Say What?!
01: Courtney VS Emma
Courtney looked around, sheer whiteness surrounded her. "Does this background NEED to be white?" She squawked at the camera man, "And why is she so late?" Courtney moaned, as she had been doing, getting so into she didn't notice Emma eventually was right beside her.
"Ahem." Emma coughed, with a slightly confused expression. "Why am I here talking to some kid? I have things to do, please hurry this up." Courtney was a gape at Emma's tone.
"Do you know who I am?! I am-" Courtney's gleaming persona disappeared when Emma interrupted her.
"A washed up reality hasbeen? I've heard. Why am I here? Should I just leave?" Emma turned around and Courtney pounced on Emma, taking her by surprise, but she just rolled her eyes.
"Why were you on RR?" Emma looked surprised at the mention, "Why not me?! She's boring, borderline abusive and not a fan favourite! RR may have been a different show but you get Owen, Noah, Geoff and freaking Leonard? Who the HELL wanted him back?" Courtney was seething and more facing towards the camera rather than Emma.
"Okay, look. I have accomplished more than you, you are just a CIT. STILL. It's been years and you aren't an official counsellor and you still boasted about it until that World Tour season!" Emma chortled, "I am also actually nice and organized and have been doing something with my life."
Courtney laughed evilly, her eye was twitching so much even Emma was concerned to an extent. "Of COURSE you've accomplished more," Courtney said, her gesticulations going askew and as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, "Don't smile!" She barked at Emma, "Anyway, you are two years older. So, duh! In two years I will have accomplished-"
"Nothing? Maybe another TD stint? RR could pick you up if you want?" Emma smirked.
"Ugh! I'll, I'll spread rumours!" Courtney tried to be threatening, but Emma was still smirking and exerting confidence, Courtney's anger was rising.
"I'll sue you for serious deformation of character. And assault if you keep if up. Surely, you know the law?" Courtney nodded, but Emma rolled her eyes. "So naive to the world." Emma sighed, "You don't know the law, the loopholes or anything you just have people to do it for you."
"Lindsay...is naive." Courtney's eyes were shut, she was shaking. "SO HOW AM I?! At least I am not mean and abusive to family members!" Emma stared at Courtney, who sighed and slapped herself on the cheek. "That was bad!"
"Okay, I'd say this was fun but...it wasn't. Anyway, I have got a phone call." Emma turned to Courtney, "Stop getting so worked up and enjoy life." Emma told Courtney, before the two burst out laughing, Courtney ended up on the floor laughing.
"See you again some time?" Courtney queried.
"All I hear is...I won." Emma then walked out.
Courtney gasped and then looked at camera, "Okay, so you got someone who is just as good as me, but ew Noah?! Come on girl, get some standards." Courtney shuddered.
