I have put a lot of time and effort into this fiction, trying to make it as perfect as possible. I'm still unsure of it...but I'm happy enough with the results to post it for the world to see. This is my first stab at a threesome sort of lemon. I'm scared of my mind and how it works sometimes. lol

Warning!: This is not appropriate for children or those of the child like mind. This is a fully fledged threesome lemon! That means boyxgirlxboy sex! I do not want to be at fault or held responsible for corrupting an innocent mind. This is the workings of a very deranged mind.

Don't say I didn't warn you...

What Happens...

Chapter 1


She groaned as another shot was placed before her, the dark haired bartender winking not so subtly at her as he cleaned out a glass from the other side of the bar. They had been at the bar since it was still light out and though they had started out slow, the group of rowdy women had quickly picked up on their alcohol consumption as the day turned into night and were all being the stereotypical, attention craving group of single drunk women you would normally see at a bar.

Only one had really taken her time up until this point and was only feeling a slight exciting buzz. Though they had offered to buy her her rounds. Sure, she would take them up on it once she felt up to it. She was feeling rather nostalgic at the moment, spinning the little decorative umbrella in her pina colada drink that she had been sipping on for the last five minutes.

She had lost her job. She barely had any money left in her savings. She was broke. Might as well make the most out of one of her last nights in the city, or at least that was what her friends kept repeating to her.

You need to go out with a bang!

This night is going to be a night to remember!

The greatest night of your life!

"Akariiiii!" One of her friends sang out, wrapping a sluggish arm around her and rubbing their cheeks in a irking sort of way. "Girl, you better down that shot I just bought you! Lighten up! Have fucking fun! That's what tonight is all about!"

The brunette smiled at her friend weakly before grabbing the large shot of who knows what and downed it in one gulp. She instantly knew what it was just from the sweet taste of the liquor. Soco, without a doubt it was Southern Comfort. Her friends meant to knock her on her ass by the end of the night. She probably wouldn't even remember who she was. Just fucking awesome.

"You need another drink!" The girl cheered.

"Maybe in a little bit..." She muttered in return as her throat and chest burnt from the strong shot.

"You need to loosen up some times. You're such a tight ass all the time. It's no fun... All work and no play makes Akari a dull girl you know."

"Did you seriously just steal that from The Shining?" She deadpanned.

"Mayhaps... but seriously Akari! You need to go out there and have some fun! Lets go dance or play beer pong...or something!"

Beer pong didn't sound so terrible...

"You know what she needs?" Another girl called loudly from two seats over, leaning towards the two and smirking suggestively. "Akari needs to get laid!"

"What...?" Her face dropped into a blank stare.

"Yup! You heard me! You need some man loving! You need to be thoroughly jumped and romped! Some fun fun fun between the sheets! Some-"

Akari's eyes widened as her friend continued shouting loudly over the music of the bar before finally diving across the lap of her blond friend, causing said blond to shriek loudly then giggle hysterically, to smack her hand over the others mouth. She glared daggers at the giggling girl and hissed, "Alright alright, we get it Chelsea."

There seemed to be understanding in the long haired brunettes azure eyes, so she pulled away and Chelsea let out an irritated sigh, staring down at her drink for a moment. Her face leaning on her hand as she gazed at the liquor in thought. Akari sat up straight in her chair, staring down at her own fruity coconut drink. She leaned forward, sucking some of the tasty alcohol from the long pink straw. As long as she had this pina colada in front of her, she didn't care about the obnoxiously drunk girls around her, she was in heaven.

"But seriously, how long has it been for you Akari?"

The girls eyebrow twitched slightly out of her irritation and she gripped the edge of the bar before turning to look at the brunette, a fire in her chestnut colored eyes. "I don't see why that's any of your business!"

"Oh come on Akari!" The blond finally muttered out, her eyes flashing into a glare at her friend. Claire had always been the closest to Akari, she knew her better then the others. She guessed you could call her a best friend, or the closest thing to it. They had also known each other the longest, the other two they had met in the office that they all worked in.

But in a few short days, Akari would no longer be employed. She would be packing her bags and preparing to leave town for a new life, a new home way out in the middle of no where. She wouldn't know anyone...she would have to start her life all over. And in a way, that was what scared her the most.

She had seen a brochure in a newspaper she had bought on her way home from work yesterday, the day she had been given the news that she was being shit canned. She had planned on looking in the classifieds and seeing if there were any openings for any jobs, but when she had unfolded the black and white print paper it had slid out and onto the floor.

~Wonderful Ranch Brochure~

"A wonderful life on wonderful Waffle Island awaits you..."

That sounded like it was just what she needed. A wonderfully new life...

Maybe it had been some weird twist of fate but the picture on the cover had caught her eye instantly. It was a well drawn picture of a beautiful island, the bluest ocean water surrounding it and a cloud free sky that included a sun smiling down warmly, and she bent over and picked it up with a need to know what was inside. A curiosity.

It didn't take much longer for her to decide she needed to call the number that was listed, that she needed to speak to this 'Hamilton', that she needed this new sort of life. The moment she got home, she was dialing the number on the brochure. Her purse thrown carelessly to the floor, newspaper on the couch all but forgotten about the moment they left her arms.

An older man's voice had picked up on the opposite end. "Pleasure to speak to you! This is Mayor Hamilton of Waffle Town, you have called the real estate line how may I help you?" He had a velvety voice and she could vaguely hear the twinkle of youth in it. There was an eloquence, like he had lived his life as an upper class citizen. But most of all, it was joyful, full of an enthusiasm like she had never heard before. It was...endearing.

Sighing, she looked down at her hands awkwardly, lacing her fingers together as she muttered out quietly, "T-two years..."

"Two years!" The long haired brunette exclaimed, smacking her hand on the bar in front of her. "How the hell have you lasted two whole fucking years? Bartender can you get my friend another shot please of whatever she had last time? She needs to get shit faced right this instant!"

"Sure thing." He only said in reply, a smirk on his handsome face before walking towards the other end of the bar to make her shot and take more orders.

Akari groaned and ran her hand down her face in her irritation. "It's not that bad guys. Plus you know...I just don't do that...not with just anybody anyways. I haven't been with anyone since Tony...I just haven't had the time."

"Either your an angel from heaven or you have sex toys somewhere." Chelsea replied, her face blank. Her strong words made Akari flush, she could feel her face heating. Chelsea was gorgeous...and she knew it...and she liked to have sex. Akari supposed she couldn't blame her, it was just annoying when someone else judged you on your own personal choices because it didn't match theirs.

With sex came love for Akari, they just went hand in hand. It was a plain and simple motto that she went by. She didn't want to have meaningless one night stands or be thrown aside after a quick romp. She wanted there to be feelings involved, deeply attached feelings.

"I might. But you'll never find them." She smirked at her friend. A shot was placed nonchalantly in front of her as she was speaking.

Claire went to open her mouth when a third brunette bounded over to the group, her cheeks stained pink and a wide grin plastered over her face. "Oh my gosh you guys! Why didn't we come here more often? This place is so much fun! The guys are so nice! There was this one guy, right? Well, he offered to help me into the bathroom when I had to pee! And then he asked me to dance! Then...and then his friends wanted to dance! So we were all dancing! They were sooo nice!" She gushed.

"Were they hot?"

The pig tailed brunette stared at them for a moment, a finger going to her lips in quiet contemplation and her eyes went distant. Two of the three seated girls waited in anticipation, leaning towards her as the third seemed to take a sudden interest in her fruity drink. Fact was, Akari could care less. Regardless, minutes seemed to stretch into hours before she grinned drunkenly and shrugged. "I don't remember! Isn't that silly?"

Chelsea shook her head, "Tina listen, we have to get Akari seriously laid tonight. You know how long its been since she's had sex? It's been fucking two-"

"Chelsea! Come on guys...I'm really not interested in that sort of-"

"Shut up and down your shot, hussy."

Akari pouted but did as the glaring cerulean eyed girl told her to and picked up her next shot of Soco, downing it quickly and feeling her head beginning to spin.

"Why don't we look for her then if she's going to be shy?" Tina suggested, an innocent smile playing at her lips. Tina was sweet, and a little air headed, but sweet. She was the type who refused to let a friend down, she was always there and would do anything for a friend in need. She had a big heart in her little body and Akari supposed that was what she loved about Tina the most. The fact that she was the type of person who would save a kitten from a tree or give a homeless man five dollars.

A devilish smirk rose over the other two girls faces. Those two on the other hand... "That is a brilliant idea Tina! You always have been reliable."

She smiled, "I try."

Akari slammed her head onto the bar as her three friends began to scan the bar. They were pointing and gasping and conspiring and they were being very drunkenly obnoxious about it. Every now and then they'd think they found a perfect man but either he had a girl with him already (which Chelsea was fine with) or was gay (which Chelsea was once again fine with) or plainly looked much less attractive once he turned his face. Some they just didn't think would be good enough for their Akari. At least she could count on them for that, they wanted top quality man for her.

Akari thought they were finally giving up on their mission to torture her when one of her friends gasped, slapping her hand on the bar. The noise of the impact was ringing in her head when her friends words hit her hard like a ton of bricks.

"Oh look at that guy! Now he is hot!" Chelsea, the boy crazy one of the four smirked, nodding her head over towards the other end of the bar. "The peach haired one in the white button up. Uh wow Akari...I think he's actually looking at you..."

"Nah..." Akari replied. This had to be a scheme of hers, Akari waved her friend off as yet another Soco shot was placed in front of her. "And you guys are trying to kill me." She muttered, taking the shot and downing it.

"Well you're the only tipsy one here. That's no fun at all. You're being a total buzz kill Akari." Tina sighed before looking over to where Chelsea had pointed out the peach haired boy and her eyes nearly bugged out of their sockets. "Holy fu-" She cleared her throat and giggled nervously. "You're right Chelsea...but the blond boy next to him is absolutely gorgeous. Way too pretty...they just don't make guys like that anymore..."

Akari's eyes snapped up, a sudden curiosity twinkling in them. "What?"

"Oh, so now your interested?"

"Well Tina puts it much more eloquently..."

"Yeah yeah...whatever, over there you loser. Another Soco? Yes? I think so? Maybe two and then over to meet the hotties!"

So two more Socos were ordered and moments later two more Socos were placed in front of her. The girls cheered her on while she downed both shots and warmed her entire body. It tingled her to her very core and made her feel slightly light headed before Chelsea stood up and pulled her off of her bar stool. "He's still looking at you you know. I think his friend is looking now too. Go on and get them tiger!" She growled out before shoving the stumbling girl forward and towards the seated boys.

"You really think this is such a good idea?" Claire muttered to her as she returned to her stool, watching the brunette stumble off.

She shrugged in response, a sly smirk growing over her face. "What's the worse that can happen?"

If only she knew.

Akari turned her head back to glare at her three friends, all three grinning madly and waving her off or giving her a thumbs up. The only thing that she could register in her mind at the moment were two simple words.

Why me...?

She took a few steps forward as she scanned the general direction of the bar the other three had been gaping at only moments before. Her eyes meeting a pair of intrigued violet eyes. When she realized that they belonged to the man that her friends had been ogling at, she felt her entire face grow hot. He was actually staring at her! No, he was ogling her! But why the hell would he be ogling her when she had Chelsea and Claire around her. They were gorgeous, Akari saw herself as pretty darn plain.

She didn't have Claire's long flowing bleach blond hair and sun kissed skin. She would never have Chelsea's beautiful cerulean eyes. Her hair was cropped short and a bland chestnut color. Her eyes were tacky boring old brown, not even remotely a pretty brown. Just brown...like dirt. She couldn't do this, there was no freaking way in hell. This simply just wasn't her. Her heart was hammering so hard in her chest she thought it meant to burst out.

This was madness, insanity, but at the same time she couldn't stop her legs from moving forward. She wanted to meet them, she wanted to be near them. Her body was going haywire and there was nothing she could do about it. It was growing hyper sensitive to every little thing around her, making her hairs stand on end and a tingling sensation swell through her. With the mix of booze and a sudden need sparking in her, a curiosity fueled her and drove her on.

Each timid step in her black mary-jane pumps was becoming bolder and her hips began to sway in the short dress that Claire had forced onto her before they left her apartment. She wasn't sure if her mission was to befriend them or seduce them anymore. Her head was beginning to get funny, it was spinning and it was almost nauseating.

The way his eyes burned into her own, it made her feel like he was looking through her, it seared her, and made her feel even more vulnerable. If she hadn't drank those shots, she wouldn't have even gotten out of her seat and now she was make slow but steady steps towards these two men. The other was draining the last of his beer, the 'gorgeous blond'. Or so he had gotten the nick name from her friends, and God he was just that.

She was almost there, so close now, and all the people and the noises of the bar around her were fading into nothing as she stopped at the empty stool right next to the peach haired man. She didn't sit, but placed her hand against the bar, using it as support. He was now drinking from his own foamy mug of beer. He set the drink down roughly and turned to her, a lazy smirk plastered across his face.

The other tilted his head and was now looking at her too, his sea blue eyes staring at her. Though his eyes didn't hold the same fire as his counter part. He just seemed curious, but the peach haired man next to him seemed...enamored.

Akari was suddenly at a loss for words. The only sound she heard, the only sound in the world, was her beating heart.

The peach haired one rested his chin in his palm waiting for her to say something, when she didn't he tilted his head curiously. "Hm?" It was all he said, it was short and simple and strangely enough it had her face erupting in a flame of heat. She had to avert her eyes to her hands as she interlaced and unlaced them in her embarrassment. She had been gawking at him like he was some sort of eye candy.

Oh...my...God... they were right. She thought to herself, gazing between the two with widened eyes. They are extremely attractive...

"Hi." She muttered in embarrassment, unable to meet the attractive face of the peach haired one at first but only a moment later she lifted her chin and gave him a small smile. He was staring at her expectantly with those burning eyes, and it was too much. Her heart was squeezing in her chest and her lips began to tremble.

"Hey..." He slurred out, leaning back on the stool slightly, his eyes never leaving her face.

And she was looking at her hands again, all that sexy motivation all but evaporating with his smoldering gaze. She began to fiddle with the jewels that were around the skirt of the black dress. "I'm Akari..." She muttered out.

"What was that? Couldn't hear you over the noise. You'll have to speak up." His voice radiated the confidence that she lacked and it was written all over his handsome face as well.

"I saw you guys from over there!" There was more confidence this time as she thrust her thumb back to where she had been sitting and where her friends were probably still sitting and practically leaning out of their bar stools in anticipation. "I was just wondering...were you staring at me? My friends seemed to think so."

His smirk only widened, and what he did next made her gasp loudly, face flushing deeply. His hand was under her chin, cupping it and pulling it closer to his own face. The blond next to him turned slightly, curiously to see what exactly his more confident counter part had planned. This was supposed to be a fun get away for them. He had needed a get away and has needed one for quite some time now. He hadn't expected anything more then drinking and maybe a little gambling.

Not that he was complaining...

His ocean blue eyes widened as his friend began to speak, his voice deep and low. "Seeing as how I am thoroughly drunk I will answer your question honestly." He said softly, and despite the rowdiness of the bar around them Akari heard every word crystal clear. "From the moment I saw you...I haven't been able to take my damn eyes off of you."

And then his mouth was on hers, and it had her brain shutting down and her entire body stiffening but it was not unpleasant in any way. He tasted like beer but she was sure alcohol was strong on her tongue was well. Her eyes closed slowly as she stood there motionless, allowing this perfect stranger to kiss her harshly. One of his hands still roughly gripping her chin while the other snaked around her back and pressed her closer to him.

It had been so long since she had been kissed that she nearly melted against him despite the fact that she didn't even know his name. That was the last thing on her mind right now, the only thing that mattered in the moment was how good his hands felt on her and how amazing his soft lips felt pressed against hers. He nibbled her lower lip before pulling away, and in his eyes were burning so deeply that she knew at least one of the two possible missions were completed.

"Wanna get out of here?"

Throwing all caution out the window, a smirk rose over her own face, "Do I fucking ever."

It really hadn't taken long after that for the three to hit the streets and find a cab to take them back to the hotel that the two were staying at. Akari had been crammed in between the two handsome men and she was once again fiddling distractedly with her dress, her face flaming. The peach haired man was placing feather light touches across her thigh while the other gave her a small smile, his ocean blue eyes seemingly interested and intrigued by the way the night had panned out.

"We're not from around here." It was the first thing he had said. His voice was thoughtful, cool, airy in a way. He spoke as if he thought out each word long before he spoke them. There was a certain arrogance to his voice, a sauciness that she hadn't heard in the other ones voice. It did however lack the confidence and the fire, the need that the others had. "So we have a hotel, its alright. Nothing that special if you don't mind."

She could only shrug in response. Until they pulled in front of the hotel that he claimed was 'alright.'

"This is a five star hotel..." She deadpanned, her face falling into a blank stare. Alright my ass...

He only shrugged in response as he lead the way, the other ushering her forward.

The three stumbled into the hotel room as the door swung open roughly. The peach haired man was already in the process of pulling the skirt of her dress up her thighs while the blond tossed the keys on the small rectangular table against the wall. He seemed slightly hesitant and uncertain of what to do next but the other nodded his head in a 'get over here' sort of fashion.

And then the blond was behind her, and she felt his hands lightly press to her exposed thighs. The combination of his warm hands and the cool air conditioning of the luxurious hotel room causing her to shiver visibly.

The one in front of her was still pulling her dress up, hands fisted in the dark material and she looked over his shoulder and through the window of the suite. She couldn't meet his smoldering gaze, she felt like if she did that she would becoming completely lost in it.

His thumbs were lightly caressing her sides as he slid the dress up and he leaned forward to nip at her jaw line. It wasn't affectionate or passionate...or anything that she had been used to in her past relationship. It was rough and harsh and full of such an intense need that she had never realized there could be in a person.

And now her dress was completely yanked off her form, revealing her ample breasts and the curves of her pale body to both of their gazes, one hungry and the other still uncertain. It seemed between the two the red head would lead and the blond would follow. Really, it didn't matter to her. Nothing much mattered except for the hands that were exploring her every curve. She had followed them without knowing their names or where they came from...without knowing a thing. But that was the curse, the consequence of drinking far too much alcohol in one night.

She didn't care.

When an index finger trailed lazily over her sensitive nipple she couldn't help but to gasp and arch into the violet eyed man who only chuckled in response. Her nipples were already peaked, swollen, and begging for more. She wasn't sure if she would be able to handle just one of these men, but two...she might just die. Quite literally be plunged into such a insane amount of pleasure that it would result in death. Granted it would be the most amazing death that she could dream of.

She wondered if anyone had ever literally died from pleasure before.

With just the small amount of sanity she had left, her voice squeaked out breathlessly. "A-Are you sure?"

They were both silent for a moment, the only thing she could hear in the large room was her labored breathing. The blonds hands were moving up her hips, fingertips just barely brushing her skin as he seemed to pick up some of his wits. The smooth hands moved higher and higher until they cupped her breasts, squeezing them causing her head to fall backwards and onto his slender shoulder.

The other's hands were simultaneously making their way down, running over her smooth stomach and stopping above her swollen jewel like clit where pubic hair would have been if she had not shaved it. His lips curved up into that same shameless smirk she had seen him wear many many times in one night and he dipped down, lips barely grazing the shell of her ear as he whispered something that made her face flush and eyes widen.

"You know what they say, what happens in the city stays in the city."

Oh, if only things were truly that simple.


I know I'm evil and demented...leaving it at such a cliffy. Don't shoot me you got a little lime! Next chapter I will kill myself trying to force out the lemony threesome goodness. I must have fretted more over this chapter then I have anything in my freaking life!

Special thanks to my beta, Naty17, you are awesome!