Disclaimer: I own nothing. Gosho Aoyama does. If I did, then a. There would be much, much more Kid-sama in Conan's world, and b. This would happen.
Things had been going so well. His target had been stolen, checked, and returned, while learning a few new words from Nakamori-keibu. The infamous phantom thief, the Kaitou Kid, leapt from the roof of Osaka Castle. He fell for a moment before pressing the button on his belt to unfold the frame for his hang glider, plummeting confidently. He fell…and fell…and fell…and panicked. His hang glider was not opening! The young thief plunged into the crowd of shouting police and cheering fans. He closed his eyes and waited to hear the crack of his head, but it never came. Instead, he landed in a fleshy, shock-absorbing net of hands. 'These are soft, so I didn't land in the police.' When the net folded inwards and dragged him into the crowd, he heard the squealing and opened his eyes to find himself in the middle of a sea of screaming fangirls. They were pulling at Kid from every direction, trying to have him to themselves. 'Well, if it's Kid they want, it's Kid they'll get,' he thought, before saying, "I'm sorry girls, but I must be going," and lightly kissing each gripping hand. Unfortunately, his attempt was of no use, for the instant the hands around him drew back, a fresh wave stepped in. He tried his smoke bombs, but the fangirls were still clinging to him when it cleared. Kid's next trick was disguising, but fear colored his voice, and the mob detected him immediately. At last he got away by using a surprisingly lifelike dummy, the best he had. As the group tore at it, the thief ran away. He didn't really care where he ended up, as long as it was away from them. He looked around for a moment before shouting "What did I do to deserve this," so loud that it wouldn't have surprised him if his father could hear it from beyond the grave. The shock of being in the aquarium made him fall backwards…into the clownfish tank. At that moment, he was certain that his father could hear him screaming.
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The door to the Kuroba household opened, and in stepped a scared and soaking wet Kaitou Kid, who lacked the focus to even put up his Poker Face, even with the eyes of Conan Edogawa, Heiji Hattori, and Saguru Hakuba watching him. The British detective started to say, "Kid, you're under arr-"
He was cut off when the thief said in a hollow, nearly defeated voice, "Sorry, guys. I had a really bad night. We'll talk about this some other time." He climbed up the stairs, leaving Heiji's hair dyed pink and all three in dresses.
I have been dying to write something like this, but only got the idea a few weeks ago. Please review and tell me how it went!