What's up brochachos? let me make this clear, I DONT OWN ANYTHING BUT THE DALLAS FAMILY! I don't own south park, as much as I want to. Kay? Anyways, I hope you like XD. And picture Jane as Carrie Underwood lookin'. AAANNNNDDDD... ummm yeah. Comment?

The girl walked to her blue bulky truck, that was in good condition, her breath fogged from the cold as she hugged her coat to her body, she sat in the stiff drivers seat after throwing her bag the passenger. She gently put the key in the ignition, turning it, then putting the stick to the small glowing 'D'. Driving to her new school, she watched the road with focused eyes. Finding a perfect spot in the parking lot, she parked with ease.

Eyes fled to the expensive car, guys eyes filled with lust as they watched the beautiful girl step out of the car. Most girls eyes carried envy, some carried desperation to become friends. The blond grabbed her bag and walked into the school, eyes glued and studying the organized paper with her classes on it. She made her way through the crowded halls to find a staff member or a principles room. Her green eyes finally noticed the different stares that were shot at her.

"You must be new." A kind voice said to her, she looked to find a set of green eyes, not unlike hers, "My names Kyle, do you need help?"

A rush of relief rushed over the lost girl and she let out a thankful sigh, "Yes, thank you so much, do you mind telling me where the principle's office is, Doll?" Her country accent flowed.

Kyle blushed, "Down the hall to the left, big sign, can't miss it." He smiled.

She hugged him, kissed his cheek and started towards the office, but she spun on her heels, "Jane." She said and started on her way again. 'He was nice' Jane thought as she knocked on the labeled door she found thanks to the kind boy. She opened after a muffled 'come in' was said. Jane was greeted by a blonde haired woman behind a desk.

"Hello, I needed my schedule." Juliet said cautiously, walking to the desk.

"What's your name sweet heart?"

"Jane Dallas."

The woman behind the desk searched through a neat stack of papers and retrieved one that said her name in bold letters. She handed it to the waiting teenager and went back to paper work. Jane muttered a 'thanks' and walked to the first class on the list. Math. Her least favorite subject. The loud ringing of the bell screeched through the halls, making kids flow through the halls compacted like ants. Jane walked to the unfamiliar halls, finding her class a few minutes before the bell. She handed her schedule to the old woman at the front of class and was pointed to an empty desk. When she turned back to the desks, all the students were silent as they sat in their seat, eyes glued to her. So quiet she could only hear the light taps of her flats as the lightly hit the ground.

"This is Jane, say hi class." The old teacher ordered more then asked.

"Hi Juliet" The class said in sync.

"Hello." She said as she sat down, setting down her bag.

"A country girl, that's hot." A boy whispered to a friend.

"She's cute." Another said.

"Think she's easy?" Another.

"No way she looks like she has class."

"I go for some green eyes."

Jane blushed and looked down at her desk, caving her flushed face in hair. A kind black haired boy glared at vulgar comments made about the girl were made. He glanced to the girl sitting right next to him. She felt his gaze burn into the side of her head and peaked threw her locks.

"Hi." Jane whispered.

"H-hi." He stumbled on his words because he got caught.

"What's your name sweet heart?" She looked at him fully.

"Stan." He whispered, thankful they sat in the back of the room.

Jane shot him a smile and reverted her attention to the front of the class, but Stan stared at the beauty through the corner of his eyes. Jane's mind had a hard time focusing, she had the worse attention span.

'I could really go for some apple pie.' She thought.

'I mean I bet Windy wanted to leave me for Token anyways.' Stan thought.

'Does the teacher know that she has a camel toe?'

'She is a dime, she seems nice, and beautiful. More than a pretty face.'

'I wonder if Tead's having a good day in his new elementary school?"

The bell sounded again, kids rushed out, eager to get out. Jane took her time packing her note-book back in her bag. Stan looked at her one last time and left to his next class. Jane stood and studied her schedule once again. She found her locker and tried the combination. Got it on her second time. She stuffed unneeded things that weighed her down in the locker and closed it, making her way to the next class.

A lot of people introduced themselves to her throughout the day, she struggled to remember them all. Jane couldn't forget the charming set of blue eyes though. Stan. She was invited to a table filled with cheerleaders earing her to be on the team. Not her forte, but wont hurt to try. She made her way to her car, sighing after a long day. She shivered and did the regular preparation to start her car. She drove past a couple, a twisting feeling quenched at her heart. Stan had his arm wrapped around a black haired girl, she just rolled her eyes.

"Typical." Jane mumbled as she drove to her house.

Arriving at her big house Jane unlocked the door and trudged through the empty house. Her little brother had an hour left of school, and her parents were at work. She threw her backpack out her window and laid down on her bed.

"I HATE SCHOOL!" She screamed at no one.

'Ding dong'

Who the deuce is at the door? I bet you can't guess, just kidding. I CLIFF HUNG YOU! haha, sorry.