[A/N: Guess what I just figured out? Juliet and Shawn (from Psych)first really kissed on episode 5.10. of Psych, and 5 = fifth season of Mentalist. There have been four complete seasons of Mentalist, and 10 - 4 = 6. The sixth episode of season five of Mentalist is also the 100th episode of Mentalist, where Bruno Heller himself said that something "amazing and exciting" would happen. Therefore, it stands to reason that Jisbon will be shipped on the 100th episode of Mentalist!

Disclaimer: The Mentalist, it is not mine.]

Jane plopped down on Lisbon's office couch. "I'm hungry." he mused.

"That's nice." Lisbon didn't look up.

"We should go get some bagels."

"We? Jane, I'm busy." Lisbon informed him.

"But you're always busy. What is it this time?"

"I need to file some paperwork! It's deadline's in two days!"

"Then do it tomorrow." Jane replied reasonably.

"No. This is important." Lisbon told him sharply.

"Come on. Let's go!"

"Look, Jane. If it's that important for you to get bagels, take Rigsby. He's love to come." Lisbon suggested.

"But I want you." Jane replied.

Lisbon tried to keep her blush under control. "Hush." she shoved a lock of hair behind her ear and glared at him.

"Lisbon, if looks could kill you'd be the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. Now come on."

"Jane, I have a deadline! I already told you no."

"Deadlines. i love deadlines, Lisbon. Especially enjoy the sound of them whooshing past."

"Yeah. And the whooshing sound of the door when I get fired!"

Jane grinned. "Touche."

Lisbon just rolled her eyes."Look, you really want to go get bagels with me, wait for me to finish working. Then we can go to the all-night bagel shop or something."

"You mean Einstein's?"

"Whatever."

"Okay then. I'll wait."

And he did, not moving except once to get a cup of tea. Lisbon wasn't sure why he was being so determined to go get bagels (and bagel of all food! Why npt pizza or something normal?) with her, and her curiosity was getting the best of her.

So finally, when Lisbon's yes were burning and she shut the last file, she rubbed her eyelids and stood. "Okay, Jane. Let's go."

Xxxx

Jane leaned back into his seat, tearing off a chunk of chocolate chip bagel and popping it into his mouth. After swallowing, he sai, "I don't know how you can eat that stuff."

Lisbon smothered her jalapeño bagel with cream cheese. "What? It's good!" she took a bite of her bagel, asking,

"Why were you so insistent on bringing me out to bagels?"

Jane smirked. "No reason. Why were you so insistent on refusing?"

"No reason." Lisbon reported.

Jane didn't reply, continuing to eat his bagel and study Lisbon. "You know, bagels can tell a lot about people's personalities."

"Oh?"

"Yeah. Like jalapeño bagels, for example."

"Please, continue." Lisbon said, half sarcastic, half wanting to know.

"Jane leaned forward, elbows on his knees. "You're much like a jalapeño, Lisbon. Fiery." Noticing Lisbon's slight blush, he continued. "Although you're not to green, more like red."

This, of course, caused Lisbon to blush brighter. "Hush." she told him.

"All right, my little jalapeño."

Lisbon sure hoped the nickname wouldn't stick.

[A/N: Dude, that was so OOC, it wasn't even funny. xD]