Chapter 1
It was the tenth hot, restless night of the summer holidays, and when Harry had gotten home at the end of his 5th school year he was, as Aunt Petunia put it, "delighted" to find out that Dudley had gotten a girlfriend, Isabelle, who lived nearby. Every night his uncle would give Dudley enough money for a nice dinner, and a movie, little did Uncle Vernon know, Dudley was actually buying him and Isabelle a burger and then going to the movies and making out the whole time. (Harry figured that he was saving the money for Dudley's own personal pleasure.) Harry had found out they were doing this, because Dudley was bragging about it to his gang. Harry had found it repulsive that someone would even date Dudley.
Harry was drifting off to sleep when he awoke suddenly to a loud tapping noise. TAP TAP TAP TAP. What was it this time? He turned his head towards his window and saw Pigwidgeon, Ron's hyperactive owl, ferociously tapping at the window.
"What the?" TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP! "Ok, ok! I'm coming!" Harry jumped out of bed and went to the window, to open it. Within half a second Pig was in Harry's hands. Harry had been getting letters from Ron and Hermione nearly three times a day since they had left Hogwarts, and was getting a little tired of all the attention. In fact the only person he liked getting letters from, was Ginny.
With one hand he took the letter off Pig the other was trying to keep Pig still for more than half a second. When he had finally gotten the letter off him, Pig flew out of the window. He opened the letter, it was from Ron, not Ginny, disappointment came over him.
Harry- Hermione came to visit me at the burrow and is staying here for a month! I just noticed that she looks totally different than before. Her hair is silky and smooth, she's wearing makeup, her shirts are tight, her skirts are short, and she has a chest! She like even wears a REAL bra now! I know this cuz I helped mum do the laundry. (I am not a pervert, I didn't go through her clothes or anything.) But anyways back to the point. Earlier tonight the weirdest thing happened. Well you know how I like Hermione and all, well I think she likes me too cuz, earlier today I looked at her and she was wearing this sexy outfit, at least to me it was (mum said it was ok for her to wear it, for some unknown reason) but, it looked REALLY good on her. And then I, well, kissed her. I'll tell you more about today when we see each other later. Just please don't tell anyone. Oh by the way, mum wants to know if you can come to the burrow for about a week. Tell me if and when you can come over. Write back A.S.A.P.! -Ron
"Bloody hell!" Sure Harry knew about Ron liking Hermione, and he was happy that his two best friends had finally gotten together after five years. But how could all of this happen all of a sudden in one day? Mrs. Weasley MUST be in on all of this. Or maybe Ron was just playing a big joke on Harry. Or maybe it all was the truth.
It was the tenth hot, restless night of the summer holidays, and when Harry had gotten home at the end of his 5th school year he was, as Aunt Petunia put it, "delighted" to find out that Dudley had gotten a girlfriend, Isabelle, who lived nearby. Every night his uncle would give Dudley enough money for a nice dinner, and a movie, little did Uncle Vernon know, Dudley was actually buying him and Isabelle a burger and then going to the movies and making out the whole time. (Harry figured that he was saving the money for Dudley's own personal pleasure.) Harry had found out they were doing this, because Dudley was bragging about it to his gang. Harry had found it repulsive that someone would even date Dudley.
Harry was drifting off to sleep when he awoke suddenly to a loud tapping noise. TAP TAP TAP TAP. What was it this time? He turned his head towards his window and saw Pigwidgeon, Ron's hyperactive owl, ferociously tapping at the window.
"What the?" TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP! "Ok, ok! I'm coming!" Harry jumped out of bed and went to the window, to open it. Within half a second Pig was in Harry's hands. Harry had been getting letters from Ron and Hermione nearly three times a day since they had left Hogwarts, and was getting a little tired of all the attention. In fact the only person he liked getting letters from, was Ginny.
With one hand he took the letter off Pig the other was trying to keep Pig still for more than half a second. When he had finally gotten the letter off him, Pig flew out of the window. He opened the letter, it was from Ron, not Ginny, disappointment came over him.
Harry- Hermione came to visit me at the burrow and is staying here for a month! I just noticed that she looks totally different than before. Her hair is silky and smooth, she's wearing makeup, her shirts are tight, her skirts are short, and she has a chest! She like even wears a REAL bra now! I know this cuz I helped mum do the laundry. (I am not a pervert, I didn't go through her clothes or anything.) But anyways back to the point. Earlier tonight the weirdest thing happened. Well you know how I like Hermione and all, well I think she likes me too cuz, earlier today I looked at her and she was wearing this sexy outfit, at least to me it was (mum said it was ok for her to wear it, for some unknown reason) but, it looked REALLY good on her. And then I, well, kissed her. I'll tell you more about today when we see each other later. Just please don't tell anyone. Oh by the way, mum wants to know if you can come to the burrow for about a week. Tell me if and when you can come over. Write back A.S.A.P.! -Ron
"Bloody hell!" Sure Harry knew about Ron liking Hermione, and he was happy that his two best friends had finally gotten together after five years. But how could all of this happen all of a sudden in one day? Mrs. Weasley MUST be in on all of this. Or maybe Ron was just playing a big joke on Harry. Or maybe it all was the truth.