Diclaimer: JRR Tolkien owns all.

A/n: HIYA! We all know Pippin likes mushrooms, but what would happen if he had a CHEESE AND MUSHROOM PIZZA?

Pippin was a curious Hobbit, often known for doing the stupidest of stunts and getting into trouble with Old Farmer Maggot, unphased when the Hobbit had threatened him with vicious dogs.

In fact, that increased the trouble he and his cousin, Merry, would get into. Often of nights found them "sneaking" into Farmer Maggot's crop and "barrowing" a "few" potatoes, carrots, cabbages and mushroom. When they weren't driving Maggot insane with their "barrowing" they were pestering poor Frodo.

The older Hobbit had actually gone to the drastic measure of gagging young Pippin when the little Hobbit had non-stop questions like 'why did they have to kill the dragon?' 'Was Smaug "pretty"?' 'Do you have any mushrooms?' 'What's cheese?'.

When he'd been bothering Merry while they were running from a enraged Sam, he said something like, "! Where are the mushroom and what did you do with the cheese!"

"PIPPIN! SHUT UP!"

"MERRY!

"SHH!"

"MERRY!"

"PIPPIN!"

"MERRY!"

"SHUT UP, PIPPIN!"

"MERIADOCBRANDYBUCK!"

"PIPPIN TOOK!"

"There's a spider on your shirt."

Merry then started to scream and whip his hands around, jumping up and down, looking all the world like a insane Hobbit doing a crazy dance.

Pippin, just for the fun of it, started to copy Merry, and when Sam finally found them, he fled in shocked and slight confusion.

Currently, the young Hobbit wandered, curiously, into a cave, when he saw it...

He sat on a silver platter, nice and warm, light streaming in througj a crack in the cave, highlighting it. It's delightful smell filling the cave.

Curiously and thinking to eat it, he stepped forward, eyes wide in awe. With a stary hand took a slice of this strange thing, he automatically sniffed it.

Smells great! And to the Hobbit, it was like simple math, like 2+2. 'Smells good+cheese and mushrooms=AWESOMELY DELICIOUS'. So, without further ado, he ate it.

And half the Shire exploded...

Ooops... Guess it was a sign... maybe one more slice wouldn't hurt... "PIPPIN! WHAT DID YOU DO!"

"I DIDN'T DO IT!"

A/n: Yeah... sure Pippin I'm POSSITIVE you didn't do it. Anyway, I know it was REALLY chaotic when he had the pizza, but it's made to be like that. Short and ATTEMPTED humour. Let me know what you think;)