A/N: You will obviously be able to tell that this is my first fanfic. I got the idea from a story on wattpad ( story/558420-he-calls-me-puzzle-boyxboy ). Anyway, this is Percy/Nico. That means boyxboy. That means ultra gayness. If you do not like, then I suggest you do not read. Enjoy! ;P

Percy's POV

The first time I met Nico I was only a puppy. I don't really remember much, just that there was a little boy smiling right in my face with cake on his face. I must've barked at him for hours, but I learned to like him. Actually, I learned to love him.

If you haven't guessed yet, I'm a dog. Man's best friend, rapist's worst enemy. My name is Perseus, like the Greek hero, and I am in love with my human, Nico DiAngelo

That boy is the most beautiful human I have ever laid my eyes on, but that might be because everyone else is ugly. I don't think that's it, but whatever. He's so nice and I love the feeling of his hands through my fur. Feels good.

Right now I'm very bored and I want someone to play with, but Nico's not home from school yet. Aw poo. Kicking the sock spider under the fridge at 10:00 AM wasn't a very good idea. Maybe if I think about Nico time will go by faster and he'll be home. Nico. Nico. Nico. Bacon...no, Perseus. Nico. Just Nico. Nico.

(insert Nico opening door)

I tried to hold back from jumping him, but I couldn't help myself.

"Perseus, calm down. Slober isn't meant to be on people's faces."

"Bark! Woof! Bark!" A.K.A. but it's fun.

"Have you been having fun while I was gone?"

No.
"That's good!"

What?

Humans should stop trying to understand what we say. They clearly speak some other language. They're really just talkiing to themselves. It's kinda stupid.

Anyway, he decided to command my daily dog tricks.

"Sit, Perseus," he commanded. So, I sat.

"Give me your paw," he said. So, I gave him my paw.

"Roll over," he said. So, I rolled over.

"Good boy."

Yes, Perseus is a very good boy. He rubbed my belly and gave me a treat for being so awesome. He should be grateful. I work my tail off doing tricks for him. I really don't get paid enough for this.

Alright, well, there you have it. Chapter uno. It isn't much, but I'm working on it. Flames are accepted. Constructive criticism is highly appreciated and would really help. Thank you for your time. ;P