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Oh, come on! Like we all haven't thought of what would happen if Ursa finds out about that little Agni Kai between Ozai and Zuko:P Anyway, I do not own Avatar, it belongs to Nick.

WARNING: Contains strong language, violence, abuse, and mature content, and is very OOC.

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Chapter 1: Ursa Finds Out

Ahh. Summer in the Fire Nation. Summer is the Fire Nation's dominant season- the warmth, the power, and-

"HE WHAT?!"

...And the pissed off banished princess who found out from her brother-in-law that her husband burned and banished her son. It didn't help that she was a firebender, which is why Iroh shielded his eyes from the rising flames of their campfire.

"Yeah. Zuko...hasn't been the same since." Iroh continued. "We spent two years looking for the Avatar We found him, and spent three months chasing him."

Ursa breathed heavily. "So this is how Ozai treats my son in my absence? I'll fucking kill him!"

Iroh winced at her language. "I understaned why you're upset-"

"Upset?!" Ursa interrupted. "You tell me that Ozai burned Zuko JUST BECAUSE he spoke out at a damn meeting, and you say that I'm UPSET?! That doesn't even cover it! He should be cut in half with a dull knife! Fourthed! Eighthed! Sixteenthed!"

Iroh looked around frantically. "Um...Ursa, you probably shouldn't talk about killing the Fire Lord, especially since you killed my father!"

"And I'm sorry about that." Ursa said sincerely. "But what did you expect me to do? Ozai was going to kill Zuko as punishment!"

"Good point..." Iroh replied. "I really wish my father waited until I was home to give Ozai that punishment so I could convince him to kill Azula!"

"Hey! If I can't talk about killing the Fire Lord, don't talk about killing the Fire Princess!" Ursa pointed out.

"Sorry." Iroh said.

"It's okay." Ursa sighed. "I just wish I took Zuko with me when I was banished. I thought about doing that, but I didn't want him to have the same life I did."

"Ironic." Iroh commented. "Let's have a calming cup of jasmine tea before retiring."

Ursa heard rustling in the trees. "I think that will have to wait.

They both got into their fighting stances. Out came...

"Zuko!" Ursa exclaimed.

"Mom? Uncle?" Zuko went from surprised to relieved. "I'm so glad I found you! I've been looking everywhere!"

Iroh looked surprised "You have?"

"Yes." Zuko turned to Iroh. "Uncle, I'm so sorry for what I said and did. I was so far out of line Can you ever forgive me?"

Iroh smiled. "Yes, I can And I do." They hug. Ursa and Zuko shared a long long. "How did you get away from the palace?"

"During the eclipse, I told Ozai that I was done taking orders from him and done lying to myself about him being a good father." Zuko explained. "He said that banishment was too merciful a treason, and...he shot two lightning bolts at me, but I redirected it."

"He did what?!" Ursa exclaimed.

"You...redirected lightning?" Iroh's mouth dropped open. Zuko nodded. Iroh squeezed Zuko in a hug. "I'm so proud of you!"

"Uncle...choking! Not breathing!" Zuko managed to get out.

Iroh let go. "Sorry."

"Ah, it's fine." Zuko rubbed his back. He noticed Ursa's horrified expression "Mom, are you okay?"

"Ozai...shot lightning at you?" Ursa choked out.

"Yeah." Zuko replied. "But I redirected it."

"Mother..." Ursa spit on the ground and started screaming in rage.

Zuko and Iroh cringed and backed away.

"Uncle, did you tell her how I got my scar?" Zuko asked.

"Yeah, why?"

"Ursa's philosophy: If you mess with the babies, the mother bites back." Zuko explained.

"You mean she's gonna...?"

"Oh yeah."

"Oh, we are so fucked now."

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Hahahahaha! What do you think?