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Pink Hair Is Annoying

Chapter One

Sasuke's POV

"Sasuke! Its time to go!" I rolled my eyes at the excitement in my mother's voice. It was just a stupid high school graduation. I wouldn't even be going if my asshole of a brother Itachi hadn't made me.

"Sasuke," he had said. "You're going to graduation even if I have to tie you up and drag you there."

"Suuuuure." I had drawled out in response.

"If you don't go to graduation, mom will cry, and then you'll get all the blame."

"Hn, I'm not going."

"But if you go," Itachi continued as if I hadn't spoken. "I'll pay for your first year at Konaha University."

And that was why I had been forced into this – because Itachi was an ass who made way too much money for someone who owns a bar.

Konaha University was the farthest college from Suna, which was where I lived. But that was the reason why I had picked it. I didn't want to be anywhere where Itachi could visit me (though he'd probably find a way…). I didn't pick it because Naruto was going there. Who would want to be stuck with that idiot all through elementary school, middle school, high school and college? The dobe was just annoying. And hopeless.

"Sasukeeeeeee!" my mom called again. "We're going to be late!"

I sighed and ran downstairs and out to my car.

My mom looked at me with tears in her eyes as I pulled out of the driveway.

"My little boy is all grown up!"

"Mom, college is still a month away." And I couldn't wait to finally leave.

"Only a month!" my mom cried. "And, honey, daddy can't even make it to the graduation!"

Big surprise. "That's okay."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, mom, I'm sure. I know he cares." I could've laughed at how my mom believed this so easily.

But I didn't. Because Uchiha's don't laugh. Ever.

"Don't forget to pick up 'Tachi at work!" My mom said as I passed his bar, the Red Cloud. Shit. I made a U-turn and parked in front of the building.

"Sasu-cakes?" I winced as she used my nickname. "Can you go in and get Itachi? I want to call your father."

"Hn," I got out of the car and walked in. A waitress walked right up to me.

"Hi!" she said. "Can I offer you anything?" I had a feeling that she really did mean anything. Tch. Annoying girls.

"Yes," I said and she batted her eyelashes. "Do you know where Itachi Uchiha is?"

The waitress immediately frowned and said gruffly, "He's in back." and stomped away.

I rolled my eyes and walked into the backroom of the bar.

"Itachi?"

He looked up from staring into his girlfriend's – Konan's – eyes. Probably about to make out with her.

"Ooh!" Konan exclaimed looking at my attire. "Is it your graduation?" Damn graduation robes.

"Yes," Itachi answered for me. "I have to go to it. Do you want to come?"

I glared at him. Konan seemed nice, but she was really an insane bitch. With weird blue-ish purple-ish hair that she claimed was natural. Yeah right. I hated stubborn people. They were painfully annoying.

"Yeah!" She jumped up. "Lets goooooo!"

"Hn," I turned around and led the way back to the car.

"Konan's coming, too." I told my mom, who was still on the phone.

She nodded and said goodbye to my dad on the phone.

"Hello, Mikoto!" Said Konan as she slide into the backseat with Itachi. "You don't mind if I tag along, do you?"

"No, not at all!" My mom gave Konan a smile, then turned to me. I didn't miss the excitement in her eyes. "Guess what your father found at our vacation home?"

"What?" I didn't really care about my dad, but I wasn't about to tell my mom that.

"Oil! Tons of it!"

"So you can pay for Sasuke's college?" asked Itachi. What an ass. Our family already had a fair amount of money, enough to pay for at least my first semester without killing themselves, but now I guess we were filthy rich. It was almost funny how my dad found the money at the time where Itachi would have to pay for my college. Damn it all. Now I'd probably get more family visits from my ass of a brother and father. At least I wouldn't mind seeing Mikoto.

I drove into the school parking lot next to Naruto's family, who had just arrived.

"TEME!" Naruto said as I got out of the car. "You came!"

"I told you I was going, dobe."

"You were serious?"

I rolled my eyes. Naruto and I said goodbye to our families and walked into the auditorium.

"Hi, Sasuke-kun!" a group pf girls giggled. Thankfully, this was the last time I would ever be seeing them.

"Hey, teme," Naruto glanced at me.

"Hn." I said to show that I was listening.

"Are you having a graduation party?"

"Hell no."

"Why not?" Naruto whined.

"Because I don't want one."

"But why don't you want one?"

"They're a waste of time and an excuse to get money for college."

"But their fun!"

"Hn."

We sat down at our spots in the row of chairs on stage. We were one of the last people to arrive and the curtains closed as soon as we sat down.

"Hey Sasuke!" whispered the blonde girl next to Naruto. Ino Yamanaka, the only girl who didn't faint when I so much as glanced in her direction.

"What?"

"Well, this might be the last time we see each other for awhile so I was wondering what college you're going to."

"HEY!" said Naruto. "What about me?"

"Ssh!" Ino hissed. "The ceremony is staring! Some one is speaking! And besides, I figured that you two are going to the same place, right? I mean, you've been friends since pre-school."

"Tch," I rolled my eyes.

"Oh!" Naruto said, lowering his voice at Ino's hard stare. "Well, you're right. We're both going to Konaha University."

Ino squealed. "No way!"

Oh, fuck. She was not going there, too.

"What?" asked Naruto.

"That's where I'm going!" Ino squealed again. "You know, my friend Sakura lives there. But she's only going to be a senior in high school."

"That's awesome! Did ya hear, Teme?"

I glared at him. "Yes, dobe, I did."

Ino giggled. "You don't seem very excited."

I felt my eye twitch.

We (meaning Ino and Naruto, I didn't want to talk to those idiots) whispered throughout the entire ceremony and after what seemed like forever, my name was called. I walked across the stage (ignoring the millions of screams from annoying girls) and took my diploma. Next, Naruto was called and then Ino.

Finally, graduation ended. I jogged to my family, leaving Naruto and Ino behind even though Naruto's parents were sitting next to my mother. I needed to get out of this fucking robe.

Of course, my mom was wailing with her arms wrapped around Kushina, Naruto's mom, who was also crying. Naruto's dad, Minato, was wandering away in search of Naruto. I'd have to get Mikoto to stop crying before I left. Where were Itachi and Konan? Shouldn't Itachi be comforting Mikoto? I needed to get away from all the crying girls heading in my direction.

"Mom?" I awkwardly patted her back. I had never been good at the whole comforting thing.

"Sasu-cakes!" I only had a moment to make sure no one had heard her before I was pulled into a tight hug. I flinched at the closeness of the embrace.

"Its okay, Mom," I tried claming her down. "I'll be around for another month."

I know, Sasu, I know!" My mom let go of me and tried to smile. "you want to go, don't you?"

"Yes."

"Alright!" She seemed to be trying to hide her sadness at me going away. "Let's find 'Tachi and leave!"

"Hn. Lets leave without him."

"Hmm," Instead of her usual 'no' Mikoto looked like she was actually considering letting me have my way. "Okay, but just this once, Sasu-cakes!" I glanced around again. I was still safe.

The rest of the summer passed by quickly and soon Naruto and I were heading to the airport to fly the five hours to Konaha. Just as we were leaving the line where we had gotten our tickets, I heard Ino calling our names.

"Sasuke! Naruto!"

I turned around to see Ino standing in front of me. "Hn,"

"Hi, Ino!" exclaimed Naruto. "Where are your parents?

"Oh, I already said goodbye to them. What seat are you on the plane?" This was why Ino was annoying. It was always question after question with her.

"Umm…" Naruto looked at his ticket. "B8. I hope it's a window seat!"

"Ooooh, I have B10! Maybe we'll be in the same row!"

I looked at ticket. It was B9. Someone was just trying to screw my life over.

"Hey, hey, teme," I glanced at Naruto. "What seat do you have? Wait, isn't it B9?"

Ino jumped up and down. "Is it? Is it B9? Ohmigawd, it is, isn't it!"

"Hn"

Apparently, Ino took that as a yes, because she squealed and hugged me, then Naruto.

"Sasuke?" I heard my mom's voice from behind me. "I-I guess we should say goodbye now."

I felt a wave of sadness pass through me. But only because Mikoto was crying. And that's the only reason why I hugged her, too.

"Bye, Mom." I said. My voice dropped to a whisper as I said." I love you."

She smiled at me through her tears. "I love you, too, Sasuke. H-have fun!"

After Naruto finished saying goodbye to Kushina and Minato, we walked to the plane. Well, after I nodded my goodbye to Itachi. My father was off working at our vacation home. Which was extremely surprising, according to my mom. But not to me because I knew that Fugaku, my dad, didn't give a shit about me.

"Aw," Ino said as we got into our seats (Rows of three, just my luck). "Now you guys are all sad."

"Why don't you just leaver us in peace, then?" I snapped.

"Oh, that was really nice, Sasuke." Ino grumbled, but she stayed quiet for awhile after that, until Naruto got over leaving his parents.

"So Ino," He said, way too loudly. "Do you know who your roommate is?"

"Yeah!" Ino seemed to get excited again. "Her name is Karin. Sakura knows her younger sister and says that she's nice!"

I rolled my eyes. "That's not always true."

"What's not always true?" Naruto asked. I sighed. He was such an idiot.

"That siblings have the same personalities."

"Yes it is!" Stupid dobe. "You and Itachi are almost exactly the same!"

I rolled my eyes. "Oh, yeah. I'm exactly like Itachi. Insane girlfriend, creepy gay friends, long, girly hair."

Ino giggled but Naruto didn't seem phased. "Well, you can think what you want, and I'll think what I want."

"Hn."

"So are you guys rooming together?" Ino asked.

"No!" Naruto whined. "Sasuke said he didn't want to be roommates! But we are on the same floor!" Naruto grinned stupidly at this.

"Oh…." Ino seemed deep in thought for a moment. "What's wrong with rooming with Naruto?" she asked me.

"He snores."

"But then who are you rooming with?" I had to deal with the dobe and twenty questions girl for five hours? Did they ever shut up?

"How should I know?" I responded to Ino, giving her a glare.

Just then, an automated voice came on:

Please stay in your seats now. The plane will be taking off in a moment.

"YAY!" yelled Ino.

"Hey!" said Naruto. "I don't snore!"

"Hn. Yes you do."

Naruto pouted and I closed my eyes. If I could just fall asleep….Why is Naruto's voice so loud? Ugh. I kept my eyes closed for a few minutes until it was impossible to block out Naruto and Ino's voices.

"Will you shut the fuck up already?" I asked, opening my eyes.

"No!" said Ino. I glared at her.

"Teme don't glare at–"

I cut Naruto off. "Couldn't you just email each other or something?"

"Ooh!" said Naruto. "Good idea!"

"Wait!" Ino had a devious look on her face. "What's the magic word?"

I was too annoyed and tired (It was six in the morning) to care. "Please."

"Okay, then!"

I sighed and closed my eyes. I leaned my head back against the seat. Finally, I couldn't hear Naruto…

I was woken up by that stupid automated voice:

Please remain seated as we prepare to land.

I sighed and glanced at Ino and Naruto. Ino was watching some dumb romance movie on her ipod touch, and Naruto was sleeping. And snoring loudly. I plugged his nose and, when that didn't help, closed hi mouth. Aah, much better….until Naruto woke up and started screaming.

"TEME! WHAT WERE YOU DOING? WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?"

A flight attendant ran over, "Is everything alright?" he asked.

Naruto opened his mouth but I cut him off.

"Yes, thank you. My….acquaintance just had a bad dream."

The flight attendant gave Naruto a look that said what-the-hell-are-you-on but walked away after a moment.

Ino looked up from her movie. "What were you shouting about?"

"Teme was trying to suffocate me!"

I rolled my eyes. "You were snoring, dobe."

"That doesn't deserve death!"

"Stop arguing like an old couple!" Ino pouted at us. "And, Sasuke, why did you call Naruto an acquaintance?

"He doesn't like to admit that he has friends because it looks like he cares about them!" said Naruto. Tch, what an ass. "And look! We're landing!"

"Yay!' Ino stretched across me to see out the window.

I pushed her away.

"That was rude, Sasuke!" she complained.

"Hn."

"Oh, oh, guess what?" Ino looked excitedly at Naruto and me.

"What?" Naruto asked.

"My best friend Sakura is waiting for me at the airport! You guys can meet her now!" She bounced in her seat. "This is so exciting!"

"Oh." Naruto grinned. "Is she hot?"

"Eh?" Ino stopped bouncing. "Hey! No hitting on her! She's just an innocent high schooler!"

"Okay." Naruto glanced at me. "It goes for Sasuke, too, right?"

I ran a hand through my hair. "Why would I want to hit on some one who is Ino's friend? She's probably just as crazy."

"Hey!" Ino punched my arm.

"Hn."

"Teme!" Naruto frowned at me. "Say sorry!"

"Hn"

The plane has landed. You may leave now.

I stood up along with Ino and Naruto and we exited the plane.

"Okay!" Ino glance at me. "Time to meet Sakura! Then we'll get our luggage!"

"Okay!" Naruto looked around. "Where is she?"
"Hn." I didn't want to meet this Sakura girl. "I'm getting my luggage and leaving."

"Sasukeeeeeee!" Ino whined.

"Tch." I ignored her and walked away towards the ramp where suitcases were sliding out. When I saw my suitcase, I grabbed it and looked around for the exit. I noticed a pink haired girl. Tch. It made her stand out, but not in a good way. I rolled my eyes and made for the exit. I bet that girl thought it was just so cool and sexy to have pink hair.

Once outside, I pulled out the map of Konaha that Mikoto had given me. Konaha University was a mile away. I wasn't allowed to bring my car all the way from Suna to Konaha, so I had to walk there. I put the map in my pocket and half walked, half jogged to the University. I stopped; panting slightly, when I stood in front of the five-story brick building that my dorm room was inside of.

My dorm room was on the fifth floor. It took awhile to drag my stuff up the stairs (there wasn't an elevator) but eventually, I was unlocking the door to my dorm. It was big for a dorm; it had space for a desk in addition to the two beds and dressers on either side on the room. I picked a bed and threw my things under it.

I wasn't ever going to use the desk, so whoever I was rooming with could have it. I was too lazy to unpack, so I was deciding what to do when I heard the door unlock.

A guy with short, brown hair walked in. He had eyes that were the same color as his hair and a red stripe on each of his cheeks.

"Hey," he said. "My name's Kiba Inuzuka."

He held out his hand. I shook it and said "Sasuke Uchiha." I noticed that he smelled like dog. Good thing animals weren't allowed here. I hated dogs.

"Wait," said Kiba. "Are you part of the Uchiha family that found all that oil?"

I blinked. How did he know about that? I hoped it hadn't been on the news. "Yeah, but how did you know?"

Kiba grinned. "I live next to the property where the oil was found. Well, used to live."

"Hn" I sighed in relief. The last thing I needed was to be all over the news.

"So," said Kiba. "What do you want to do?"
I opened my mouth to answer, but then my phone vibrated. "hold on." I said as I pulled it out of my pocket.

From: Dobe

To: S. Uchiha

M: TEME! Why'd you leave? Sakura was really nice!

I rolled my eyes. Did Naruto seriously think I cared?

From: S. Uchiha

To: Dobe

M: I don't care, dobe.

From: Dobe

To: S. Uchiha

M: Anyway, I met my roommate and we think that you and your roommate should meet up with us in town.

I looked at Kiba. "My friend goes here, too and wants to meet up with us."

"That's cool." Kiba stood up. "Where are we meeting?"

From: S. Uchiha

To: Dobe

M: Where?

From: Dobe

To: S. Uchiha

M: Suigetsu (my roommate) says there's a Haku's in town. Let's meet outside then go there.

Haku's was the most popular café back in Suna. Apparently the real Haku lived here in Konaha.

"We're going to meet outside then go to Haku's." I told Kiba.

"Alright! Let's go!"

WE walked down the five flights of stairs and outside. The dobe and his friend weren't there yet, but Ino was there bitching at some red haired chick. I looked around for a place to hide. There, behind that-

"Sasuke!" Ino stomped towards me, dragging the red head along. "Tell this bitch that I am not a whore!"

"I am not a bitch!" The redhead said. "And I have a name. It's Karin. "She added with a wink in my direction.

I raised an eyebrow at Ino. "Is this the Karin who has the really nice sister? And since her sister is nice then she is, too?" Ino glared at me. I smirked. "I guess you're right about the fact that she is a bitch."

"TEME!" Naruto and his roommate, Suigetsu, ran up to us. "Who's that?" He pointed to Karin.

"A bitch!" yelled Ino.

"I am NOT a bitch!" Karin glared at Ino. "You are."

"Ohmigawd! I've never even done anything to you! I just said 'Hi, I'm Ino' and you flipped out on me!"

I'd rather not say what Karin said to that, but Naruto had to hold Ino back to stop her from murdering Karin.

"What the hell is going on?" asked Kiba. I sighed.

"Oh!" Naruto let go of Ino who stormed off without a word. "Are you Sasuke's roommate?" He asked Kiba.

"Yes." Kiba was staring in the direction Ino had gone. "My name is Kiba."

"I'm' Naruto and this is Suigetsu!" Naruto pointed at his white-haired roommate.

"Hey." said Suigetsu.

Karin walked up to me. "And you're Sasuke."

I glared at her. "Fuck off."

"Feisty, aren't you?"

Do not punch her. Do not punch her. Donotpuchher.

"Umm," Naruto glanced at my shaking fists. "I think you should leave him alone."

"For now." Karin left after giving me one last wink. She better not come back. I would fucking beat the shit out of her.

"Let's go…" Suigetsu led the way to Haku's. Apparently he had lived in Konaha since he was ten.

"Who was that blonde chick?" Kiba asked as we entered Haku's.

"You mean Ino?" Naruto asked. "She went to our high school."

"Why do you care anyways?" I asked Kiba.

He looked at the ground awkwardly. "No reason. I guess she just seemed nice, that's all."

"Oh, yeah," Suigetsu rolled his eyes. "Trying to kill Karin was really nice."

"Why do you say Karin's names like you're old friends?" Kiba smirked as Suigetsu looked away.

"She's a local, too." He said gruffly. "I guess you could say that we were high school sweethearts."

Naruto and Kiba laughed at this. I smirked.

"She seemed like she was over you." Kiba pointed out.

"Yeah!" Naruto chimed in. "Did you see the way she was looking at teme?"

I flicked him off and Suigetsu and Kiba laughed. We continued like this for fifteen minutes until I decided I should unpack my stuff.

I stood up. "I'm going back to the dorm."

"Bye, teme!" Naruto weaved childishly.

"Do you remember they way?" asked Suigetsu.

I nodded and left Haku's. When I got to my dorm, I pulled my suitcase out from under my bed. I quickly unpacked my things then lay down on my bed. Kiba better not be loud when he came back…

Hey, this is my first fanfic, but don't go easy on me because I want your true opinion! Reviews and/or advice please?

~ IluvNaruto10