Gollum looked into the deep dark water. He stared at his reflection.
"We was looking in the mirror, trying to find, a new reflection" he rasped.
"Wanna take the road, let's travel down, a different direction." He looked away from the water, and into the pitch black darkness.
"Make some new mistakes, forget the ones I've made." He felt his pocket, where his precious used to sit.
"Cry some tears of joy, and dress more like a boy" he looked down at his shabby little loincloth.
"And we comes back as a BLONDE" he pictured himself in a Taylor swift wig. He looked good.
"Try a different lipstick on" he felt his cracked lips.
"As a blonde, we is gonna do whatever we want" he imagined himself getting his precious back and marrying her.
"We'll be ever so enticing, take a lot of icing, never have to watch our weight" he poked his thin stomach sadly.
"Yeah when we're gone, we're gonna come back as a blonde" he stared wistfully into the caves. He stood up and walked towards the catacombs and continued his little song.
"We wanna meets ourself, as someone else, just to see what it feels like" he picked up a goblin bone and threw it into the lake.
"Take a walk, on the other side, cos you know that we just might" he hopped into his little boat, and rowed towards the opposite bank.
"Break some different hearts, finish what we start." He hummed as he paddled along,
"We're not gonna wait, to mess around with fate" he triumphantly climbed out of the boat.
"We is gonna come back as a BLONDE!" He cringed as he hit the high notes.
"Try a different lipstick on, as a blonde, we're gonna do whatever we want." He climbed up the wall.
"We'll be ever so enticing, take a lot of icing, never have to watch our weight, yeah when we're gone, we're gonna come back as a blonde." He held on with one had and hung off the ceiling.
"We're tainted, we're tired, of being the same. we're desperate, we're bored, we're begging for change." His grip started to slip. He held on tighter.
"What if you're normal and wanna be strange? We're gonna come back, come back, come back, as a-" he let go and fell down into the water below. He landed with a splash. Then all of a sudden he emerged out of the water, flicking the little hair he had, and singing, "BLONDE!"
"Try a different lipstick on,
As a blonde,
We're gonna do whatever we want!" He paddled to shore.
"We'll be ever so enticing,
Take a lot of icing,
Never have to watch our weight,
Yeah when we're gone,
We're gonna come back as a-" he stumbled ashore.
"BLONDE!
Wave our magic wand,
As a blonde,
Will we gets what we wants?" He challenged the walls.
"We'll be ever so enticing,
Down a lot of ice cream,
Never even wipe our face,
Yeah when we're gone..." He faded off, staring yet again into the bleak darkness.
"We're gonna come back, as a blonde." He trailed off so the last word was barely a whisper. The cave was yet again silent.