So, I've been thinking about this idea for a while. And I decided today to turn it onto a little story.
Agree with me on this, Edward would be a sexy tattoo artist. Well, he'd be a sexy anything really.
And throw in Jasper, Alice and Bella . .

Things are about to get HOT in here.

Expect this to be about four or five chapters.

OUTFITS ON PROFILE

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"Oh wow!" Alice said as she stepped out onto the hotel room's white balcony, throwing her head back and letting the sun's rays shine fully on her face and neck, "This is exactly what we needed Bells."

"You can say that again." I said, stepping out to join her, my beach bag and towel tucked under my arm, "This is wonderful."

Alice pushed down her sunglasses from her head, "I'm definitely not missing Washington now."

She linked her arm through mine, leaning her head against my slightly higher up shoulder. We looked out on the calm, sparkling ocean, the Miami sun dancing across the tips of the waves.

"Ready to hit the beach?" I asked, smiling. I couldn't help but smile here.

"Yes!"

Hours later, we were lying on the hot sand, I could almost feel my skin growing bronzer by the second. I glanced to my right, Alice was lying flat on her back, her enormous sunglasses taking up almost her entire face. She was wearing nothing but her bikini bottoms, as was I, we didn't want to have tan lines ruining our clubbing outfits tonight.

I propped herself up on my elbows, "I think we should do something to remember this holiday Alice."

Alice turned her face towards me, the mischievous glint in her eyes visible despite the dark lenses, "What did you have in mind?"

"How about we get tattoos?" I said.

Alice gasped, "I love that idea! Oh wow . . what kinda tattoo?"

"I don't know," I mused, "maybe a phoenix? We're marking a new chapter in our lives. We're finished college, we're off into the big wide world."

Alice flopped back, "Don't mention that to me. If I had my way I'd spend the rest of my days somewhere like here."

I lay back again too, shifting closer to Alice, lacing our fingers together, "Let's do the tattoos today."

"Sure, I think - AHH!" Alice let out a shriek as a wet football slapped onto her stomach.

Alice sat bolt upright, glaring around her angrily for the football's owner.

"Hey! Sorry about that!" a blonde haired guy, younger than us, came trotting over.

"Watch it in future." Alice snarled, thrusting the football back into the boy's hand.

"I'm sorry again, I really didn't mean to - "

I sat up, joining Alice, "Don't say you didn't mean to. As if the 'accidental ball hitting' chat up line hasn't been used in about a hundred different lame ass movies. Look we get it, two hot topless girls, it's just 'too easy' right? Well, let me save you time and further potential embarrassment, we're not interested. Now, go back to your little ball games."

Mr. Blonde stood there in stunned silence for several seconds, before cowing his head and returning to his friends. They crowded around him instantly, eager to see what the girls had said.

"You go Bella!" Alice grinned, "Miami air is good for your confidence I see!"

I laughed, "Maybe, although blonde All- American isn't really my type." I leaned in a gave Alice a sweet kiss, "Besides, we had a deal. Any guys we meet here it's double or nothing. We're not available separately."

Alice beamed, "It's a two for one deal here, exactly. Now, let's go get those tattoos sorted."

"Right now?" I looked slightly nervous.

"You're the one who wanted to get them today!" Alice said incredulously, refastening her orange bandeau bikini top.

"I know but, you know me and pain, we dont exacty stroll through life hand in hand."

"Whatever Bella, just come on."

I fastened my own bikini once more, then got to my feet beside her, she was pulling on some gold shorts over her bikini bottoms. Only Alice.

"Very Kylie Minogue." I remarked as I pushed my legs through some rather less exciting denim hotpants, steadying myself by holding onto Alice's shoulder.

"Metallic is in I'll have you know."

I just nodded, well used to Alice's little fashion facts.

Alice took my hand and together we strolled along the beach strip, the click of our wedged shoes barely audible against the sandy concrete. There were lots of tattoo places on the beach, but all looked slightly shady or dodgy.

Finally, almost at the end of the main fronts of shops we found a small, clean looking place. The front was freshly painted, and the windows and sign above the door read, "J AND E TATTOO DESIGNS"

"What do you think Bells?" Alice looked at me.

"I don't think we're going to get anywhere better."

Alice pushed the door open ahead of me, a tinkling bell announced our entrance. The walls were hung with long paintings, mostly of either Japanese style or traditional Navy pinups. A JW or EC was artfully scribbled in the corner of each.

"Well, hello. What can I do for you?" A voice that had a very distinctive Southern twang came from a corner of the shop.

I looked over to see a very good looking blonde sitting behind a bamboo counter, his bare feet resting on top of a pile of magazines on a spare chair.

"Oww." I hissed, Alice's hand had suddenly tightened in mine, her nails dug into my palm.

"We'd like to get tattoos." Alice's voice came out, dripping like honey, "I'm Alice, this is Bella."

She nudged me with her elbow, unable to tear her eyes from the guy's voice. I was equally smitten as soon as he stood up. He was very tall, much taller than Alice and I, his blonde air hung in natural curls around his ears, his easy smile melted my bones.

"Well, you've come to the right place." He let out a little chuckle. He was wearing low jeans and a worn out Ramones t-shirt, tattoos were visible just where the sleeves ended, in short, Alice's dream guy.

"Is there any chance we could get them done at the same time?"

"Yeah no problem. I'll just call Edward, I'm Jasper by the way." He added before bellowing over his shoulder, "EDWARD?!"

"ONE SEC!" another voice shouted from upstairs.

There was a quick thumping on the stairs and a second man appeared. I actually let out a little squeak. If Jasper was Alice's dream guy, then I had pretty much just found mine too. And I mean dream with a capital D. He was breathtaking, classically handsome, his hair was almost a bronze colour, and was tousled in casual disaray. He worn jeans, torn at the knees from wear, not because they had been bought that way, along with a plain white t-shirt. And I could see the end of some tattoos below his sleeves, like Jasper. His green eyes brightened as he smiled at us.

"Hey, I'm Edward." He raised a hand in greeting, I spied a wooden bead bracelet on his wrist, Jasper wore an identical one.

"Bella." I said, my voice layered with silky seduction, "This is Alice."

"It's a pleasure to meet you." His voice lilted slightly as he said 'pleasure', I wondered had he meant to imply something with it?

Edward moved to stand beside Jasper, they stood very close together, in a way that showed they were comfortable around each other's bodies. I didn't know how comfortable.

"What would you like to get?" Jasper asked, leaning his back slightly against Edward's shoulder.

"I was thinking an anchor," said Alice, "on my hip." She took my hand and pressed my finger on her hip, inside the waistband of her gold shorts.

So that's how we were going to play it.

Jasper swallowed hard, "And you Bella?"

"A phoenix, or maybe a humming bird, in the same place." Alice wrapped her arm around my waist, the tips of her fingers brushed the waist of my denims.

"I'd go with the humming bird, you need a big area for a phoenix to look good."

"Well, it's important it looks good, I see her hips every day." Alice joked lightly, batting her eyelashes.

"Well, take a seat, have a look through some of the books there, and we'll get set up." Jasper and Edward disappeared behind a door marked Staff Only.

I immediately turned to Alice, "Oh my God!"

"I know!" Squealed Alice, her pretty face lit up, "We've got to get them to come out with us tonight."

"Not a problem, what guys have ever said no to us?" I reasoned.

"Exactly," Alice agreed, "piece of cake."

I turned my attention to the book of designs Edward had handed me, I quickly selected a blue and white hummingbird, as soon as I saw it I knew it was for me, simple and timeless. Alice too had no problems in choosing between designs, she chose a traditional grey anchor, a rope wrapped around it.

"Perfect," she beamed, "Traditional, never goes out of style."

I giggled, still caught up in the spell that I felt Edward's eyes had cast over me. We would bed them tonight, without a doubt. Boys were so easy. Alice and I had had to work towards our current relationship. We had been best friends our entire lives, once we reached our mid teens it seemed only natural to progress to the friends with benefits stage. I loved Alice dearly, and always would. Regardless of what happened in the future.

She was my perfect soul mate, everything I needed to complete me. Sex with Alice was merely a bonus. It was her friendship I cherished above all, and all potential boyfriends had to be approved, or else it was a no go.

"Did you notice how they were standing together?" I asked Alice.

"I know, way too close to be just friends. I think we may have found our perfect pair Bells." she said excitedly.

I couldn't help but agree.

Edward and Jasper returned, armed with everything they would need.

"Decided ladies?"

"We have indeed." Alice beamed, holding out our chosen designs.

"You want to get them at the same time yeah?" Edward checked.

I kissed Alice's cheek, "Of course, we do everything together."

Jasper and Edward exchanged a glance before instructing us to hang on another minute whilst they made the stencils.

I lay down on the long white table, Alice opposite me, I gave her a nervous smile.

"Don't worry Bells," she reassured me, squeezing my hand.

"Ready?" Edward asked, machine in hand.

I nodded, "Let's go."

"Can you just unbutton your shorts and push them down a little?" Oh God I wish he'd said that in a different context.

And then he began, at first it felt like my skin was burning, but after the initial sensation it wasn't too bad. It probably helped that the tip of Edward's nose was mere centimetres from my hip bone, his breath fell onto my skin in even bursts, teasing me, outweighing the pain.

Before it knew it, we were finished.

"All done." Edward gave me a crooked grin, and took my hand to help me to my feet.

I rushed to the mirror, Alice beside me, "I love it."

"Me too." She ran her fingers over mine, "It's so sexy Bells."

"Show me yours."

Alice pulled down the side of her bikini enough to let me see the little anchor.

"That's amazing."

Alice beamed at me, delighted. Then she kissed me, not a normal sweet public kiss. But a long, hard, passionate kiss. Like when it was just us.

We turned to face the boys, "Thank you." we said in unison.

"Don't mention it." Jasper waved off our praise with another easy smile.

"How about we take you out tonight?" Offered Edward, "Show you the real Miami? The one we locals like to keep to ourselves."

"Definitely." Alice's voice was sultry," What do you think Bells?"

"I don't know, we party hard, think you can keep up?" I pressed my body against Alice.

"I think we can handle that." Jasper said, his shoulder brushing against Edward's, not shying from the accidental contact.

"We'll see you later tonight then." Edward said, adding a wink. His hand disappeared behind his back, I thought I saw it slip into Jasper's back pocket.

We gave them the name of our hotel, and our suite number.

That could not have gone better.

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