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Aya Hinata: Alright. before we begin... I am Aya Hinata... but my real name is Rachel.. but you can call me Rei, or Aya Hinata...
Ami-san: Or Bob!
Aya Hinata: ... This is Ami... just ignore her...
Ami-san: IGNORE ME! -rips out chainsaw-
Aya Hinata: I kid, I kid! -sweatdrop-
Anyway, we are the writers of this parody that we call "Idiot's Basket"
Ami-san: Bob's Basket!
Aya Hinata: Ami! If you don't cut it out I will not let you write!
Ami-san: waaah! Why are you so mean!
Aya Hinata: Because your annoying.. now let's start this!
Ami-san: tch... FINE!
Idiot's Basket
Scene one: WTF!
(Aya Hinata: Very funny, Ami...
Ami-san: Hey you got to name the title! I name the scene, damnit!
Aya Hinata: fine... you know what my name is too long.. for now it's "me"
Ami-san: Me! Your not me! I'm me!
Me: stop being an idiot Ami...
Ami-san: tch... fine.. then I am You!
Me: ... can we just get on with it?
Ami-san: oh fine!)
Tohru: -making breakfast singing- Yankee doodle flew to town and shat on a phone, we! Stuck a feather up his ass and pissed out macoroni! Yankee doodle puke it up! Arent you a Dandy! kill the music and the horse and with the girls be stupid
Shigure: -comes in- what the hell?
(Me: Yes Ami.. wtf?
Ami-san: OH COME ON! IT'S A PARODY FOR DEVIL'S SAKE!
Me: Honestly I don't understand how I put up with you...)
Shigure: Can we get on with it!
(Ami-san: SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU MUT!)
Tohru: Uhm.. excuse me..?
(Ami-san: What? Did you fart!)
Tohru: ew, no-!
Shigure: ew... Tohru!
(Me: EXCUSE ME! SHUT UP!)
Everyone: ...
(Ami-san: -sigh-
Me: alright... continue!)
Tohru: -making breakfast singing- Yankee doo-
(Me: We are already past that...
Ami-san: Yeah really...)
Tohru: uhm... line?
(Me: look at the script... -sigh-)
Tohru: oh!.. uhm... Kyou was singing this song and.. and...
Shigure: Bad kyou!
Kyou: -comes in doing ballet in a tutu- Do do do do do do do dooo
(Ami-san: NOW who's the one doing stupid shit!
Me: me of course..
Ami-san: not fair! . -rips out chainsaw
Me: -sigh-
Ami-san: MY TURN!)
Kyou: -rips tutu off and reveals himself in a thong and starts singing in a deep voice- I'm- too sexy for my shirt- too sexy for my shirt So seeexy it huuurts I'm- too sexy for my bracelet- too sexy for my bracelet- soo seexy--- My god! SHIT! -quickly puts it back on before he turns-
(Me: okay.. now THAT'S fricked up...
Ami-san: Hey it's a parody, remember?
Me: Whatever you say..)
Shigure: Kyou, since when did you wear thongs? Is there something your not telling us?
Kyou: erm.. well uh... I've got good news!
Tohru: You just saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geicko?
Kyou: er.. no... Yuki's dead...
Tohru: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -cries dramatically-
Shigure: How..? o.o
Kyou: I used Uotani's lead pipe on him...
Yuki: -comes in wearing a sumo wrestler diaper- It didnt kill me, just knocked me out..
Shigure and Tohru: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Kyou: GODDAMNIT!
(Me: Don't you mean..
Ami-sama: Akito damnit?)
Shigure: Good point..
Kyou: AKITO DAMNIT!
Yuki: Akito's a girl
Tohru: Akito's a hurl?
Kyou: SHE'S A GIRL!
Tohru: Cherry Swirl?
Shigure: GIRL! G-I-R-L!
Tohru: she likes Oral?
Shigure/Yuki/Kyou: WE SAID AKITO'S A GIRL!
Tohru: Oh! she's a squirrel!
(Me/Ami-sama: -slaps own forehead-)
Yuki: Geez
Kyou: idiot..
Shigure: My god..
Akito: -appears in a fairy outfit- yes..?
Tohru: Your a squirrel!
Akito: What?
Tohru: Your-a-Squirrel!
Akito: I'm a WHAT now!
Tohru: SQUIRREL!
Akito: I AM NOT A SQUIRREL!
Tohru: Yes you are!
Akito: Are not!
Tohru: Are too!
Shigure: D2!
Kyou: What?
Shigure: R2-D2!
Yuki: Huh?
Shigure: Don't any of you ever watch Star Wars? R2-D2!
Tohru: What's StarWars?
(Me: Tohru! Your a dumbass!
Ami-sama: Ayame's dumber..)
Shigure: Don't insult my Mabudachi trio!
Tohru: What's a dumbass?
Kyou: You..
Tohru: What's a you?
Yuki: you, as in yourself
Tohru: What's a self?
Shigure: How are we gonna explain this?
Tohru: What's a we? What is Explain?
Kyou: ...
Tohru: What's "what" mean?
Kyou: dumbass..
Yuki: She's dumber than you..
Tohru: Who's dumber than who? What's a she? What is dumb? What's a you? Whats a what?
(Me: Oooookay... Sorry folks but uh..
Ami-sama: Tohru is experiencing a bit of Idiotphobia
Me: Idiotphobia? That's not a word..
Ami-sama: It is NOW!)
Shigure: Due to the fact that Tohru cant even remember her own name... or even what a name is... We will have to stop here. But fear not! Chapter 2 of Idiot's Basket will continue!
Yuki: Do you enjoy talking?
Tohru: What is talking?
Kyou: -sigh-
Tohru: What's a sigh?-
(Ami-sama: BAI EVERYONE!)