Hi im Gaara and welcome to:

HOW TO HAVE YOUR CRAYZINESS UPDATED

In your lunch time, sit in your car bumper with your sunglasses on and point to all the cars on movement with a hair blower and watch if they reduce their speed.-

Send yourself a page trough the intercom using your own voice.-

Everytime your sensei tells u to do something ask if he/she wants French fries with the order.-

Put your trash can in your desk and write it with a permanent marker "IN".-

Increase the amount of descafeined coffee for 3 weeks, once everyone have overcomed their addiction for coffee, putt in the coffee maker super charged express coffee.-

In the part of the memos or check explanations of all your checks in your check book put "for sexual pleasements". -

End all your sentences saying "!!!!!!gossip!!!!!".-

NEVER use punctuation points -

Whenever you can, jump instead of walking.-

Ask to all the people you encounter their gender, laugh hysterically after they answer.-

Specify in the auto Mac that your order is for carry out.-

Sing in the speaker; together with the opera singers(gai,lee,kankuro and baki).

Go to the konoha poetry recital and ask why do the poems do not rhyme.-

Decorate your office or apartment with mosquito mesh trapper and listen to jungle sound all day long.-

Advice to naruto with 5 days of anticipation that you can't go to the party because you don't feel so well.-

Obligate all your team mates and your sensei to call you by your wrestler(fighting)name: "!!!!!KIM the hard rock!!!!!" -

When you get money out of the ATM scream: "!!!!!! I wined, I win, I wined, for the 3rd time in the week!!!!!!!". -

When you' re getting out of the sunagakure zoo, run to the entrance and scream: "!!!!!run for your lifes, the animals went free!!!!!!"-

When you're having dinner with your family or teammates tell:" because of economic problems, we'll have to fire one of you".-

And for last, the best way to maintain your craziness updated is telling everybody to read this guide or that I will kill you all with my demon shukaku, and or with one of my killer jutsus.-

Thanx for reading, hope you like it! Once again flamers are invited to read the story and please read and review! Have a nice day/night and merry xmas to all of you!- and yay!this is my 2nd story in fanfic!

Author's note: I do not own naruto or gaara.only own this story and the computer from where I wrote it.