Things I am Not Allowed to Do in Victorian England
Rule 0-Since I know that this list is more likely to encourage you to make the same mistakes my friends and I did rather than discourage you from it. It would be a good idea to see the Undertaker about measurements for your coffin. You will more than likely need it.
Rule 1- saying that you are the love child of Grell and Sebastian is highly discouraged…by everyone.
Rule 2- Do not use having the same name as your friend to postpone doing your job.
Sebastian: "Addiena Please do the Laundry."
Addiena and Addilynne: "Which Addiena?"
Sebastian: **Twitch** "Grrr."
Addilynne: "Maybe you should just call me Addilynne…"
Sebastian: "Grrr."
Damian: "Uh, Mr. Sebastian, Sir… your Demonic Aura's showing…"
Sebastian: **Turns to Damian** "Grrr."
Ciara: **See this and runs for her life**
Rule 3- Grell impersonation contests are strictly Prohibited at Phantomhive Manor.
Damian: "Bassie! Oh Bassie!"
Addiena: "Not so fast! DEATH!" **Strikes up Grell's Death Pose** "She's not supposed to die until tomorrow!"
Sebasian: "Get. To. Work."
Addilynne and Ciara: "But we didn't do anything!"
Sebastian: "Exactly…"
Addilynne and Ciara: "Boo."
Rule 4- Just because he is called the Queen's Guard Dog, does not mean that I can tell Ciel to "Sit", "Stay", "Roll over", or "Play Dead".
Rule 5- Not all redheads with chainsaws are Grell Sutcliff.
Addilynne: "Sebastian said to remove the trees Finny killed… This chainsaw should make that easy!"
Addiena: "Ack! It's Grell Sutcliff!"
Damian **Hopeful** and Sebastian **Annoyed**: "Where!"
Addiena: "There!" **Points**
Damian **Disapointed** Sebastian **Relieved**: "Oh…It's just Addilynne…"
Rule 6- The "To-Die" list does not work like a Death Note.
Addiena: **Grabs Grell's "To Die" list and writes Addilynne's name down on it.**
Grell: **Sings** "That's not going to work!"
Addiena: "Wha…"
**The ink spelling "Addiena Lynne Wraith" vanishes.**
Addiena: **Disappointed** "Oh." **Curious** "How did you know that wouldn't work?"
Grell: "She tried the samething with your name yesterday…"
Addiena: "What!"
Rule 7- Don't leave Addilynne and Lizzy alone in the same room…EVER!
**Ciara, Ciel, Grell, Damian, Addiena, and Sebastian walk into the Mansion and are greeted by…**
Finnian, Meyrin, and Bardroy ** Tied up in decorative ribbons used for wrapping presents**: "Young Master, Mr. Sebastian, Miss Addiena, Mr. Damian, Miss Ciara! HELP US!
Addiena and Sebastian: "Too much cuteness…"
Damian and Grell: "too much pink…"
Ciara: "Must-"
Ciel: "-Gouge-
Ciara: "-Eyes-"
Ciel: "-Out."
Sebastian: "Addiena, Please fix this…"
Addiena: "But…"
Sebastian: "Or you will go without dinner…"
Addiena: "But…"
Sebastian: "Forever."
Addiena: "Fine."
Rule 8- If it was not around in the 19th century it won't work in the 19th century.
Rule 9- Telling Grell that "regardless of his hair color he's still a blond" is pointless… He's too blond to get it.
Rule 10- Referring to Ronald Knox as Alfred F. Jones is also pointless… as Hetalia won't be invented until 2006.
Rule 11- For the same reason as the above, making Harry Potter References to William T. Spears is just plain stupid.
Addilynne: "What! It was Funny!"
Addiena: "He didn't get it!"
Addilynne: "That's what made it funny!"
Rule 12- No, if William Spears is shivering it doesn't make him William "Shake" Spears.
Rule 13- I am not aloud to teach Grell the Lyric's to "Only Girl" by Rihanna and tell him that It's says "the Only Grell in the World".
Grell **Dressed in a red dress and singing**: I want you to love me like I'm a hot ride
Be thinkin' of me, doin' what you like
So boy, forget about the world 'cause it's gon' be me and you tonight
I wanna make your bed for ya, then I'ma make you swallow your pride.
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only Grell in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only Grell in the world.
Sebastian** Walks into the room and sees Grell**: "ADDIENA CERULEA SPECTRE!"
Addiena: EEEP! **Runs**
Rule 14- We are not aloud to call Alois Trancy "The Creepy Blond Kid Who's Stalking Ciel"…
Rule 15- Even if it's true.