Okay so this story was written by and me. It is the first chapter in a series of random stories about the adventures of Matt and Mello and shows just how terrible they would be raising kids. The two children are NOT our RPC's because basically we can't STAND when people put their role play characters in stories. They are completely fictional and made up for the purpose of the story. We do NOT own Death Note in any way, shape, or form. We can only dream.

It was early morning around 3:30 AM in Matt and Mello's apartment and two young girls who were SUPPOSED to be in bed were having an epic paintball war. This resulted in a broken TV, a multicolored couch, and the entirety of Mello's chocolate stash to be completely ruined. Oh this was going to end badly.

The two girls in question were the adopted daughters of Matt and Mello who had long since confessed their feelings for one another. They were both seven and had already picked up on their adoptive fathers' quirks i.e. swearing, violence, and addictions. The younger of the two (by eight months) was a feisty green-eyed brunette who was quite clearly the more violent of the two and had picked up on Matt's mad awesome gaming skills. She went by the name Keepsake Key or KK. The other child was a blonde with yellow blue eyes and had quite a sweet tooth for her father's favorite snack. She went by the name Beloved Birthmark or, much to her father's dismay, BB.

****** Authors' Note******

For those of you have not read Death Note: Another Note the Los Angeles BB Murder Cases do not worry about that. If you have I have I promise I have not stolen that from the wonderful Beyond Birthday for we worship him. My accomplice and I just took the beginning letter of our first names in making the children's name and then grabbed a dictionary and set to work on making the most insane names possible. My name actually starts with B and I apologize if you think my accomplice and I are trying to steal BB's thunder. WE ARE NOT. Although we will be killing your family tonight and nailing Wara Ningyo to the wall. So please enjoy the story while you still can.

***Back to story*****

'Oh NOES!!! I'm out of bullets!" Beloved yelled dropping her 'gun'. "Ha-ha victory is mine!" Keepsake screamed victoriously as she fired a shot at her sister. "I'm hit!" Beloved gasped clutching her heart and falling on the couch. Keepsake snickered and walked over and offered her hand to her sister. Beloved stared a moment at the proffered hand before grabbing it and pulling her sibling down and starting a full out wrestling match knocking over a lamp in the process.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU KIDS DOING IN THERE!" came a scream from the kitchen. Both girls froze and tensed. "Nothing Papa Mello," they answered simultaneously. In a fiery whirlwind of blonde hair and black leather 'Papa Mello' entered slamming open the door and glaring at the two children. "Doesn't sound like nothing, the blonde growled cobalt eyes blazing like liquid fire. Beloved quickly shoved the paintball guns beneath the couch and put on her most innocent expression. "We were just playing around Papa Mello." "Yeah," her sister chimed in, "like we watch you and Dada M-MPHHH!" her sentence was cut short by her sister's hand covering her mouth quickly. He stood glaring at the two for a moment before analyzing what had just come out of his daughter's mouth. "MAATTTTT!!" he screamed," Get your ass in here!"" There was momentary rustling as the laidback, redheaded gamer stumbled into the room. "Yeah?" he asked apathetically as he focused in the PSP clutched tightly between his hands. "I thought you put these damn kids to bed!" Mello screeched throwing his hands on his hips and tapping his foot. 'Uh-oh Momma's mad now' Matt thought before replying " I don't see why they have to go to bed it's only," he paused to check his watch," 3:40 in the morning. "Exactly," Mello snapped," They have school tomorrow and I don't want to have to deal with a bunch of whiny brats and that includes you Matt." Hey! I'm not whiny." "I don't give a damn what you are just get these kids in bed." "Come on girls let's get to bed before Mom has a heart attack." Matt said ushering the girls out of the room and narrowly avoiding the vase thrown at them.

Once in the room Matt scratched his head and said," Alright girls now get to bed before Mom comes in and kills us."

Keepsake Key huffed and a frown settled onto her facial features," Come on Dada Matt tell us a bedtime story first." Beloved nodded eagerly crawling into bed. "Fine, "Matt said sitting on a chair, "What do you want to hear?" Both girls thought a moment before KK spoke up" Tell us about the day you realized you and Papa Mello were meant to be." Matt fumbled with the cigarette in his shirt pocket, "Well uhh' he began nervously, "You see girls...Papa Mello was-""What" the blonde growled appearing out of nowhere." "Dada Matt was telling us the story of how the two of you got together." Beloved said snuggling into her blankets grinning up at her dad. "Hmph he sure as hell better tell it right." Mello threatened leaning against the door frame. "Sshh let Dada Matt tell the story!" KK yelled settling into her pillow. Mello rolled his eyes waiting oh so patiently for Matt to begin. "Well I liked Mello ever since I first met him. I just never realized how strongly I felt. Matt paused for a moment glancing at Mello out of the corner of his eye watching his blonde lover intently," until he found me again." Mello snickered, "I actually realized Matt liked me when we were little it was painfully obvious." Matt rolled his eyes behind his orange tinted goggles," and here I thought I had you fooled." "Anyway," BB interjected trying to get the quarrelling lovers back on track. "Finish the story." She snuggled close to her sister as they waited not so patiently to hear the end of the story. "Right, "Matt replied lighting the cigarette he had been twirling in his hand. He took a long drag then continued." Well, one day I decided I didn't want to hide my feelings any longer. So I came home and saw Papa Mello sitting there looking oh so irresistible." Mello smirked as wide as possible adding," That particular day I was doing it on purpose." Matt cleared his throat." So I walked in and marched over to him and just...kissed him." "Right on the lips?" Beloved asked. "Yep," Matt said. "Was there tongue?" Her sister threw in. Matt was taken aback. "You know it," Mello chuckled. "Who topped?' "Me," Mello and Matt both answered at the same time. Keepsake giggled as the men exchanged glances. Beloved leaned over and whispered to Keepsake 'Ten bucks it was Dada Matt." Keepsake gasped staring at her sibling in disbelief, "No we all know it was know it was Papa Mello." BB shook her head "Nuhhuh I say it was Dada Matt and Papa Mello tried to top but Dada Matt was just too good." "I don't think that's a fucking appropriate topic for you two brats to discuss!" Mello glared.'"Maybe you're right," Keepsake whispered to Beloved," Papa Mello was so topped." Mello growled muttering profanities under his breath an occasional 'brats this' and 'brats that' leaving his lips. Matt stood up and stretched. "I think that's enough for tonight girls. I'll finish the rest tomorrow." Matt sighed. "Awww" both girls said in unison. "Bed!" Mello ordered cutting of the lights and dragging Matt out in the hallway. "What a grouch," Keepsake whispered. "I heard that brat!" Mello shouted through the door. Keepsake tensed diving under the covers for protection. Beloved giggled snuggling into the blankets.

Meanwhile out in the hallway. "I'll show you who's dominant." Mello snarled shoving Matt into a wall. "Right out here in the hallway?" Matt asked raising an eyebrow. "Hell yeah," Mello replied. He pressed his lips to Matt's quickly without a second thought crossing his clouded mind.

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"Mmm'" Keepsake Key stirred and opened her eyes nudging her sister awake. "What," Beloved asked grumpily. "Do you hear that?" "Here what?" "GOD MATT RIGHT THERE!" Both girls eyes widened before they quickly snickered. "Knew it," KK whispered.

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Yeah so that was it. This is what is created when two best friends who are hooked on Death Note and yaoi have a sleepover.
The idea actually came from an r.p. we were doing at the time and well....that's how it chapter will be ..................about...................
family trips to the park Dun Dun DUUUUN. The next chapter should be out in a few days so r and r peeps.

Peace and love from StrawberryXShine and DrPepperAddiciton. ;)