Don't Snake and Drive

by AnarchistV

A Mario Kart DS Public Service Announcement showing how snaking destroys lives. No offense intended; this is purely a satirical look at the MKDS online scene.

The following public service announcement is solely satirical and does not necessarily reflect the personal views of the author.

Save a Record: Don't Snake and Drive

Every year thousands of drivers are crippled by snaking.

Shy Guy: Snaking ruined my life. I would always enter a race just to get beaten to a pulp by snakers. You know why I wear this mask? The broken record…it still hurts….

Bowser: It's not fair! Those snakers will win at all costs! Why should those reckless drivers be the ones to get ahead? (Um…sir? Don't you repeatedly use really dangerous weapons?) SHUT UP! Waah!!

Mario: It's-a gotten so bad that we fear seeing the snakers every time we race. Once-a you see a snaker, it's-a Game Over for you!

R.O.B.: SNAKING. IS. LEGIT. SCREW. THE. NOOBS.

When you go out to Mario Kart on your Nintendo DS, be a good sport. Don't snake and drive.