Hiya! This poem was written during the last few minutes of IPS class after
a test. I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean.

Abandon the eyepatches
Abandon your parrots
Abandon the beltbuckles,
Peglegs, and even your...
Carrots!
Pirates are fierce people
With mustaches and beards
The occasional card game
Could end up in tears.
Yes, they have parrots
And yes, they have hooks
But don't you think
They should stay in the books?
When confronted with piracy
Don't tag along
For everyone knows
You just won't belong!
From bandanas and crossbones
To hats with white feathers
All we know about pirates
Is they're obsessed with treasures!