A/N: Okay this is literally just for giggles, I actually semi like Twilight. :p
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Klaus Killed Twilight
Klaus sighed in frustration, he's just sat through all four movies that were "The Twilight Saga." This was Caroline pushing him entirely to far.
The cast was stiff, the plot was annoyingly vapid, the girlwas clingy and annoying. And that VAMPIRES. Don't get Klaus started on the Vampires. He decided that this needed to be ended before more damage could be done.
"KOL, WE'RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD." Klaus called, instantly Kol was at his side.
"Why?"
"We're going to kill the cast of Twilight."
Kol scrunched up his face, "That annoying movie about a stupid girl who's infatuated with glittery vampires who are dead but somehow maintain the ability to reproduce?"
Klaus nodded, a wicked smile on his face that Kol instantly mimicked.
"That story is a mockery of the Vampire race."
Klaus rolled his eyes, "No shit Sherlock."
That being said they hoped on a plane, went to Hollywood and killed every member of the cast of Twilight except the guy who played Charlie because he gave them expensive scotch.
Fin.