*There is nothing but a dark room with all the LoZ characters*
Zelda: What's going on?
Hylia: I don't know. Who said that? Your voice is somewhat familiar…
Zelda: Give me a sec… *Takes out her refulgent light arrow* HYLIA?!
Hero's Shade: And I thought that I'd be able to finally rest in peace…
Link: *stares*
Hero's Shade: Son! You're here too!
Postman: Oh, Link, I have a letter for y-
*door slams open and spotlight appears, revealing a teenage girl with straight brown hair, brown eyes, a face that very slightly resembles Zelda's, jeans, a Link t-shirt from the Symphony of the Goddesses, and tennis shoes.*
?: WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER LEGEND OF ZELDA DARE SHOW! There are many dare shows, but I'm pretty certain that this the first ever dare show about LoZ. Call me Zelda! I'm the host.
Princess Zelda: …But that's my name!
ACZelda: Oh, right. To prevent confusion, call me ACZelda. Anyway, you guys must be confused due to the lack of dare show fanfictions in Hyrule or wherever you come from. Let me explain: the readers tell you to do something or for something to happen to you, and you have to obey! And it's rarely going to be enjoyable for you… *evil grin*
Demise: ...And why should we listen to you? *Beep* this, I'm out. *Starts walking to the door*
ACZelda: Because I'm the author. I can do what I want. *points at Demise, causing him to fly back to his seat and slam against the ground*
ACZelda: Luckily, we already got some dares! I'll see you in chapter 2.
Everyone else: *groan*
ACZelda: Oh, I almost forgot! We have a few co-hosts. Meet Leia!
*A slightly taller girl with cinna-bun hair walks in. She looks a bit similar to ACZelda. She is wearing glasses and a shirt reading 'Han shot first'. She also has white boots with a small wedge heel.*
Leia: Hey guys! Honestly, I'm a bit out of my element here, but I was told that we were coming to see another princess. Hello, Princess Zelda, is it? My friend is such a huge fan of your's, you have no idea-
ACZelda: *Coughs* Not the time Leia, and besides, the character I fangirl the most over is someone else.
Leia: Sorry. *Winks at Zelda and mouths "Link fangirl"* Anyway, I have a thing for truth or dare. Normally, I'm the one making dares, but last time that didn't end so well. Chewie was pink for a week. So I'll let fan-er, ACZelda over here do the talking. See you in chapter two!
ACZelda: We also have another co-host but I don't see her anywhere... Well, we'll move on without her.