Hey! This is a random and awkwardly creepy fanfic that we had randomly and stupidly come up with!
Bold: Padfoot
Normal: Prongs
Hermione Granger Farted
everyone around her died of shock and the smell
then Dumbledore came in to see what was happeneing and as soon as he smelt it he died as well
then snape the potions master ,started walking around the school ,looking for the beautiful smell , that he smelt with his overly large nose
Snape continued to sniff until he found hermione and continued to sniff until he got to her ass. He kept sinffing like he was a dog sniffing a girls ass
hermione , was soon disturbed because he was sniffing her ass , so she let out a bigger even deadlier fart
so he continued to sniff in her ass even harder
padfoot: prongz, this is getting disgusting and awkward!
prongs: yeah i noe
... then harry potter came to the rescue
padfoot: i thote he was dead
Prongs: ...NO harry Potter did not die cause he was wearing a gass mask at the time
padfoot: well....i want Harry to die!
prongs: Dispite what padfoot "the second author" wants harry potter did not die , he simply killed snape the potions master by singing .
padfoot: but you can't do that! It's my turn! HAHAHA!
As Harry came to the rescue Severus and Voldemort spotted him. So they started a choir and the three of them sang Mary had a little lamb (first thing that came up my mind)!!!!
soon hermione died ... because of the awfull singing ... and unfortunatly *cough cough* severus snape died with her , voldermort killed harry and the wizarding world was soon taken over by evil . ( which means ponies, faries and pixies and elves singing and dancing )
Hope you enjoyed our weird and awkwardly random fanfic! Please die! Jks! Please review! From Prongfoot!
(Btw...we actually did one word at a time and each paragraph)