A/N: this has been floating around my computer for some time in terms of a new story and most of this will be NCIS: LA but with NCIS thrown in there once in a while to make it interesting
A/N: thank you to sillymissy98 for letting me use a few of the names from her story
Pairings: Callen/Nell; Sam/Michelle; Kensi/Deeks; Renko/OC; Nate/Rose; Eric/OC
Summary: boring day at the office
NCIS:LA names
Kensi: TuffChk
Renko: TuffAgnt
Eric: GamingWiz
Nell: SneakyPixie
Callen: MysteryG
Nate: DocChaser
Sam: BadAssSeal
Deeks: SurferKing
Hetty: NinjaKnowsAll
NCIS names
Ziva: NinjaSkills
Tony: SkirtChaser
Abby: CafPowQueen
McGee: ComputerNerd
Palmer: AutopsyGremlin
SurferKing- I'm so bored
BadAssSeal- should try tackling that pile of paperwork
TuffChk- am sure there is a table under there somewhere :)
SurferKing- but that's going to take all day
SneakyPixie- but if you don't get it done today will make sure to find more for you to do
BadAssSeal- or before I hurt you since now is spilling onto my desk
SurferKing- Callen has more than me but don't see any of you complaining or threatening him
NinjaKnowsAll- Mr. Callen has been to busy this morning to get it done but as for you Mr. Deeks I expect it done by this evening- or else
SurferKing- what's she mean by that?
SurferKing- she doesn't mean that really?
SurferKing- RIGHT
TuffChk- ...
BadAssSeal- ...
SneakyPixie- ...
SurferKing- I see you have all turned against me so will be quiet now
BadAssSeal- that's what been asking since this morning
BadAssSeal- Kensi can you do something with him?
TuffChk- (laughs to herself about her friend) what's he doing this time?
SneakyPixie- tapping his pen against the desk just to annoy everyone in the bullpen
BadAssSeal- (glares at the man next to him) and humming 'I Know A Song That Gets On Everyone's Nerves' and ready to strangle him
TuffChk- and what makes you think I can make him do anything?
GamingNerd- we all know you two have a thing going on and he will listen to you
TuffChk- 1. there isn't thing happening between us 2. he doesn't listen to me
SneakyPixie- so deal with it or go somewhere else
BadAssSeal- Nell you're supposed to be on my side not hers
SneakyPixie- never said was on whose side :P
GamingNerd- (shakes his head at his partner) think far to much time spent with Deeks
SurferKing- why did Sam leave looking like wanted to kill someone?
SneakyPixie- maybe had something to do with you
SurferKing- I did my paperwork finally
TuffChk- something about humming to yourself all afternoon and tapping your pen
SurferKing- (laughs to himself) have no idea what talking about
GamingNerd- whatever you say
TuffChk- just be glad he had somewhere to be or would have strangled you and it's to much paperwork
SurferKing- wouldn't have happened since am growing on him and someone would have stopped him- right?
TuffChk- ...
GamingNerd- :(
SneakyPixie- ...
SurferKing- feel the love around this place for sure