3 years ago

"Albus, this is my nephew, Gellert," said Bathilda Bagshot one lovely June morning.

"Pleased to meet you, Albus," said Grindelwald, winking provocatively.

Albus returned the erotic gesture and held out his hand for the young man to shake. Grindelwald took it and gripped it with his muscly arm. Albus realized that the feeling he felt at this moment was a feeling that he had never felt before. His "wand" felt tingly. He liked it.

Grindelwald was a good looking boy of about seventeen years. He was wearing a white tank top, which was slightly wet from spraying his garden (Albus enjoyed watching him working with his hose) and you could see his small pointy nipples which resembled pennies stuck to his rock hard chest. His leggings for men made it look like he had a tennis ball between his legs, but Albus knew better than to think that. His beautiful blonde hair floated in the wind, reflecting gold shines in Albus's face.

Now

Albus waved two golden tickets to the best gay club in Prague above his head. "Are you looking forward to PAAAAAAAAAAAARTY?" he screamed at his boyfriend.

Grindelwald jumped for joy, his junior doing the same. "How did you best those?"

Albus blushed. "I think you know how already," he said mysteriously.

"You showed them your chocohole?" he frowned. Albus nodded. "Will you show me as well?" Albus nodded again.

In the gay club

A man with long, dark, greasy hair snapped his fingers. "Dance for me, bitches!" he said, holding out a hundred crown note.

Gellert took the money and ran away. "We don't work here, ass!"

Albus raised his eyebrow at the man. He recognized him even with his black sunglasses. That hair could only belong to- "Severus?"

Snape took off his stuped glasses and smiled. "What are you doing here, Dumbly?"

"Well, I could ask you the same question, my dear friend."

"Lilly dumped me for that dickface, Potter," Snape said sadly. "I realized that I don't like women. So I'm here. Mrs."

"I told you not to call me mrs, Snivellus!" Dumbledore said angrily, throwing wine at the disgusting man.

"Dumbledore! Wait! I love you," he said, running after him.