YuGiOh Meets Copyright Stores, Shows and Junk!
KK: Hio peoples! That's right, another story idea from KK!
Random Person: Oh great, _another_ poorly spelt story...
KK: T__T *Blasts person with light saver* I have Word Perfect now!
Random Person: X___X
KK: ^__^ Anyhoo, this story is about the YGO cast going to Sears, Zellers, and stuff like that, and of course cool _reality_ shows, like TLC shows... O_o
Disclaimer: KK _doesn't_ own YuGiOh, Zellers, Sears, and anything else you've seen on Tv or have been to.
KK: But I own this NEW computer I _JUST_ got! And it's MINE! HAHAHA! And I own the Word Perfect, well, I only own the one in _my_ computer! O_O
Japanese names if you _PLEASE_!
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*Scene PROUDLY begins in Penticton, don't know where it is? Go look it up.*
Scene: *Is cool and proud* w00t! :D
Traffic: *Is busy*
YGO cast: *Is leaving bus station *
Bus Station: Fine then, LEAVE! No one wants you here anyway! Nobody cares! God I'm lonely...
Yami: *Checks map* Hey...this isn't Kansas...
Yugi: *Sweat drop* You're reading it upside down...
Yami: O_O!! *Turns it right side up* Ah...It makes so much sense now...
Bakura: *sigh* I KNEW we shouldn't have trusted the stupid pharaoh with the map...
Yami: I'm not...STUPID! WWWAAAAHHHHH!!! *sob*
Malik: Oh, great. _Now_ look what you've done...
Bakura: Oh, don't worry, he'll stop sooner or later...
******* Hour later **********
Yami: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
All but Yami: O______O
Yami: *Is out of air* GASP!! @___@
Malik: _THANK_ you! Any longer and I would have ripped off his face.
Yami: (((O__O)))
******** Where Honda Is ********
Honda: *Is still at the bus station*
Bus: Why are you still here...?
Honda: O__O!! Dude, it talked! Was _else_ can you do???
Bus: Well-
Honda: Can you sing, can you eat, can you sleep, _do_ you sleep I mean. Can you correct my grammer, can you?? Huh huh huh!?!? Can you? Can you? CAN YOU?!?!?!?!?
Bus: Make it STOP!!! *Blasts Honda into bits*
Honda: x___X
******** Back where everyone else is********
Ryou: I'm cold and hungry...O_O
Bakura: *Sigh* We've only been here _3_ minutes!!
Ryou: Really? Oh, ok...but I'm so cold and hungry...
Anzu: EAT FRIENDSHIP!!!
All but Anzu: (((O__O)))
Anzu: *Singing* Friendship is the most wonderful thing, in the world...
Yami: EVIL! *Stuffs Anzu with friendship*
Anzu: *Is stuffed* X__X
All: YAY!
Ryou: So cold, and hungry...
Jou: *points* LOOK! A Burger King***!
Yami: Home of the...WHOPPER!
All: *Blink, Stare*
Yami: Well, it is...
****** 5 minutes later ******
YGO cast: *Are at a cross walk, you know, the ones you need to press a button to go across, but then it makes this evil noise like "Bee boop! BEE BOOP!" For the blind people...Ok, I'll shut up now...*
Jou: Food is..._THIS_ A WAY! *points*
Ryou: YAY! Cause I'm so hungry and cold...*shivers* (*cough* Sissy *cough* @__@)
Jou: Foooddd...*runs into traffic without pressing that stupid button thing*
Car: *Nearly slams in Jou*
Jou: (((O____O))) *Runs back to sidewalk*
Bakura: Great, _now_ how are we going to get to Burger King?
Anzu: Don't worry! FRIENDSHIP will stop the cars! *Runs into highway*
Car: O_O *slams on breaks* SSCCCRRREEEECCCHHH!!
Anzu: Stop, in the name of...FRIENDSHIP!
Car: Friendship??? T__T Oh, it's _you_... *runs Anzu over*
Anzu: X___X
Yami: Must....get...to...BURGER KING!!*points at light* CHANGE DAMN YOU, CHANGE!
Light: Make me...T__T
Yami: Alright then, *throws rock at light* HIIIIIIYA!
Light: @___@
Police person: *Spots Yami vandalizing* YOU THERE! COME WITH ME!
Bakura: T__T NEVA!! *hides in bushes*
Ryou: He was talking to Yami...
Bakura: O__O! Yami?! When in hell has HE broken the law???
Malik: Well, for one thing, he vandalized a traffic light just now.
Bakura: Vandalized a _TRAFFIC LIGHT_??? What the HELL?????
Police Man: *Puts handcuffs on Yami* And for the rest of you, I'll need to take you in also.
Bakura:*Still in bushes* Cause we...BROKE THE LAW??
Police Man: No, just for questioning.
Bakura: Cause we did something wrong??
Police Man: *Sweat drop* Ya, because you did something wrong,
Bakura: ^___^ YAY!
Ryou: *Sigh* U.U
******** At The Police Office Thing********
Police Man: Now, you're friend is going to jail for a long time, and some psychologic help...
Yugi: Why psychologic?
******************** Flash Back ********************
Police Man: And why did you throw things at the light?
Yami: Well, it taunted me.
Police Man: O___O Right...
Yami: It's true.
Police Man: Tell me, has anything ELSE taunted or laughed at you lately?
Yami: Oh sure, mailboxes, Dueling cards. THOSE THINGS SWEAR AT ME MAN!! SO MANY CARDS... *Huddles up in corner* So many...
Police Man: (((O___O))) *Slowly backs away*
**************** End Of Disturbing Flash Back *************
Yugi: How much will it cost to bail him out?
Police Man: One dollar and 67 cents.
Yugi: O__O WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!!!
Ryou: Who do you think we are, TV STARS??!?!
Police Man: O_o No...But I think you could afford it if you just-
Bakura: T__T Are you _deaf_??? We _CAN'T_ AFFORD IT!
Yugi: Well, we COULD if we-
Malik: Look, Yugi. Get over it, you're not going to see Yami for a LONG time.
Yugi: (((O___O)))
Ryou: Come on guys, I'm sure if we put our money together we could-
Bakura & Malik: T____T *elbow Ryou in the side*
Ryou: O__O!! Ow... Don't worry Yugi, I'm _sure_ Were ever Yami is, he's fine.
******** Where Yami Is ********
Yami: *Is in a jail cell* This isn't so tough, I can handle this.
Cat: *Is in with him*
Yami: *Is scared of cats (Which is kinda stupid because cat's where very well liked when Yami was pharaoh...O_O)* T__T Get away! Eeeeeevviill kitty!!!
Cat: O__O Meow?
Yami: AAAHHHHHHH!! LET ME OUT! I'M INNOCENT!! INNOCENT I TELLS YA! *bangs on bars*
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The end of the first chapter. Yay! This only took me what, an hour to write? Maybe. Anyhoo...
PLEASE REVIEW AND GIVE ME ANY SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT, cause I don't have a lot of ideas right now! *Victory pose* Dude, pity me, I'm sick! T__T
*** I don't own Burger King either and I don't want to, so ha ha to you. Such icky breakfasts there... 0_0
KK: Hio peoples! That's right, another story idea from KK!
Random Person: Oh great, _another_ poorly spelt story...
KK: T__T *Blasts person with light saver* I have Word Perfect now!
Random Person: X___X
KK: ^__^ Anyhoo, this story is about the YGO cast going to Sears, Zellers, and stuff like that, and of course cool _reality_ shows, like TLC shows... O_o
Disclaimer: KK _doesn't_ own YuGiOh, Zellers, Sears, and anything else you've seen on Tv or have been to.
KK: But I own this NEW computer I _JUST_ got! And it's MINE! HAHAHA! And I own the Word Perfect, well, I only own the one in _my_ computer! O_O
Japanese names if you _PLEASE_!
~~*******************~~
*Scene PROUDLY begins in Penticton, don't know where it is? Go look it up.*
Scene: *Is cool and proud* w00t! :D
Traffic: *Is busy*
YGO cast: *Is leaving bus station *
Bus Station: Fine then, LEAVE! No one wants you here anyway! Nobody cares! God I'm lonely...
Yami: *Checks map* Hey...this isn't Kansas...
Yugi: *Sweat drop* You're reading it upside down...
Yami: O_O!! *Turns it right side up* Ah...It makes so much sense now...
Bakura: *sigh* I KNEW we shouldn't have trusted the stupid pharaoh with the map...
Yami: I'm not...STUPID! WWWAAAAHHHHH!!! *sob*
Malik: Oh, great. _Now_ look what you've done...
Bakura: Oh, don't worry, he'll stop sooner or later...
******* Hour later **********
Yami: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
All but Yami: O______O
Yami: *Is out of air* GASP!! @___@
Malik: _THANK_ you! Any longer and I would have ripped off his face.
Yami: (((O__O)))
******** Where Honda Is ********
Honda: *Is still at the bus station*
Bus: Why are you still here...?
Honda: O__O!! Dude, it talked! Was _else_ can you do???
Bus: Well-
Honda: Can you sing, can you eat, can you sleep, _do_ you sleep I mean. Can you correct my grammer, can you?? Huh huh huh!?!? Can you? Can you? CAN YOU?!?!?!?!?
Bus: Make it STOP!!! *Blasts Honda into bits*
Honda: x___X
******** Back where everyone else is********
Ryou: I'm cold and hungry...O_O
Bakura: *Sigh* We've only been here _3_ minutes!!
Ryou: Really? Oh, ok...but I'm so cold and hungry...
Anzu: EAT FRIENDSHIP!!!
All but Anzu: (((O__O)))
Anzu: *Singing* Friendship is the most wonderful thing, in the world...
Yami: EVIL! *Stuffs Anzu with friendship*
Anzu: *Is stuffed* X__X
All: YAY!
Ryou: So cold, and hungry...
Jou: *points* LOOK! A Burger King***!
Yami: Home of the...WHOPPER!
All: *Blink, Stare*
Yami: Well, it is...
****** 5 minutes later ******
YGO cast: *Are at a cross walk, you know, the ones you need to press a button to go across, but then it makes this evil noise like "Bee boop! BEE BOOP!" For the blind people...Ok, I'll shut up now...*
Jou: Food is..._THIS_ A WAY! *points*
Ryou: YAY! Cause I'm so hungry and cold...*shivers* (*cough* Sissy *cough* @__@)
Jou: Foooddd...*runs into traffic without pressing that stupid button thing*
Car: *Nearly slams in Jou*
Jou: (((O____O))) *Runs back to sidewalk*
Bakura: Great, _now_ how are we going to get to Burger King?
Anzu: Don't worry! FRIENDSHIP will stop the cars! *Runs into highway*
Car: O_O *slams on breaks* SSCCCRRREEEECCCHHH!!
Anzu: Stop, in the name of...FRIENDSHIP!
Car: Friendship??? T__T Oh, it's _you_... *runs Anzu over*
Anzu: X___X
Yami: Must....get...to...BURGER KING!!*points at light* CHANGE DAMN YOU, CHANGE!
Light: Make me...T__T
Yami: Alright then, *throws rock at light* HIIIIIIYA!
Light: @___@
Police person: *Spots Yami vandalizing* YOU THERE! COME WITH ME!
Bakura: T__T NEVA!! *hides in bushes*
Ryou: He was talking to Yami...
Bakura: O__O! Yami?! When in hell has HE broken the law???
Malik: Well, for one thing, he vandalized a traffic light just now.
Bakura: Vandalized a _TRAFFIC LIGHT_??? What the HELL?????
Police Man: *Puts handcuffs on Yami* And for the rest of you, I'll need to take you in also.
Bakura:*Still in bushes* Cause we...BROKE THE LAW??
Police Man: No, just for questioning.
Bakura: Cause we did something wrong??
Police Man: *Sweat drop* Ya, because you did something wrong,
Bakura: ^___^ YAY!
Ryou: *Sigh* U.U
******** At The Police Office Thing********
Police Man: Now, you're friend is going to jail for a long time, and some psychologic help...
Yugi: Why psychologic?
******************** Flash Back ********************
Police Man: And why did you throw things at the light?
Yami: Well, it taunted me.
Police Man: O___O Right...
Yami: It's true.
Police Man: Tell me, has anything ELSE taunted or laughed at you lately?
Yami: Oh sure, mailboxes, Dueling cards. THOSE THINGS SWEAR AT ME MAN!! SO MANY CARDS... *Huddles up in corner* So many...
Police Man: (((O___O))) *Slowly backs away*
**************** End Of Disturbing Flash Back *************
Yugi: How much will it cost to bail him out?
Police Man: One dollar and 67 cents.
Yugi: O__O WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!!!
Ryou: Who do you think we are, TV STARS??!?!
Police Man: O_o No...But I think you could afford it if you just-
Bakura: T__T Are you _deaf_??? We _CAN'T_ AFFORD IT!
Yugi: Well, we COULD if we-
Malik: Look, Yugi. Get over it, you're not going to see Yami for a LONG time.
Yugi: (((O___O)))
Ryou: Come on guys, I'm sure if we put our money together we could-
Bakura & Malik: T____T *elbow Ryou in the side*
Ryou: O__O!! Ow... Don't worry Yugi, I'm _sure_ Were ever Yami is, he's fine.
******** Where Yami Is ********
Yami: *Is in a jail cell* This isn't so tough, I can handle this.
Cat: *Is in with him*
Yami: *Is scared of cats (Which is kinda stupid because cat's where very well liked when Yami was pharaoh...O_O)* T__T Get away! Eeeeeevviill kitty!!!
Cat: O__O Meow?
Yami: AAAHHHHHHH!! LET ME OUT! I'M INNOCENT!! INNOCENT I TELLS YA! *bangs on bars*
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The end of the first chapter. Yay! This only took me what, an hour to write? Maybe. Anyhoo...
PLEASE REVIEW AND GIVE ME ANY SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT, cause I don't have a lot of ideas right now! *Victory pose* Dude, pity me, I'm sick! T__T
*** I don't own Burger King either and I don't want to, so ha ha to you. Such icky breakfasts there... 0_0