Italics - Marik's story.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh
Once upon a time there was a fluffy little bunny named Melvin.
"Really Marik?"
"Shut up Bakura!"
He was a very beautiful bunny-
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"I said shut up!"
-with beautiful blond fur. He loved to hop around everywhere and send the souls of the Pharaoh and his friends to the shadow realm.
But the pharaoh was mean, and didn't want to spend eternity being tortured in the realm of darkness.
"I wonder why..."
So the beautiful, fluffy, cute, soft little bunny rabbit named Melvin came up with a plan. He found the King of Thieves,
"Marik! I am not in your story!"
"Yes you are tomb robber"
"No! I ref…"
a white bunny rabbit who wasn't as beautiful as Melvin, but was even more fluffy, and whose fur made it look like he had four ears.
"Marik! It will be you in the shadow realm soon!"
"Shut up and let me finish my story."
But the Thief King didn't like Marik's
"I thought his name was Melvin?"
AHEM! Melvin's genius plan…
"And so he sent him to the shadow realm, where he was never heard from again. The Thief then beat the Pharaoh and took control of the world" finished Bakura.
Marik pouted. "You ruined the story Bakura, now our hikaries won't get to sleep" he whined.
Bakura sighed. "1, it's the middle of the day."
"It's nap time!"
2, both of our hikaries are teenagers, and do not require bedtime stories, nor naps."
"They need more sleep!"
3, your story was a horror story, not a children's bedtime story."
"It was a nice story! I'm going to tell it to my children!"
"4, your tied them down and forced them to listen to you."
"They didn't want nap time!"
Bakura sighed, and got to work on undoing the knots that held Ryou and Malik on the bed, though judging by the looks they were giving Marik, it might be better for his general well being if they stayed there. On the other hand, seeing him get beaten up sounded like fun.
He finished untying the knots, and sat back to watch the show as the lights advanced on the psychopathic yami threateningly. Marik threw a pleading look at the former tomb robber before his attackers were on him. Bakura laughed, but froze when a horrifying thought hit him.
Marik had said he was going to tell that story to his children... "MARIK, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO GET CHILDREN!" he burst out, traumatized by the mere thought of MARIK have KIDS.
It was enough to make both Ryou and Malik freeze in their punching, kicking, scratching and general, beating of Marik, who merely grinned at the thief through a black eye and split lip.
"All in good time Bakura, all in good time."
Sorry, this idea just hit me. Yami Marik telling a bedtime story? I think I would be traumatized for life if that happened to me lol.
Feedback would be appreciated, and sorry if it's kinda hard to tell who's talking...