Chapter 1: Mario's Teeth Get Stolen

One day Mario was in Peach's Castle when he got hungry he went to the refrigerator and started to get food. Luigi was in the main room with Peach, Toadsworth, and some Toads when he heard Mario scream. He rushed to the fridge and saw Mario lying there unconscious without his teeth. Luigi stood there in awe. Peach came by. She kicked Luigi in the shin.

"Don't just stand there and watch! Get him!" Peach scolded Luigi.

"Oh sorry."

Luigi picked up Mario and they all ran back to the main room.

"What happened to his teeth?" A toad asked.

"Why is he unconscious?" Another asked.

"Why does he wear red?" Another toad servant asked.

Just then Mario popped to life and started break dancing.

"Are you alright, bro?" Luigi asked.

Mario stopped dancing. But he started moving his mouth but gibberish came out.

"He can't talk without his teeth!" Peach screamed.

"I got an idea!" Luigi shouted. "We can get him to tell us what happened by playing charades!"

"Good idea!" Toadsworth said. "Okay, Mario, act out what happened."

Mario put his hands right under his armpits and started jumping around d like a monkey without the noise. Then he slapped himself in the head and fell over acting unconscious. Then while he was acting unconscious he motioned his hands to his mouth.

"Um? What does that mean?" Luigi asked.

Mario got up and did the act over and over.

"I got a guess. Maybe a tooth eating dragon samurai ninja pirate eagle busted through the castle roof and landed in front of Mario. It scared him so much he slapped him self in the head and fell unconscious. Then the tooth eating dragon samurai ninja pirate eagle then ate Mario's teeth and flew away. Then it fixed the hole in the roof and then REALLY flew away." Luigi guessed.

"That's absurd!" Peach yelled. "What he means is that a cement eating magikoopa came and made the refrigerator come to life and eat Mario's teeth then knock him unconscious. Then the refrigerator ate the magikoopa and went back to normal. Duh!"

"You are both wrong!" An unknown voice said.

They all looked over to Mario where the voice came from. They saw Mario's hammer standing up. It had eyes and a mouth.

"I'm Ham, Mario's hammer." The hammer said.

Just then Mario's cape popped out. It had eyes and a mouth as well.

"I'm Mr. Cape. You can call me Cape."

Then came Mario's boots. They also had faces. "I'm Mr. Right and this is Mrs. Left."

The final object that came out was Mario's hat. "I'm Kapp."

"So you guys know what happened?" A toad asked.

"Yeah." Ham said. "Mario got hungry so he went to get some food. He did that then he was ambushed by monkeys that wore Koopa Troop outfits. They stole Mario's teeth and ran off."

"Cool." Luigi said. "You guys should go get them back."

"Okay but you all should come too."

"Um… I can't. I've uh… got to… eat! Yeah eat that's it!" Luigi said running off to his house.

"I've got… um… princess matters to attend too. Yeah that's it!" Peach yelled as she ran to her room.

"I'm… uh… too old. Yeah!" Toadsworth said as he ran away.

"So that leaves us and some toads!" Kapp said in excitement. "I've always liked Toads!"

"I've always hated them." Mrs. Left said.

"Um… we have to… um… stay here and… uh…. um… are… servants! Yeah! That's it! We gotta serve the people in this castle because we are their servants! That's why we can't go!" The toads ran off.

"Chickens." Mr. Cape said to himself.

"So let's get this adventure started!" Kapp screamed in excitement.

"Hold your horses!" Ham screamed. "I'm leader so I decide when we leave. And that is… now! Zoom!" And with that, they're off! They just don't know where!

End of chapter.

I hope you like this story. I hope you find it funny.