Anna: Hello~

Magic Writer: HI!

Anna: Who are ya?

Magic Writer: Your creator…

Anna: OH! *grabs and eats a cookie*

Magic Writer: OH! I think it's the right time to explain something!

Anna: Wha-

[Flash Backs] yep… just like this.

Thoughts…

*action*

Anna: What… was that? *bites cookie*

Magic Writer: Things that need to be cleared.

Anna: Yeah right…

*A door appears from nowhere and a boy with an orange mask appears*

Anna: The fuc-

Tobi: Cookies! *swings at Anna and tries to grab the cookie*

Anna: Back-off. What are ya doing here?

Tobi: Leader-sama said something about not knowing how this people were S criminals. So he threw us out of the hose!

Anna: … Did ya knew that, me?

Magic Writer: Yep…

Hidan: That fucking leader…

Anna: HELLO! ~

Hidan: Hi Anna.

Tobi: Hidan-chan! I want cookies!

Magic Writer: It's not polite to show up and not even bother to say hi, Hidan.

Hidan: Who the fuck said that?

Magic Writer: Me

Hidan: …

Anna: Is me in the real world :3 Did ya miss me?

Hidan: Not much-

Anna: Bitch.

Hidan: … let me finish. I have someone that actually missed you.

Deidara: Hello.

*Anna squeals*

Anna: DEI!

Magic Writer: Okay back with the story!

Itachi: What story.

Magic Writer: It's about the past of Anna-

Kisame: B-O-R-I-N-G

Anna: BITCH.

Kisame: You may have a great body, but we all know your story-

*Magic Writer shoots Kisame for interrupting her/he*

Anna: ARE YA BOY?

Magic Writer: No… but I didn't want to people know…

Anna: :3 sorry.

Magic Writer: Any ways, and Deidara's past.

*Deidara faints*

*Kisame revives*

Kisame: NO WAY!

Magic Writer: Yes, now. Please let me start…

Akatsuki: KAY!

Anna: Why do they have to be here?

*A magic television pops out*

Magic Writer: So they can watch you…