Happy Easter! I hope you enjoy this Easter story! :*
"Mommy, I have a few questions about Easter." Five year old Ariel Benson said to her mother.
"Yes Ari?" Twenty-three year old Samantha Benson asked, turning from her delicous food to see her daughter.
"Do the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause live in the same district?" Ariel asked.
"I don't think so." Sam said, a little taken back by her question.
"Do you think that Jesus appointed the Easter Bunny the Easter Bunny before or after his death?" Ariel asked.
"Um, after." Sam said.
"Does the Easter Bunny have an iPhone?" Ariel asked.
"Yea, sure." Sam said.
"What model?" Ariel asked
"Um, 3." Sam said.
"Why doesn't he get a 4s?"
"He's broke."
"Where's he get the money for Easter then?"
"He gets a loan."
"From who?"
"His cousin."
"Who's his cousin?
"Bob."
"Oh, Bob."
"Yeah, Bob."
Ariel ran out of the room and Sam went back to work. Sammy came in.
"Hey mom." Sammy said.
"The Easter Bunny does NOT live in the same distic as Santa, Jesus appointed the Easter Bunny as the Easter girl AFTER his death, the Easter Bunny has the iPhone 3 because he can't afford a 4s and he gets money for Easter from the loan he gets from his cousin Bob." Sam said.
"I just wanted to know if you have an ice pops." Sammy said, walking away.
I hope you liked it! Have a fun Easter and R & R!