Memory of Neil Something Chapter 1: Part 1, a glee fanfic

(This part takes place inside of Neil's dream world while he's in his coma. Can Neil remember everything he's forgoten or will something or somebody get left behind?)

I was laying on the couch me' mother owen when I was small, but that couldn't be that couch was throwen away when I was a teenager. None the less here I was, laying on me' mother's old couch that looked brand I was a grown-up now me' legs hung off the side easily. I rubbed me' eyes and sat up, I was at home. Well sorta, it was the home I knew except that there was a giagantic TV on the wall across from me.
"Damian says 'Hurry the hell up'." A famillar voice next te' me said causing me te' jump and as I looked over, it was Damian! Except he was different, he was fourteen again and only wore a T-shirt that was so long it touched the ground, but what made the t-shirt really weird is that it had a large picture of him on it.
"Damian? Where are we? What's going on?" I asked very confused as I looked around the famillar room. I looked down at me'self and saw I was wearing a t-shirt and jeans with a pair of sandels, all of which were normal and nothing seemed wrong.
"Damian asks 'Ye' really don't know?'." I looked over the young version of Damian again.
"Seriously what's going on? And why are ye' talking in third-person?"
"Damian speaks slowly te' explain 'Ye' were in an accident and ye'r head is all foggy and screwed up so before ye' can wake up from this coma ye'r gonna have te' try and correct ye'r images of all ye'r CT friends'."
"Okay that makes sense." I nodded as I processed all of what the fourteen year old boy said te' me.
"Damian sighs and adds sadly 'but ye' dont have forever and if ye' don't fix everything before the doctors wake ye' up then ye' will totaly forget what ye' couldn't fix'."
"How do I fix everything though?"
"Damian sadly doesn't know but Damian does say 'First ye' should see if ye' could figure out if anything is wrong'." Damian nodded logicaly as he talked.
"Ye'r not suppose te' be fourteen, ye' grew up." As I stated the obvious truth Damian's skin began te' change in a strange way and soon the Damian that was grown up was sitting in front me with the over-sized shirt on.
"Damian thinks and says 'I think if ye' say what ye' remember correctly about them they will change back te' who they really are.'" The older Damian was still talking like an egotistical jerk, wait a minute.
"Damian ye'r not an egotistical jerk." I looked over at him and he stood up from the couch and the over-long shirt began slowly rising up till it was a white tank top and Damian was standing before me with a buttondown on and jeans. He looked himself over then looked up at me.
"Good job Neil, Ye've almost remembered me completely." He smiled at me and I was very confused as te' what was going on.
"Damian this doesn't make a lot of sense." I shook me' head at the simplicity of all this.
"Neil-"He made sure I was looking at him before he contuined "-Ye'r in a drugged out dream world, not a lot is gonna make sense." Damian eyes were serious and he had a very good point. "Just try and enjoy the ride and try te' figure out whats wrong."
"Okay I guess..." I was still confused but I guess I wasn't suppose te' really know whats going on. "So where are the rest of our CT buddies?"
"There." Damian pointed te' the TV across from us.
"What?" I asked hoping he wasn't implying what I thought he was.
"We have te' go through the TV." Damian smiled at me and I couldn't help but smile back.
"How do ye' plan on doing that?"
"Like this." Damian reached over me and gripped the back of me' shirt and the next thing I know I'm in the air flying toward the TV. I'm pretty Damian didn't have super strength, but then again this was a dream world. AS soon as me' head made contact with the TV I fell threw it like ye' would fall through water and before I could blink I was laying on the ground of a concert surronded by...webbed feet? I stood up and realized that the ENTIRE crowd was penguins and teddybears. I looked behind me and there wasn't a TV just more giant fuzzy creatures and Damian.
"What is going on?" Out of all the occupents of the room not a single one made a sound.
"They're waiting for the concert te' start. Com'on." Damian grabbed me wrist and pulled me through the crowd and soon we were front and center staring at the stage. The lights dimmed and three guys came out on stage, two of the guys I roconigized. One of them was Emmet except he seemed te' be hung-over and was only wearing silver sequined boxers, while the other guy was Keith except he seemed te' be freaking out looking for something as he only wore a golden rhinestone speedo.
"Why are they bearly dressed on stage?" I whispered into Damian ear.
"Because they're not themselves right now." He whispered back and it made a little sense. After the concert I would have te' talk te' them and see what was wrong. Keith was standing on the opposite side of the stage from Emmett messing with his rosary except instead of a cross it had a surf board on it. The guy standing center stage seemed fully dressed as he picked up a microphone and tossed it te' Emmett who caught it skillfully then Keith picked up his own. Then the song began.

Keith and Emmett:/Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di/.

Mystery Man, Keith, and Emmett:/Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today, gonna love today.
Everybody's gonna love today, gonna love today.
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love./ I didn't recongize the singer but his dark hair and dark eyes seemed te' have some shred of famillar on them.

Mystery Man:/I've been crying for so long,
Fighting tears just to carry on,
But now, but now, it's gone away./ Emmett stubled te' the other side of the stage te' stand next te' Keith.

Mystery Man:/Hey girl why can't you carry on,
Is it 'cause you're just like your mother,
A little tight, like to tease for fun,
Well you ain't gonna tease no other,
Gonna make you a lover./

Mystery Man, Keith, and Emmett:/Everybody's gonna love today,
love today, love today.
Everybody's gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love./ Emmett looked over at Keith for a second and did the most un-professional thing I had ever seen. He grabbed Keith and kissed him fiercely leading them into a make out session right on stage. The mystery man didn't seem te' mind and just kept singing.

Mystery Man:/Girl in the blue with the big bust on,
Big bust on, big bust on.
Wait till your mother and your papa's gone,
Papa's gone Momma, momma papa, shock shock me,
Shock shock me, shock shock./

Mystery Man:/Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today, gonna love today I said,
Everybody's gonna love today, gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love./ Emmett and Keith make out session contuined and I could feel Damian clench his fist. Something was wrong with Emm and Keith, they didn't belong together but I couldn't remember who either of them were with.

Mystery Man:/Carolina sits on ninety five Give her a dollar and she'll make you smile./ The mystery man grabbed Emmett's shoulder and pulled him off of the blonde and threw him te' the other side of the stage. Then all three of them contuined with the song like nothing was wrong.

Mystery Man, Keith, and Emmett:/Hook her, book her, nook her, walk away!/

Keith:/Girl dresses like a kid for fun,
Licks her lips like they're something other,
Tries to tell you life has just begun,
But you know she's getting something other Than the love from her mother./

Emmett, and the Mystery Man:/Everybody's gonna love today,
Love today, love today Everybody's gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love./

Emmett:/Girl in the blue with the big bust on,
Big bust on, big bust on.
Wait till your mother and your papa's gone,
Papa's gone Momma, momma papa, shock shock me,
Shock shock me, shock shock./

Mystery Man, Keith, and Emmett:/I said,
Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today, gonna love today I said,
Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love./

Keith, and Emmett:/Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di.../

Mystery Man:/Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today, gonna love today Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love./

Keith, and Emmett:/Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di.../

The song ended and the lights lit back up.
"We will now have a ten minute break." The mystery man said and then he grabbed the microphones and was gone. Emmett and Keith linked hands and saw me and skipped over te' Damian and I then jumped off the stage together.
"Hey Neil." Keith said as his eyes stilled screached around the room for something.
"Keith, what's wrong with ye'r eyes?" I asked I figured this is a dream I didn't have te' be nice or tactfull.
"What do ye' mean I'm just keep me' eyes open for water, ye' know that I'm hydrophobic." Keith kept sreaching as Damian kept his eyes away from thew happy couple before me.
"Ireaal lydon'tca rethat muchbabe." Emmett said clearly drunk as he slurred his words was so strange, so I sighed a give into the stupid rule me' mind created.
"Emmett ye'r not a drunk because when ye' got drunk ye' kissed somebodies boy friend last time." I didn't remember who's boy friend but I did remember the story. "And Emmett ye'r with Cameron from LA that guy ye' knew when ye' were little. And Keith ye'r not hydrophobic because ye'r a SURFER." As I spoke a haze seemed te' release them both. "and Keith ye'r boy friend is.." I couldn't remember, I looked around the room then found the answer right next te' me. "Damian!" As I completed the explaination of who they really were the were magically clothed in real clothes that I knew they owned and then I noticed two other things had happened. 1 Damian had a cute hickey on his neck just below his mole , and 2 Emmett Keith and Damian all had thin pale blue halos floating above them.
"Good job Neil. Ye' completely remember Damian Keith and I." Emmett smiled at me as I stared the shining blue halos.
"Why a halo?" I asked as I looked around at the now frozen penguins and teddybears.
"Why did ye' go through a TV te' get here? It just is what it is." Keith shruged and let go of Emmett's hand then walked over te' Damian and threw a causual arm around his real boyfriend and it looked right.
"So that's all there is te' fixing me' brain?" I asked.
"Well sometimes ye' might create like a bad guy who will try and make ye' forget something really important." Emmett explained.
"Why in the world would I create something like that?" I was very confused on what Emmett was telling me.
"Ye' didn't do it willingly it's the trauma from ye'r accident."
"How do ye' know all this?" I asked as I noticed that the entire back wall of the teather we were in was actually a giant fish tank where I could see penguins swimming around inside.
"Well technically I'm not actually Emmett I'm just ye'r mental version of him so I also know a bit more about ye' then the real Emmett would. Actualy ye'r version of George will probably know how this bad guy works better then I do."
"This world is so..." I shook me' head.
"Dumb?" Emmett offered te' complete me' sentence.
"Very confusing." I said shaking me' head. So apparently there was something in this weird dream world tht would try and make me forget something very important. I sighed as the thought sank in then all of us smiled for a second then the lights began te' dim Keith pulled Damian on stage with him as Emmett stayed down with me. That dark-haired Mystery Man came back out with a wide smile and Damian and Keith didn't seemed te' care he was singing with them.

Damian, and Keith:/Teenage dreams in a teenage circus Running around like a clown on purpose Who gives a damn about the family you come from?
No givin' up when you re young and you want some/

Mystery Man:/Running around again/.
Keith:/(Running around again)/
Mystery Man:/Running from running/

Mystery Man:/Waking up in the midday sun What s to live for?
You could see what I ve done Staring at emotion In the light of day I was running from the things that you d say/

Damian:/We are not what you think we are/
Keith and the Mystery Man:/We are golden, we are golden/
Damian:/We are not what you think we are/
Keith and the Mystery Man:/We are golden, we are golden/

Damian, and Keith:/Teenage dreams in a teenage circus Running around like a clown on purpose Who gives a damn about the family you come from?
No giving up when you re young and you want some/

Damian:/I was a boy at an open door Why you staring Do you still think that you know?
Looking for treasure In the things that you threw Like a magpie I live for glitter, not you/

Damian, and Keith:/Teenage dreams in a teenage circus Running around like a clown on purpose Who gives a damn about the family you come from?
No givin' up when you re young and you want some/

Mystery Man:/Now I m sitting alone I m finally looking around Left here on my own I m gonna hurt myself Maybe losing my mind I m still wondering why Had to let the world let it bleed me dry/

Damian:/We are not what you think we are/
Damian and Keith:/We are not what you think we are/
Mystery, Damian and Keith:/We are not what you think we are.
We are golden, we are golden/

Damian, and Keith:/Teenage dreams in a teenage circus Running around like a clown on purpose Who gives a damn about the family you come from?
No givin' up when you re young and you want some/

Mystery Man:/Running around again/
Keith:/(Running around again)/
Mystery Man:/Running from running Running around again/
Damian:/(Running around again)
Mystery Man:/Running from running/
Damian:/We are not what you think we are/ The mystery Man leaped off the stage near man and before I could react he wasd behind me whispering the final lines in me' ear.
Mystery Man:/We are golden, we are golden/

As the lights stayed low I turned te' look at him, his brown eyes were spotless of shame. I wasn't quite sure what I was doing as I leaned closer te' him then he pushed his lips again mine. The kissed lasted for a second till the lights came back up and I pulled away.
"Who are ye'?" He smiled at me' questions but before he he answered me he said.
"I have te' go do one more song then I will tell ye'." He smiled at me and kissed me' forehead lightly. "I love ye'." A second later he was gone.
"Is he me' boyfriend?" I asked out loud knowing that Emmett could hear me.
"Seems te' be. I'm pretty sure he is."
"Aren't ye' just a part of me' mind?"
"True." Emmett nodded and looked at the ground "So I guess I don't actualy know. Sorry." Keith and Damian got down from the stage and came over te' stand with Emmett and mystery man came back onto the stage followed by a choir of Penguins wearing Sombreros, fake mustaches and church robes. The lights dimmed again another song started.

Mystery Man:/I sit and think about the day that you're gonna die,
'Cause your wrinkled eyes betrayed the joy with which you smiled.
Care to see my reason?
Care to put your life in mine?
Looking at life from the perspective of a boy Who's learnt to love you but has also learned to grow.
Could we make it better, stormy weather?
So I dunno./ The mystery man kept his eyes on me and I felt like a should know him.

Penguin Choir:/Oh, oh, oh - Is there anybody home?/
Mystery Man:/Who will believe me, won't deceive me, who'll try to teach me?/
Penguin Choir:/Ah, ah, ah - Is there anybody home?/
Mystery Man:/Who wants to have me, just to love me?
Stuck in the middle./

Mystery Man:/I look at you,
You look at me,
We bite each other.
And with your bitter words you kick me in the gutter.
But my troops are bigger than yours 'Cause you'll never stand my fight.
Ours is a family that's based upon tradition But with my careless words I tread upon your vision.
Are five kids better than one, who'd busy like to be gone?/

Penguin Choir:/Oh, oh, oh - Is there anybody home?/
Mystery Man:/Who'll believe me, won't deceive me, who'll try to teach me?/
Penguin Choir:/Ah, ah, ah - Is there anybody home?/
Mystery Man:/Who wants to have me, just to love me?
Stuck in the middle./
Penguin Choir:/Yeah...Yeah...Yeah.../

Mystery Man:/This is to my name,
This ain't a greater plan to break your heart of me.
I know that what I've started means that when we have parted I can live in honesty./

As he finished the final verse he jumped down from the stage and landed a little bit in front of me again.
"Show off, he didn't need the choir for that." Keith muttered and I couldn't help but chuckle. The mystery man definitly had charisma, and swagger. He looked at me, I stared back why couldn't I remember him?
"Hey, babe do ye' remember me yet?" He asked as he stepped up te' me.
"I'm sorry no..." I shook me' head as I felt a blush crept through me' cheeks. He laughed and tusseled his brown hair.
"I'm ye'r boyfriend." He smiled at me.
"Ye' are?" I asked some deeper part of me said otherwise.
"yeah, I'm ye'r boyrfriend, Colm Keegan." He smiled and me and gently stroked me' cheek with his hand very tenderly. "and I love ye' very much."

(If you are screaming at your computer "Neil your with Ryan not Colm, Colm's a bad guy" then I like you a lot and I think that you should post a review telling me if you are, and if your not you should leave a review saying why you aren't shouting, and if you don't like all this crazy fantasy stuff? Don't worry soon everything will become real and fluffy just the way I write -Love, Sterwolf59)