A/N: I can't believe I actually have to tell you these things, but here we go:

1) I don't own Harry Potter. That's what fanfiction is for.

2) REVIEWS ARE AMAZING!

That will be all.

-Prim

Sirius couldn't sleep.

He had been tossing and turning for what seemed like hours- though, taking into account his short attention span, it was probably much less than that. His insomnia was acting up; his mind was whirring, and he knew he wouldn't ever settle down. This is a hopeless case, he thought to himself.

Grumbling, Sirius threw on an old t-shirt and began his way down to the kitchen. Yes, a good snack was what he needed... You could always chalk it up to hunger.

As Sirius entered the kitchen of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place, a quite disturbing sight met his eyes.

Tonks was pinned to the kitchen wall by Remus, her legs around his torso as they kissed feverently. They were both half-naked, and making noises that Sirius knew would haunt him forever.

"My eyes, Moony, my eyes!" he shouted, and slapped his hands over his face to shield himself from the horror.

Tonks and Remus both turned around and blushed; Tonks' hair went from purple to pink and she hurriedly threw on her clothes.

"What're you doing here?" said Tonks and Sirius at the same time (Sirius had dared to open his eyes).

"Midnight snack," answered Remus and Sirius, though Remus phrased it like a question, as if daring Sirius to say anything.

Sirius looked mildly disgusted. "You forgot the silencing charm," he said grimly, "and you left the door open." Remus and Tonks looked at eachother; Remus whistled, hands behind his back, rocking awkwardly on the soles of his feet. Tonks looked at Sirius. Sirius looked at Remus, and stopped the stupid back and forth with another outburst.

"You don't just go around making love where anyone could walk in! Have you no dignity?!" He ran a hand through his hair and walked across the room. Remus did the same.

"I lost my dignity years ago," Remus said in an amused fashion.

Sirius had an odd, bewildered look on his face. "Oookay..." he did a little cough. "Well, you two get back to your 'midnight snack...'" Tonks went pink again, both in her hair and her cheeks.

"Right," she and Remus said embarrasedly.

Sirius walked towards the door and opened it. "Be a good wolf," he called to Remus before slipping out, mumbling something that sounded like "my own cousin..."

So much for sleep.