FUCK INTRODUCTIONS MMKAY?Lol jk
A RICK OF A DIFFERENT KIND PART TWO
a rick and morty fanfic by Nagisa Momoe
/!\ COPYRIGHT WARNING /!\
i don't own these characters 'n' shit blahblah blah don't fuckin' sue my ass.
-as Rick C-137 waits to walk in, summer C-139 finds him in the bushes-
Summer: Uh... grandpa Rick? what are you doing? *gasp* are you a pedophile?! you're stalking morty! wait does that make you gay too?!
Rick C-137: Uh? what the f*ck summer? i just dropped my uh... portal gun! my uh portal gun, yeah...
Summer: oh... sorry grandpa i've been watching the news a lot... surprisingly a lot of child rape victims happen every day and i'm freaking out!
Rick C-137: I DON'T GIVE A F*CK SUMMER! scREW -belch- oFf!
Summer: ooooh you've been drinking...
Rick C-137: Didn't i tell you to fu- hold on is morty touching the suicide helmet?!
Morty C-139: Huh wonder what this does... Rick has a lot of wierd gadgets...
-Rick C-137 jumps out of the bush and runs to morty-
Rick: MORTY! DON'T TOUCH THAT!
Morty: Oh hey are you the dilivery Rick?
Rick:. . . y-yeah...
Morty: oh okay well my Rick said to give me the portal gun
Rick: well uh i need to talk to him -belch-
Morty: aw jeez... uh okay i guess...
-As rick C-139 walks into the room, Rick C-137 immediantly shoots him and kills him-
Morty: OH MY F*CKING GOD
Rick: alright your my morty now
Morty: . . . ARE YOU INSANE?! I'M NEVER YOUR MORTY I'M HIS MORTY! BUT YOU KILLED HIM! WHAT THE HELL!?
-Morty runs up to Rick and punches him, grabed his portal gun and went as fast he could to find a new Rick-
Rick: Well sh*t!
welp now i wait for mister delivery guy, take the portal gun and say im 139 and go find a different morty... a Rick-less one...
- MORTY'S LOCATION-
C-961...
Morty: holy f*ck
ya know if this was some crappy 15 something part fan-
Nagisa: WHY THE FUCK AM I USING THIS AGAIN yeah that's right i'm a character now you got a problem? also anything i say is never gonna be censored so fuck youuuuu! enough of the 4th wall shattering now i guess.
END OF PART TWO