Short silly fic. VERY silly fic. Gohan singing about Videl to the tune of an oldies song. I thought it fit very nicely with only a few minor lyric tweaks. I was on sugar when I did this. Too many marshmellow peeps from Easter. Mmm, peeps...

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or the song "Uptown girl", 'kay?



Goten walked into the kitchen. His older brother was humming and digging through the refrigerator. "Hi-ya, Gohan! Why so happy all of a sudden? Thinking about Vii-dell?" the half-Saiyan asked, drawing out her name. "Whatch'ya hummin'?" The older boy looked up from the gigantic sandwich he was trying to balance on a very small plate.

"Well, it kinda goes like this:

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh



Uptown girl, she's been living in her uptown world

I bet she never had a backwoods guy

I bet her father never told her why

I'm gonna try for an uptown girl (uptown girl)

She's been living in her Orange High world (Orange High world)

As long as anyone with hot blood can (hot blood can)

And now she's looking for a Saiyan man (Saiyan man)

That's what I am



And when she knows what she wants from her time (from her time)

And when she wakes up (she wakes up) and makes up (makes up) her mind



She'll see I'm not so tough (because)

Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl (uptown girl)

You know I've seen her in her high school world (high school world)

She's getting tired of her fighter's toys (fighter's toys)

And all her presents from her fightin' boys (fightin boys)

She's got a choice



Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh



Uptown girl, you know I can't afford to buy her pearls

But maybe someday when my cloud comes in

She'll understand what kind of guy I've been (I've been)

And then I'll win



And when she's walking, she's looking so fine

And when she's talking, she'll say that she's mine



She'll say I'm not so tough (because)

Just because I'm in love with and uptown girl (oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)

She's been living in her Orange High world (oh oh oh oh oh oh)

As long as anyone with hot blood can (oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)

And now she's looking for a Saiyan man (oh oh oh oh oh oh)

That's what I am



Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh



Uptown girl (uptown girl), she's my uptown girl

Don't you know I'm in love with an uptown girl (uptown girl)

My uptown girl (she's an uptown girl)

Don't you know I'm in love with an uptown girl (uptown girl)

My uptown girl (she's an uptown girl)

You know I'm in love with an uptown girl (uptown girl)

My uptown girl (she's an uptown girl)

(Don't you know I'm in love, she's an) uptown girl (uptown girl)

My uptown girl (she's an uptown girl)"



"Uh, sure, yeah...so, does that mean you're going to marry Videl?"

"Wh-wha-what?"

Chichi chose that exact moment to walk into the room. "Oh, really? I can't beleive it; I'm going to be a grandmother!" Gohan turned ten different shades of red before running out of the room, completely forgetting his jumbo sandwich. Some Saiyan, forgetting his own food!



Silly fic! Very short, very silly. You like? You hate? You R/R! Puh-wease? Pretty pwease! Dank oose! Hee hee, I'm silly...