Sooo… I have read a lot of fanfics before, so I really know that to read author notes is usually boring and unproductive, but as this is no ordinary fanfic, I really recommend you read this or you might not understand, hope you like it.
Background:
Well hello there! This is a crossover that Reader and i created, it came out of a conversation we had on imessage. It all began because she sent me some images, and I was thanking her, the image in particular that started the creation of this was one were Rose and Mikey are holding the Doctor and there it says "Ain´t no party like a Time Lord party" and in reference to that image I wrote that same words, and she wrote "Because a time lord party is not bound to typical temporal parameters and thus doesn´t stop" in reference to a previous image, so in reference to that I posted: "but don´t forget the banana!" and she wrote: "nus" and actually posted a banana, and in reference to another image I said: "that's a sexy banana" and immediately I posted: "but not as sexy as my TARDIS" so she said: "Oh well" "That's a cool banana" "seductive banana?" and here it begins. So this will look as a conversation, because I wanted to keep it as it was, we had a lot of fun doing this therefore I didn't want to change it.
One last thing, before this my friend and I had already agreed that she was the Doctor and that I was the Master, and again this came out from other images, because we love to send images to each other. (Normally fanart, but we send lots of stuff, fandom stuff and random stuff, but mostly fandom)
Chapter I
Master: and it's actually your TARDIS I stole her.
Master: MWAHAHAHA!
Doctor: what?!
Doctor: YOU have the TARDIS?!
Doctor: How? When? Why?
Master: yup
Doctor: Where are you?
Master: how… with a master plan
When… not 5 minutes ago
And
Why…just because
Doctor: better said
Doctor: when are you?
Master: far, far away Doctor
Master: small hint…
Master: in the past
Doctor: Hahahaha very funny
Doctor: Let me guess… The year that never was?
Master: no Doctor, way before that
Master: back when the drums weren´t there
Doctor: Ooooohh
Doctor: No you don´t!
Doctor: what are you gonna do?!
Master: back when we were children
Doctor: the destruction of Gallifrey is a fixed point I time
Doctor: Don´t you dare!
Master: I, Doctor, will change everything
Doctor: you can´t!
Doctor: you don't understand
Master: try me….
Doctor: You weren´t there!
Master: oh but you were
Doctor: Yes! And for a reason
Master: and now you never will…
Doctor: what do you mean?
Master: you will cease to exist and chaos will fall in the universe
Doctor: you are going to kill me?
Master: No
Doctor: Ok…
Master: I
Am
Going
To
Make
You
Evil
Master: as me
Doctor: you can´t
Doctor: how are you going to do that?
Master: Oh, but I can
Doctor: No!
Master: I´ll kidnap the younger you
Doctor: You plan on making me as mad as you?
Doctor: because newsflash!
Doctor: I am already mad!
Master: and I´ll make you hate every inhabitant of the whole time-space-continuum so they will never have a savior.
Doctor: might as well make me a dalek
Master: no
Master: you will enjoy chaos, daleks do not feel joy
Doctor: Don´t do this
Doctor: if you do this it will be the end of the universe
Master: Oh see, there you are not even a hundred years old
Doctor: Literally
Doctor: I am also known as the destroyer of worlds
Doctor: there is a reason!
Master: and what is The Oncoming Storm going to do to stop me now?
Master: Eh, Doctor?
Doctor: *sends a telepathic message to young Theta telling him to run*
Master: Oi, come back here!
Doctor: Haha!
Doctor: :PPPPPPP
Master: *catches young Theta*
Y. Theta: *kicks him*
Y. Theta: Oi! Who are you?!
Master: Mwahaha was that your plan?
Master: you will come with me kid
Y. Theta: No!
Y. Theta: *frees himself and starts running again*
Doctor: you know…
Doctor: I was always good at running wasn´t I?
Master: You can stop all of this
Master: you know Doctor… one word and I´ll stop
Doctor: …?
Master: Say
My
Name
Doctor: Koschei
Master: that is not my name anymore
Doctor: you have many names
Doctor: how am I supposed to keep with all of them?
Master: which is the right one?
Master: One word
Doctor: I dunno
Doctor: you tell me
Doctor: say my name and I´ll say yours
Master: I have already said your name
Doctor: then you will have no trouble saying it again
Doctor: C´mon
Master: come on Doctor, can´t you figure it out?
Doctor: what?
Doctor: I don´t want tooooo
Doctor: but then again…
Doctor: you said my name…
Doctor: *sigh*
Master: just say it and I´ll stop everything,
Doctor: Fair´s fair
Master: I´ll give you back the TARDIS
Doctor: …Master
Master: *grins widely* see, was it that hard?
Doctor: yes
Master: Come on! It was fun!
Doctor: For you perhaps
Doctor: is embarrassing to me
Master: you never appreciate a good prank, do you Theta?
Doctor: Not when the prankster is you
Doctor: and certainly not when you steal my TARDIS and threaten with turning me into an evil monster
Master: Oh come on loosen up
Doctor: I can´t
Master: I really scared you did I not?
Doctor: Yes!
Master: more than a weeping angel?
Doctor: yes!
Doctor: what would have happened if you didn´t stop?
Doctor: I am a threat and you know it!
Master: I wouldn´t do anything drastic after all I am a time lord I know which things can be changed and which things cannot
Master: I would not risk my own existence
Master: …
Master: nor yours
Doctor: sorry to break it to you but you are NOT in your right mind
Master: and you are?
Doctor: Fine
Doctor: either of us
Doctor: my point exactly!
Master: but that is who we are
Doctor: that's why we must not do things like this
Master: none of us is mad enough to make the universe end
Doctor: I´m not
Doctor: are you?
Master: No, I have things I value in this universe
Doctor: really
Master: yes…
Doctor: good
Doctor: now…
Master: now?
Doctor: could you please return my TARDIS?
Doctor: I was enjoying a very good book before I was brutally interrupted
Master: oh, that, well…
Master: sorry about the book
Master: when are you?
Doctor: 250313 Cardiff you know… official Tolkien Reading Day
Doctor: what happened?