note: I do not own Bo-BoBo, nor do I own america's next top model
Bo- BoBo
starring in:
Wiggin's next top model!
" In this episode of Bo-BoBo we will be showing the premeir of Wiggin's next top model, with some suprize guests" the narrator said and the show started...
" Hi, Im Tiara Shores with, Wiggin's next top model ! " said Tiara, the beautiful famous fashion model flipping her long light brown hair." And here are our beautiful contestants", she said and soon models started to walk down the catwalk."First is Pieima, the beautiful pie with a wicked mohawk,and next is -" "ME!" bo-bobo exclaimed strutting his stuff in a school girl uniform."WHAT!I didn't accept you!Why didn't you go to the wiggin's next Dragqueen!" Tiara yelled unusually high ,eyes practackly popping out of her head. " I am a model" bo-bo said in a high snobbish voice, tiara let out a deep breath " and now a suprize contestant, Bo-BoBo or as we fondly call her Blondie". " NOW next up is-" "me" don patch said as he and or she walked on to the catwalk wearing a flowing lilac dress." ARE ALL OF OUR CONTESTANTS DRAG QUEENS?" tiara asked, face now purple.Tiara started mumbling and jumping up and down in coherently. A serious looking blond woman with a microphone said with a hint of a british accent" er, time for short break from this chaos". The Commercals started to run...
" Do you think you are going, well lets say over the edge" a woman said as tiara was pushed by people over the edge of a cliff. " Well if you are, like this young woman here is" the woman gestured to tiara, now in crutches . " Then sign up for Izzy Insane Asylum!" . The commercial cut off and a new one came on.
" do you want gorgeous tiara-ized crutches like the one's shown here" a man said as tiara modeled assorted crutches in different poses.
commercial break ends and the camera zooms back on america's next top model, with tiara looking calmer, with a mike in her hands. " Okay everyone I'm back and Iv'e taken my meds. Since the modeling the contestants didn't work, we will just show pictures of all of our models with stats.
The "nani nani nani" tune started playing and the stats sprung up onto the screen.
1) Piema:
a beautiful pie with a mowhawk.
enjoys baking in the oven, stuffing herself with assorted fruits, and posing
2) Bo-BoBo
a " attractive " drag Queen with a blonde afro
enjoys wigging out, grooming nose hairs, randomness and eating pies.
3) Don- Patch
a n orange" attractive" drag queen candy or snack
enjoys being cooked, wigging out, being eaten, randomness...
4) Beauty
a fairly attractive teenager with pink hair
enjoys talking, taking care of people, and singing
5)Jelly Jiggler
a man made of blue jello
enjoys chillin, melting himself, and being eaten
6) Mary Jane
a scary black haired girl with a scar through her eye
enjoys reading, performing dramatic reading, writing and practicing the art of the tissue box
7)Nickie
a bubblely redhead with cute freckles
fixing her hair, doing makeovers, flirting, and reading
8)Mandi
a tough dirty blond girl
enjoys playing vollyball, swimming, hanging with the guys and any sport
10)Heddy
an exuberent brown owl
enjoys flying, cracking jokes,taking bird baths and hooting
11)Kittylishious
a cute tabby cat
enjoys running up trees, mewing, playing with balls of string and sniffing catnip
12) Sugar pie honey bunch
a adorable little girl with a white blond bob
enjoys singing, dancing, posing, eating and making sweets
13) Curry flavored Chocolate bar
a smelly curry flavored bar of chocolate
enjoys singing( wrote a record that never sold),trying to be eaten,and hanging with his friends
14) Hatenko the Hunk
a handsom hunk with spiky blond hair and the key to your heart
enjoys locking hearts, and is currently bored
15) dundie
a white dundie connected to black underware
enjoys working for hair hunt, acting, and talking
16)rice soup alien
a green alien with a lot of tentacles, octapus like
enjoys rice soup, giving out ricesoup, just anything rice soup!
The camera zooms back on tiara and all of the contestants lined up. " well, its time for the contestants to move in to their humble abode" tiara said flashing a giant to the crowd. " Well, girls lets move into your new BARRACKS!" she said with a smile giving each contestant a army outfit." well, by golly" said bo-bobo to the camera" tiara has another thing coming if she thinks moi is going to wear this trash" waving his finger all the while. " well" said tiara" lets go mod-els" with that tiara ran off a trail of contestants in revealing army out fits behind her.
" And now for a commercial break" said Ms. May hopping on to the stage wearing a revealing army bra and skirt.
In the crowd Gasser and Softon sat in the front row watching the show uncertainly. "Um, Mr. Softon" Gasser said" Why exactly are we watching this stuff?" " I think bo-bobo begged us for support" Softon said bringing a flashback.
" Gasser and Softon Theatre's present: flashback of bo" the narrator said as the theater came up.
It was bo-bobo in a bikini approaching gasser and softon, shocking gasser's collar to come off. " Softon" bo-bobo squealed" well and you too baby gasser" bo-bobo said in his best baby voice" will you come support me at cough Wiggin's next top model" he said as gasser started flying in the air by way of his own stink. " ocough kay" said softon clamping the collar back on gasser.
" the end?" the narrator said as the flashback faded away.
" oh yeah" said gasser " was i really like that or was it the narrator improvising" he asked " yeah" said softon " I can still smell it"he said discustidly and Gasser sighed and the show went back on.
"Okay my sweeties!" said tiara gesturing around the room she was in" this is your new home , so put your stuff in a room and lets go for your first challange!" . The contestants put their stuff down and followed tiara back to the van, makeup bags clutched in their hands. On the ride their they made up them selves and several girls tried to woo hatenko.
Suddenly the action stopped in and tiara popped onto the screen " Well every one, because of a little bit of technickal difficultey that is all the time we have for today, See you next time!"