Another fic before I finish anything… awful habit eh? oh well my friends tell me its halarious and I hope I figure out the rest of it soon…O.o…. anyways R&R heh heh
This was inspired by a picture of the GW boys in school. Duo was sitting behind Heero and poking him in the back of the head with a Pencil… heh heh I COULDN'T RESIST WRITNG ABOUT IT!!
Disclaimer: duh, does it look like I own GW? THINK YEH IDIOT LAWYERS YOUR ON FANFICTION.NET! YOUR NOT GOING TO FIND ANYONE TO SUE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! *recieves a paper to meet lawyers in court- being sued for harassment and maniacal laugh with out a liscense * oh come on now….
Annoying: The Lab Experiment
By: Neko-Yasha
Ch1. First victu- er I mean uh Volunteer
PG-13 for Language
Narrator: We See a girl Nick-named Neko-Yasha (for reasons she'd rather not explain at the moment) sitting on a couch like the friggen potato she is
Neko: HEY NO MOCKING THE AUTHOR DAMMIT! and try to sound professional eh!?
Narrator: right, sorry
Neko: Liar
Narrator: ANYWAY, author Neko-Yasha picks up the remote and turns on the T.V, her eyes dropping with utter boredom
Neko: (got that right buddy) there's gotta be something on…
Narrator: She pushes the buttons, poised at each channel, a bored expression across her saddened face to see nothing but the news-
Neko: yo, Narrator ya wanna bounce it up a bit eh? Quit making things so mellow-dramatic this is supposed to be a Humor fic!
Narrato: right sorry
Neko: no your not…
:fires the Narrator and goes to regular Story Mode *- -:
News reporter: This just in from the Maxwell Labs. They have finally finished the experiment that took so long to complete.
Neko-Yasha watches the T.V intently
The camera goes to Duo dressed in a lab coat and glasses that are missing the lenses.
Duo: thank you, we have conducted a very useful experiment that will save many lives. "how many pokes till you piss someone off."…This proves the amount of pokes you can put on a person before they turn on you and kill. How to tell 'knock it off' from 'stop before your dead'
He then walks to a table where other people in lab coats are watching t.v
Duo:….*- - as you can see were all hard at work.
The lab team jumps to their feet and a girl with blue hair strides through known as Dr. Lucereza Noin.
Noin: The specimens have arrived Doctor
Noin was thinking to herself : I cant believe I agreed to this, Heero's gonna kill me and I'm in for a earful from Zechs.
Duo: Good.
Duo grined maniacally and walked over to a white door on a white wall. next to the door was a large glass window. Through the window you can see a grumbling angry wufei. Duo then says in a professional tone
Duo: Exhibit A: Chang Wufei, this is how many pokes a Justice obsessed chinese nut can take
Wufei barks through the glass shaking his fists
Wufei: MAXWELL!!!!! I'M GOING TO MURDUR YOU!!!!!
Duo: as you can see the victu- er I mean specimen is rather hostile as it is
Wufei: YOUR ASS IS DEAD MAXWELL I'm GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
Duo grined at Wufei through the glass
Duo: Wufei, at the moment, I'm not scared of you in the least *grins *
Wufei: coward….if this wall wasn't here you'd beg for mercy
Duo: probably so but right now there is a wall there and I have no reason to fear you!
Duo grins once again and walks over to a control panel
Duo: now how do they work this thing again???
He starts pushing buttons and suddenly releases a green gas in the chamber Wufei's in
Wufei: YOU IDIOT! THAT'S POISONOUS!!
Duo: O.o…..crap now I gotta let him out….*- -
Wufei grins evilly
Then Duo grabs a blonde girl in a lab coat passing by.
Duo: Honey! I just remembered I have to go uh…. accomplish a mission! so you continue the experiments! see ya!
after saying this Duo ran off leaving poor Honey clueless. she watches as he hopped the fence outside, then she turned to the Wufei that was banging on the glass.
Wufei: STARHEART LET ME OUTTA HERE THE GAS IS POISONOUS!!
Honey pushes a button and lets Wufei out.
Gasping for breath Wufei steped out and immediately shut the door behind him so none of the gas leaks out
Wufei:…I'm….going…. to…. kill…. Maxwell…..
She glared at him
Honey: Lay a finger on my boyfriend and Die.
Wufei: shaddap Starheart
Wufei walks off looking annoyed in search of Duo
In a sort of confused and well….confused state, Honey looked at the camera and news crew
Honey:….o….kay……well I guess I'll be continuing the experiment ^ ^ .;;; unfortunately we've run out of time so I believe back to you news guy???
News Guy: Oh right! Thank you Dr. Starheart
Honey: No prob Bob
News Guy: my names not Bob…
Honey: So? its catchy!
News Guy: *- -
Neko is seen laughing her ass off
once again a fic that comes up and bite me in the ass…but this time in the shower! ^ ^ .;;;
anyways please read and Review ^ ^. I decided to use my characters in this fic also though I know that is getting annoying to some people. oh well to all you evil newbie author flamers :P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laytas!
~Neko-Yasha formaly known as Hikari-Chan~