I DONT OWN BATTLEFIELD: BAD COMPANY (well i do but the console version)

THESE ARE NOT MY CHARACTERS THEY ARE EA'S (electronic arts)

please read and review please thanks

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Chapter 1 - Haggard and his truckasaurus rex

Sweetwater, Preston and Sarge were all sitting down on the beach, joking and reminising about the time in B-company. Sweetwater was counting the gold that they had hid very well from the army.

"hey sarge i think you have enough gold here to go on that fishing trip that you were talking about while were out at war" Sweetwater said

"uh yeah i can see that sweetwater" he replied

"umm guys wheres haggard?" asked preston

"he's probably out looking for his truckasaurus rex that he would shut up about" sarge replied with a chuckle

"i suppose your right, anyway sweetwater hows everything? Your wounds ok?" he replied and asked sweetwater

"ah not too bad to be honest they still hurt from time to time...whats that noise?" he answered and listened to the noise in the distance that was getting closer

"haggard" they all said with a sigh

haggard rolled in driving a military truck and a huge grin on his face, they all knew that what ever it was that he was about to tell them wasnt going to be a surprise.

"YEEHAW!! hey guys guess what ive just gone and bought myself?"Haggard said as he jumped out of the truck

"umm maybe truckasaurus rex?" preston answered with everyone else sniggering as haggards face dropped

"oh preston you had to go ruin it didn't you, oh well heres a picture for you to admire" he said and handed out the pictures to the others

"haggard this isn't truckasaurus rex this is a jeep" sweetwater pointed out with a smirk on his face

"haha he's right haggard this is a jeep are you sure you bought truckasaurus rex?" sarge said laughing

"yeah but...oh he gave me the wrong pictures darn it, i mean can you blame me i was in a hurry so i could tell you guys" he took the pictures back and felt rather stupid but that feeling was nothing new to him

"with some of the things we've seen you do haggard we can't blame you" sarge said sympathising with him "hey why don't we all go on a fishing trip, my treat, after all i can afford it." he continued

So they went to get all the equipment they needed and went out to sea and had a good day of fishing. Haggard failed to catch anything, sweetwater caught three but sarge and preston were way ahead of the compitition and caught 15 each and with all those fish they were feeling rather cocky but they were always the best in B-company.