Sora and Riku had decided to take a lovely stroll through the worlds on Sora's gummiship (more appropriately named now -- "The Luvboat"), now that the two had wanted some time alone with one another, ever since they had budded into a new relationship with eachother. Kairi at this time of day was usually off at school, so it was the best time of day for the two to sneak out without the girl knowing. Sure, Kairi was their friend and all, but if Kairi knew about their relationship? Due to her annoyingly obvious feelings towards Sora, it'd be a mess.
"Riku, stop that!" Sora whined as Riku attempted to feel him up at the passenger's seat. Sora swatted his hand away with annoyance. "I'm trying to drive, unless you're okay with crashing and dying."
"C'mon, Sora..." Riku sighed, running a hand through his silvery hair. "We've been together for weeks now, and we haven't even done anything yet. Just put The Luvboat on auto-pilot."
Sora couldn't help but blush a bit at the stupidity of his gummiship's new nickname. Why did he let Riku re-name it again?
The brunet set the ship to auto-pilot and sighed, crossing his arms stubbornly. "Fine, but it's your fault if we die!" Riku smirked, gripping Sora's arm and dragging him back the cockpit. Get it? Cock? Pit? Cocks?
Just like Riku had re-named the ship in a manner that fitted his love for pits of cocks, the cockpit itself had been re-fitted into a sublimely kawaii sex palace, their private quarters for their private parts to touch in privacy.
"Aren't you glad we moved our stuff over here so we won't have to hide it from Kairi and our off-screen parents?" Riku asked with a kawaii smile as he unbuttoned Sora's pants and snuck down his masculine hand down Sora's pants and panties, grabbing his liquid snake and turning it solid with a few strokes of the fist of fury.
Sora couldn't help but cry out like a catholic boy being touched by a pedobear priest. "Of course! Kairi's probably jealous of my new panties, anyhow. And she'd probably try to steal them! Do you like the ones I picked today, by the way?" Sora smirked lustfully as he slid off Riku's vest and pulled down part of his zipper. "Afterall, I know pink is your favorite color, Riku. And I thought the cute bunnies added a neat touch!" he giggled, groping Riku's massive pectorals of steel.
Bunnies, of course, added a kawaii acronym to the whole scene, Riku thought, as he was going to hump him like a submissive bunny-boy. "They look very kawaii on you Sora!" he said as his hand stroked the balls and manhood of the boy. "They match your kawaii hair. Your spikes are like cocks." he said, which made Sora very horny. As Riku said this he pulled his pants off, revealing that he had no underwear but a gargantuan penal pylon to make up for it capable of hitting a home run in every game of cock fencing they played back at home. "How about we put the sausage in the frying pan?" Riku said hornily to Sora, who was so kawaii that he couldn't hold back any moar.
"Oh God, Riku, why does it turn me on so much when you say things like that..." Sora moaned as he tried to grab the nearest object he could find to prep himself with before Riku would shove his twitching gargantuan man-cannon inside of his anal cavity; what he found was a ... toaster? Odd. Why was there a toaster inside of their sexytime cockpit? He shrugged, discarding it over to the side. "Just do me dry!" he whined, "you know I like it hard, anyhow." He could take on Riku's x-box!hueg meat spear.
Riku grabbed Sora by the waist and shoved him down the Eiffel Tower of meat he hid between his manly legs. He groaned, "Oh my God Sora!" he shouted as he pulled Sora back up his length for another deep-sea adventure into Sora's butthole, "It must be... OVER NINE THOUSAND DEGREES! Omg you're so hot Sora...!!!!!!!" he shouted sensually into Sora's ear as he unleashed anal apocalypse upon Sora's two-way Heman Highway. Little did he know however that in his attempts to grab something to hold on to, Sora had turned off the autopilot, and with Roxu's cock covering the entire universe as they knew it, neither knew that their sexytime quest for kawaii boylove would soon have a great and not-so-kawaii twist.
Sora screamed as Riku shoved his body down, shoving his mortal man mayonnaise makers into his butt pipe. "Riku! You're so BIG! OVER NINE THOUSAND INCHES DEFINITELY!" he exclaimed kawaii-ily, gripping his own tantalizing testicle terrior and stroking it to the pace of Riku's erotic ass pillage. Sora was about ready to fire his mediocre-sized jizz rocket when the ship suddenly shook violently, causing him to fall off of Riku's pulsating python. "What just happened?!" Sora asked, startled.
Riku wouldn't believe his eyes. His cock was so huge. "WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF SORA?! I'M A MAN AND A HALF! I'LL RIP AND TEAR YOUR RECTAL CAVERNS!" he screamed, but as he movedhis cock away to see out of the cockpit he saw something huger. Out there was the evil moon from Majora's Mask having sex with Monstro, and they had crashed into them. The gummiship, much like Riku's and Sora's hormones, had totally lost control and was spiraling downwards like a dramathread on Gaia Online. "OH SHI-!" Riku shouted. "We're gonna crash! Hold on to my cock! It's our only hope!" he said, and thought of himself to make himself extra hard, turning his cock hard enough to penetrate the roof of the ship so they could hold on to it when they crashed and survive like love and butterflies itselves.
"RIKU! I'm scared!" Sora cried when he'd observed the ship crash, feeling himself get a bit dizzy as The Luvboat lost complete control, and Sora knew there was only one thing at this point that could protect him from suffering a horrible, gory death:
Holding onto Riku ... 's cock.
He lunged towards his sexy manfriend and wrapped his arms desperately around Riku's massive man-machine. He felt assured that he'd be safe now -- he knew Riku's ginormous manhood was sturdy enough for even earthquakes and volcano eruptions. Not that any erupting volcano was more epic than when Riku released the sizzling heat of his torrent of boiling hot fertility fluid, that is.
Not to mention that no earthquake could even dream wet dreams about rocking the world as hard as Riku did when he slammed his whalecock into the ground, something that caused siesmic vabritions that could be felt all over the multiverse.
As the Luvboat and its jolly crew plunged down toward their joint destinies gallons of precum from Riku's world-spanning pelvic crocodile rained down on them leaving no one dry and all free to feel the seme. With Riku's x-huge anaCOCKda constrictor showering them both and thus cooling them down as the Luvboat became a meteor over nine thousand degrees hot, Sora knew that he loved Riku and that they were both a very kawaii and hot couple that wouldn't have to dine in hell tonight as long as they stuck together, but rather dine on each other's anal anthem's instead like the butt pirates they were.
BOOM!
The gummiship!meteor finally crash-landed onto this new and unknown world, Sora still holding onto his boyfriend tigh... whoa. Where did Riku go? And why were his arms wrapped tightly around an NES...? And why was this such a big NES? Sora looked utterly confused. "R-Riku?" he called out, peering around a bit. He couldn't find Riku anywhere! Strangely a small pink RAZR and an NES were randomly in the cockpit now? "Riiiiiiiku?" Sora tried again, opening the door to the Luvboat and hopping out. Sora had never seen grass this green, and grass blades this huge. Where were they?
In before Sora could ask more questions, the answers were revealed to him. The NES started moving, and Sora edged back. The NES spoke to Sora, "W... What's this TOASTER doing here..."
As the NES spoke, Sora couldn't help but be just as confused by the toaster part as he was aroused by the sensual movements of the grey box of mandom with it's sensual emerald-colored eyes. "Riku?" he asked. "Sora?" the NES replied. Awkward silence. Sora then said what every boy would, "Oh Riku... Grant me three wishes by letting me put my GAME GENIE into your kawaii casette tray! 3" which made Riku very horny. But as usual everything would be ruined just as things got TOAST$edly hot with eight bits of manflesh soaring towards the sky.
"I knew it! You were cheating on me!" the cell shouted. "You betrayed my trust! I thought we were going to be happy together Sora! But never again, no more lies! Oh... My God... You've ruined my life... And our future children's' lives... You lying cheating dog! You just think I'm some weird girl don't you? Don't have the COHONES to stand up to me do you? Oh... My... God... I feel so... Oh... I'm a very dramatic person Sora, why must you play with my feelings?"
The cell clearly was Kairi, and she was pissed like twelve fat women with sand in their vaginas viewing offensive material on the Internet. Just wtf was going on here?