Legolas put a hand on his shoulder
While Frodo grew hard as a boulder
Then he paid his slut,
Drove a sword through his gut,
And now Frodo will grow no older.
There once was a hobbit named Pip
Who gave Leggy's shirt quite a rip
The elf stabbed him in hate,
But then asked, "what's your rate?"
And slid over the hobbit's left hip.
Aragorn didn't know at the time
He bent over to pick up a dime
Legolas would advance
While shedding his pants
And then killing him after this rhyme.
The old man hummed a tune in his head
While the blonde elf's pants he did shed
Little did the elf know,
When it started to snow,
That Gandalf the Grey would be dead.
Gimli the dwarf had an ass
T'was the envy of many a lass
He'd be killed by an elf
Who was handsome himself
And his blood went all over the grass
Sam was a hobbit with fears
Which had only grown over the years
Leggy killed him one day
But then had hell to pay
When poor Frodo just burst into tears
Boromir was a man with a lust
Have leggy the elf thus he must
Leggy to his delight
Did not even fight
But then splattered his blood in the dust
Merry the hobbit was buff
Even though he was always short stuff
Leggy killed him one night
After they had a fight
And then said "Ha! So you think you're tough?"
Legolas was a tormented soul
Who never again would be whole
He said his goodbye
Looked up to the sky
And now he's the food for a mole.