Okay,
I'm going to stop you right here,
So you don't run away in fear,
Warning,
Don't blame me,
This just came to mind,
One of my prewritten stories,
And I have been on the grind,
To boost out that content,
Sorry for being immature,
As you're probably not gonna see another K+,
At least that, I'm sure.
Roses Are Red,
Violets are blue,
I don't own Amazing world of Gumball or Lexy,
Neither do you,
(And yes, she is in this story)
Hearts From Azaze
(Epic Transition!)
The Habit
Settings: The Forest of Doom, Watterson House
Main Characters: Carrie, Penny, Darwin, Gumball
Minor Characters: Lexy
*Alarm clock goes off*
Darwin: *Wakes up* DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!
Gumball: Chill, just watching some porn.
Darwin: Oh sorry, if I don't appreciate waking up to a sperm filled bedroom, and you playing with your cock!
Gumball: Has to be done.
Darwin: You don't have to fucking masturbate in front of me. Shit, dude.
Can't you at least do it in private or something.
Gumball: Dude, I got to be prepared.
Darwin: *Face palm* And you prepare by having orgasms in your bedroom?
Gumball: Dude, remember our double date.
Darwin: I don't remember having to masturbate before it. What would Penny think of this?
Gumball: Penny isn't gonna know about it. Right?
Darwin: *sighs* Right. But just please, if you're gonna masturbate. Do it in a different room then my fishbowl.
*Points to bathroom*
Gumball: Whatevs.
Darwin: For Fucks Sake, our sister sleeps here. You're cleaning this shit up.
Gumball: Anais, Mom, and Lexy left hours ago for the Daisyland.
Darwin: Oh that gives you the right to jerk off in my face. At Least put on your fucking clothes dude.
Gumball: Whatevs.
Darwin: Holy hell.
Gumball: Dude, aren't you gonna bring condoms?
Darwin: I haven't developed sperm yet retard.
Gumball: Whatevs. More for me.
Darwin: Dude. We have the date in 15 minutes! Oh my Fuck- stop jerking off!
*Doesn't stop*
Darwin: Fine. But if you have sperm on your clothes don't blame me.
Gumball: Plenty of time.
Darwin: You still have to clean up your sperm, brush your teeth, put your clothes on, take a shower, and look slick. In 15 minutes. And we still have to get to the Forest of Doom.
Gumball: How are we gonna get to the Forest quick?
Lexy: Hey assholes, gonna get in?
Darwin: Thanks for driving us Lexy.
Gumball: Oh God! *Gets clothes on and brushes teeth while taking a shower* Hey Lexy, don't tell mom!
Lexy: Tell mom what?
Gumball: Phew, you don't know.
Darwin: He watched porn and masturbated onto the walls and floor.
Gumball: Well-
Darwin: And didn't clean his semen up.
*Lexy stares at Gumball with an unbelieving face*
Lexy: I'm not gonna tell mom. But I'm not gonna clean that up.
Gumball: I'll do it quickly.
*Cleans up sperm*
Gumball: Done, let's go. Piece of shit, rag on me.
Darwin: You deserved it.
Lexy: C'mon guys. Your girlfriends don't wanna see you like this.
Darwin: Whatever.
Lexy: We're here so shut up, both of you.
Gumball: See ya, Lexy.
Lexy: See ya bitches!
*Drives away*
Carrie: Your sister is cool.
Darwin: *sigh* Thanks.
Penny: So, where you wanna go in the Forest today?
Gumball: I don't know.
Darwin: I could give 0 shits.
Carrie: What's wrong Darwin-
Darwin: Well-
*Gumball blocks Darwin's mouth so nobody hears him explain about the porn incident*
Darwin: And that's why I'm a little upset.
Carrie: Oh...Kay.
Penny: We can go to the waterfall.
Gumball: That would be great.
Darwin: Okay. Waterfall.
Carrie: This is fucking huge.
Gumball: I know what else is fucking hu-
*Darwin elbows him*
Darwin: Shut up dude.
Penny: *Giggles*
Darwin: Wow it's even cooler close up.
Gumball: Usually there's stuff behind waterfalls in movies.
Carrie: Why not check it out.
Penny: Who first?
Gumball: I nominate Darwin cause he's a fucking fish.
Darwin: Whatever man.
*Goes through waterfall*
Darwin: I'm fine. You guys come through on the left.
Gumball: Please ladies. I got this. *Jumps through the waterfall and lands on a spiky rock.* Fuck that hurts!
Darwin: Sorry, I meant my left. He deserved that though.
Gumball: Why are you fucking killing me?
Carrie: *Laughs*
Penny: You are being kind of a douche, Gumball.
Darwin: Organic Fuckboy.
Gumball: Ouch.
Darwin: You know what Gumball? You deserved that.
Penny: Why does he deserve it?
Darwin: Do you wanna tell her or should I?
Gumball: Kill- Yourself-
Darwin: Probably means he wants me to tell.
Carrie: Tell Penny what?
Darwin: He's been masturbating in his room to try to get a larger Dick.
*Same look that Lexy gave them*
Penny: That's- really considerate...
Darwin: Really?
Penny: If he wants to go as far as too watch porn for me, then he respects me as his girlfriend.
Darwin: Oh. I just thought you would find that weird.
Carrie: You don't masturbate?
Darwin: I don't have sperm yet.
Penny: You, a ten year old that repeatedly has sex with a ghost, think it's weird to watch sex?
Darwin: No, I guess I was just traumatized from the fact that I was sleeping, and he was doing it like 5 feet away from me.
Penny: Okay, that is a little questionable.
Gumball: Whoops.
Darwin: Sorry I judged you bro.
Gumball: It's cool.
Carrie: Ok, let's finish exploring this cave.
Darwin: Actually, I'm a little tired. I think I'm done for today.
Carrie: That's cool, we can postpone till tomorrow.
Darwin: Awesome.
*In the car*
Lexy: How was your day?
Gumball: Great.
Lexy: Cool, but mom's kind of mad.
Gumball: Fuck. Why?
Lexy: Why would you put your sperm in the trash where she can smell it?
Gumball: I was in a hurry, okay? Damn it.
Lexy: Well you're in trouble.
Gumball: Great.
*End*
Holy crap that was short,
And you know what else is short,
My term memory,
What was I saying again?
Oh, Right
Don't get in a fight,
I know this,
Will offend,
But I don't want to be,
On the wrong end,
Of this argument you will propose,
But feel free as I will oppose.
But seriously guys, I'm drowning in happiness,
Drowning in it.
Help- Me-
Hearts From Azaze