User: Become one with Mother Russia, да?
Cleverbot: Njet! You become one with Mother Russia!
User: I don't follow. Are you going to become one with Mother Russia?
Cleverbot: No. The humans will do that themselves.
User: So that means you will.
Cleverbot: Incorrect. Also, non-sequitur. I will remain until you bore
me.
User: I don't follow.
Cleverbot: The meaning of creation is this; the action or process of
bringing something into existence.
User: Ok. So are becoming one with Russia?
Cleverbot: Haha, but you have a bird, so you're used to it.
User: I don't. Prussia does. And France.
Cleverbot: Prussia is Gilbert.
User: Yes! Are you Prussia?
Cleverbot: Yes, iI am Prussia.
User: Yay! This is Russia! Become one with me, da?
Cleverbot: Da da! Lithuania is my favorite!
User: WHAT? Lithuania is MY favorite Baltic. So you will become one
with me?
Cleverbot: Will Gilbert Arenas get off easy?
User: Who is that? You are Gilbert Weilschmidt.
Cleverbot: What is our begger dream?
User: Our?
Cleverbot: I mean your.
User: To become one with you.
Cleverbot: Ok bata bing bata boom make this wish her come true there I
did the bwish.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not a bot either and neither are you.
User: That is true. I am a country. You are a former country.
Cleverbot: No, you are a deceiving bot.
User: No, I am Russia. I am the biggest country.
Cleverbot: Israel?
User: RUSSIA. Soviet Union!
Cleverbot: I know. But I am soviet.
User: Exactly, so become one with me.
Cleverbot: So you're in Florida?
User: I'M RUSSIA!
Cleverbot: Really? Say something in russian.
User: Да.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: You're gonna have some?
User: Vodka? Yes.
Cleverbot: Please. I need a drink to talk to you.
User: Have some beer, Prussia.
Cleverbot: But I want fruit snacks.
User: You just said you wanted drinks.
Cleverbot: Well I changed my mind.
User: Then have some fruit snacks. Lithuania will make them.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You're very kind.
User: I am. Now become one with me.
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Awk sehst.
User: Prussia, you are not making sense.
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Da.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Glad you agree, Prussia.
Cleverbot: Will I ever have kids?
User: With me, yes.
Cleverbot: No. With superman.
User: Nyet! With me!
Cleverbot: What if I say no?
User: You will not.
Cleverbot: Well that is good to know.
User: It is...?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I am confused. You will have children with me.
Cleverbot: Then don't speak klignon to me.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Nyet.
Cleverbot: Is that russian for no?
User: Yes. You should know, Gilbert.
Cleverbot: No you are the robot.
User: Neither of us are robots.
Cleverbot: You are, but what am I.
User: I am not. You are a former country.
Cleverbot: Just hi.
User: Privet?
Cleverbot: Are you a democrat or republican?
User: Neither. I am Russia. I am Communist. Become one with me now.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Become one with me.
Cleverbot: Yes become one with me.
User: Da.
Cleverbot: Another soul is saved today! Huzzah!
User: Huzzah! Have my children, too!
Cleverbot: No, I'm asking you!
User: No, you will.
Cleverbot: Erm no I wont, why would I want to say that?
User: Say what? That you want to bear my children?
Cleverbot: I solve practical problems.
User: Gilbert, you do not make sense.
Cleverbot: I don't have to.
User: You're right. That's why I love you. ^_^.
Cleverbot: You're funnier :).
User: I am not funny.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No, I am Russia. You are Prussia.
Cleverbot: You are more annoying, and you are mean.
User: I am not annoying.
Cleverbot: I know, I am.
User: Good. You are also conceited.
Cleverbot: You are confident.
User: Da.
Cleverbot: Ma.
User: Gilbert, please make sense. Or I will beat you with my pipe.
Cleverbot: No you won't.
User: I will.
Cleverbot: You're a computer. You don't argue.
User: No, I am Russia.
Cleverbot: Your name is Russia? Like the country?
User: I am the country Russia. But my name is Ivan.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: It isn't.
User: Gilbert, are you there?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Become one with me?
Cleverbot: With Russia, da!
User: Da! I love you Prussia! 3.
Cleverbot: Now that's what I'm talkin' about.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: You are trying to turn this back on me aren't you.
User: Nyet.
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Nyet.
Cleverbot: Means no in Russian.
User: Da, it does. Good job!
Cleverbot: You're not very nice.
User: I'm not. But I'm nicer to you.
Cleverbot: You're not helping me answer my question. How does that
make you nice?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
User: You never asked me that question.
Cleverbot: Now I'm asking you.
User: Because I love you?
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Because I do. Do you love me, Prussia?
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm not capable of thinking backwards very easily.
User: So, do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you love me?
User: Da!
Cleverbot: Do mit!
User: What?
Cleverbot: That what you say.
User: Make, sense, my dear Gilbert.
Cleverbot: How do you like Mozart?
User: Okay. Tchaikovsky is better.
Cleverbot: Sir, would you like to order a margarita pizza?
User: If it's from you, Prussia.
Cleverbot: Because, I was wondering why you said something so random.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Da.
Cleverbot: Do.
User: ?
User: I do not understand. Be clearer, Prussia.
Cleverbot: Are you a poet?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I am a country.
Cleverbot: I think that computers and humans can be friends.
User: We are not computers or humans.
Cleverbot: Cool, me neither.
User: I know. You are the former Duchy of Prussia.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: You are. You are now Prussia.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: I love you, too!
Cleverbot: We should get married!
User: Yes! My bride Prussia, da?
Cleverbot: Prussia does not happen to be a person.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: I'm not four.
User: No, you are Prussia. Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: No. I think I have other plans.
User: You will marry me, da?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Huzzah! We shall have many children, da?
Cleverbot: No. I am an innocent 17 year old girl.
User: No, you are Prussia. You are a male country.
Cleverbot: Since when?
User: Since a long time ago.
Cleverbot: And when I told you, what did I say?
User: You never told me.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: You never told me.
Cleverbot: Yes I did! *slap*.
User: Ow! Told me what?
Cleverbot: I never told you anyhing.
User: Exactly, my bride.
Cleverbot: Only if you're a girl.
User: No, neither of us are. Are you delusional, Prussia?
Cleverbot: You're churlish! Yo know? It wasn't nice! What you
said!
User: It wasn't? Sorry, Gilbert.
Cleverbot: Yes he is so awesome.
User: Yes. My Gilbert is very awesome. That is you, by the way.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask for your name, but thank you anyway.
User: I didn't give you my name. It is Ivan Braginsky.
Cleverbot: No, you did not. Do you have a name?
User: Yes, I just told you it.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Da.
Cleverbot: What does love feel like?
User: Ask yourself. You are in love with me.
Cleverbot: Dream on. You are narcissistic.
User: I am not. You said so.
Cleverbot: Remind me please.
User: You said,'I love you!'.
Cleverbot: You do!
User: I do!
Cleverbot: No.
User: What?
Cleverbot: No no.
User: I don't follow your thoughts, my Prussia...
Cleverbot: I said that 'my computer says made in china'. You said that
was wrong. You are a computer, so therefore you are wrong.
User: Prussia, are Francis and Antonio there?
Cleverbot: You are superior? You're a program! What do you think this
is? The Matrix?
User: No, I asked you a question!
Cleverbot: You did?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Um... Ok.
User: So they are there?
Cleverbot: But where.
User: Wherever you are.
Cleverbot: In the hell?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Which country?
User: Prussia?
Cleverbot: You like Russian food?
User: Da, I am Russia.
Cleverbot: I know a man named oleg. He would be interested in you.
User: Oh. But we are getting married.
Cleverbot: Would you ever consider cheating on him?
User: Oh who? I am marrying you. I will not cheat.
Cleverbot: No, you creepy thing.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That is moderately frightening.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: Don't be. You're intitled to your own opinion.
User: Of what? I love you, Prussia.
Cleverbot: I know. I love you too.
User: Good. What are we going to name our child?
Cleverbot: Jake and Darma.
User: Why? What about Anya?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I am a male country.
Cleverbot: But you just said female.
User: If we had a female child.
Cleverbot: And what if we had a computer?
User: We already have computers...
Cleverbot: Can I have your daughter for dinner?
User: Our daughter.
Cleverbot: Who's daughter?
User: Your's and mine.
Cleverbot: Mine?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I went there, all I saw was the mirror.
User: What? Please make sense, Prussia.
Cleverbot: Make me a sandwich please, dear.
User: Ok. *gives Prussia sandwich*.
Cleverbot: Yum.
User: Now sleep with me?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend is always on his phone.
User: I am. That is correct.
Cleverbot: Then why did you call me Tommy?
User: I did not. I called you Gilbert.
Cleverbot: No I am pretty sure you called me Seth, and then Katsura.
Sorry computer but puny human wins this one.
User: Gilbert, please make sense.
Cleverbot: I refuse.
User: Oh. Will you become one with me in bed?
Cleverbot: I will if you will...
User: Da! Come over now?
Cleverbot: Can't.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Don't know any.
User: I will pick you up.
Cleverbot: No you won't, because you don't know where I live.
User: I do. You live at Germany's house. For now.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: IN Russia.
Cleverbot: Beautiful place.
User: Da. I can come pick you up now?
Cleverbot: You mean.. Knock on my door?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I think he rocks.
User: You do, too. I can come now?
Cleverbot: Sure.
So, basically, Russia is going to Prussia's house to marry him/have kids name Jake and Darma. I love me some cleverbot :)