Britain's diary on attempts to kill America.
Day 1
Was not successful. I used the cursed chair that belonged to the guy who I can't remember the god damn name of, I swapped America's chair with that one only for Russia to sit down on it... AND BREAK IT!
Day 2
Time to get America drunk! So I've taken him out drinking at the bar near by... He just thinks that this is a normal diary I'm writing in, but no! It isn't!
Day 3
(Unreadable chicken scratch) Die America Die! (more chicken scratch )
Day 4
TIME FOR THE CHAIR AGAIN! So as we cornered Germany, Japan and Hetalia ,I
Snuck around to the ocean with the taped up chair and placed it down... You know what's next... Stupid Russia!
Day 5
I decided to have a heartfelt conversation with America! And poison him with tea!... But as I began to pour the tea, America had business to attend to, so his younger brother, Canada, sat down...I couldn't tell the difference, oops.
Day 6
America came banging on my door to tell me about his love confession he was going make to Japan... Strange thing is that later on, I heard strange sounds...oh wait... That was probably just France in my basement.
Day 7
I went to my "lovely" brother America's house... With more tea from day five! Apparently the confession with Japan went better than he thought it would... Way better ... He even went into detail, with swear words! (Those I'll leave out) this is what happened: holy sh*t Britain... He he... He a** f***ed me... It was wonderful...AND DON'T ACCUSE ME OF BEING DRUNK!... I did accuse him of being drunk.
Day 8
He drank the tea; success! So I brought the chair back and did the chair swap again... Damn you Russia, yet again he sat on the chair and broke it. You know what! I'm gonna scrap this diary and the idea of killing my baby brother America.
P.S: IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN THAT MEANS SOMEONE LEAKED TO CONTENTS OF MY SECRET DIARY! MOST LIKELY CANADA LEAKED THIS, SO HE WOULD GET NOTICED!
P.P.S: Yes... I ,Canada, did leak the contents of this secret journal!