Across the Universe
The Beatles were sitting
in Abbey Road Studios.
"And what should we write for our next
song?" asked Paul McCartney, getting out a pen.
And so John Lennon went on the internet.
"Yeah I'm sick of actually having to come up with ideas too..." said George Harrison, as Ringo Starr banged on the drums in the background, "And can you stop making that racket?!?!"
"What have you got John?" Paul asked, as John Lennon surfed the internet for some unheard of song that they could rip off and steal from.
"...Oh my god!" gasped John, "Guys, come and look at this!!!!!"
The Beatles gathered around the computer screen.
"What on Earth is this?" asked George.
"They're making a movie and they're copyrighting all our stuff!" yelled Paul.
"Hey!!!" shouted Ringo, "When we're going to take stuff it's cool because we're doing it. WHAT GIVES THEM THE RIGHT TO STEAL OUR STUFF!!!!!"
And so the Beatles set off to the studio were Across the Universe was being filmed.
The three other Beatles were standing around, waiting for John's arrival.
"Did you get the gasoline?" asked Paul.
John nodded.
They poured the gasoline all around the studio.
"This is going to be so funny it's unbelievable," laughed Paul, as he took a match from his pocket and dropped it on the gasoline.
The Beatles laughed as the building went up in flames.
"Damn John you're a
genius!" laughed George, "What's this place called
anyway?"
"It's called 'Abbey Road' or something, you
know, after that album we did," replied John, but then he
realised, "WE JUST SET FIRE TO OUR OWN STUDIOS!!!!!!"
"BUT WE FOLLOWED THE MAP!!!!!" shouted Paul, jumping up and down, "IT MUST HAVE SENT US IN A CIRCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The four looked at each other in horror.
"AAAAAHHHH!!!!" and they all shouted and ran around the burning building.
And soon the fire alarm went off and soon the fire truck came.
The fire truck came down the road, and soon it was putting out the fire with its water hose.