My Little Parody: Friendship is Badass
Prologue: Character Description
Alright guys. It's me, the legend itself. Please read all of this before continuing. (well, at least the bottom part. It's kind of important) I thought this would be really fun to do. Basically my plan is to write the whole entire My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic TV show and turn it into something hilarious and, well... A tad bit more M rated. I hope you guys enjoy this. So, basically all of the characters aren't exactly like they are in the show. Well, that is the Mane 6 at least. Check it out below this if you'd like. This time, I'm really going to try to follow through with this. I don't know if you've noticed, but the only story I can really continue to write is, "The Legacy of Gage" which involves my OC, but in this, there will be no OC's what-so-ever. Also, because this is M rated, I can write my style. And by that, I mean cussing, vulgar, all the good stuff. Well, anyways, here is the characters personality changes.
Twilight Sparkle - Arrogant, Mouthy, and Powerful.
She represents the element of Badassness, if that's even a word. She doesn't really give a fuck about much, except reading her books all night and
day. Most people think she's a total dick, but she tends to keep it to herself. Most of the time. She definately looks down on everyone and is the very
definition of pride itself. However, she does have many things to be proud of. She is one of the most magical ponies ever!
Applejack - Drunk, Hardworking, and Drunk.
She represents the elements of Alcohol. She spends about half of her life and money on Beer, Vodka, and Whiskey. She is constantly drunk and if
she's not, she doesn't like to talk very much at all. Despite this, she works constantly on her apple orchard, (which usually she just makes the apples
into Applejack Daniels) and no matter how hungover she is, she will work her ass of, until her liver tells her to stop.
Rainbow Dash - Funny, Thinks she's hot shit, and crazy.
She represents the element of Fame. She is the fastest flying motherfucker in all of Equestria, or at least that's what she thinks. She always thinks
she's better than the average pony. She always does stupid things though that usually get her in trouble.
Rarity - Sexy, Naughty, and Bitchy. She represents the elements of Sexiness. Rarity is the hottest of all the bitches and she knows it. She sleeps
around quite a bit, and has even been known to, well, swing for the same team sometimes. Even with her main 5 friends. She still is rather generous
and works on many different kinds of dresses, including sexual apparel.
Pinkie Pie - High, strung out, and totally chill as fuck (when she's not on Cocaine that is)
She represents the elements of Drugs. Pinkie Pie is the town junkie and always supplies the whole town of Ponyville with drugs. "Nothing harder
than LSD! EVER!" She say's, which shows us that even she has standards. Because of her constant drug use, she is actually pretty powerful. She
expanded her mind so much she knows the future. (thats how the Pinkie sense was developed.
Fluttershy - Quiet, Evil, and Insane.
She represents the element of murder. She does away with her victims quietly, and because of her innocent appearance, is never EVER convicted of
murder. It's a good idea not to fuck with Shy, because she will fuck with you and some. Whenever she's not ripping her target's heart out, she cares
for her animals and is usually pleasant to be around. Just watch what you have to say around her AT ALL TIMES!
Well, how does that sound. Those mane 6 will replace the soft gentle ones you know and love. It'll be one hell of a ride. No doubt this will be funny as fuck huh?
Ah shit! I knew I was going to have to do this. Okay listen up! DISCLAMER: I don't own shit. You got that? This is me trying to write a funny ass story, and keep my writing skills sharp. Another thing. I know if I say this, it still won't fucking matter, but I don't want to hear it about how shitty this story is. I don't wanna fucking deal with shit that says, "How dare you make my favorite pony, Rarity and turn her into a slut" Dont wanna fucking hear it at all. This is intended for your reading pleasure only. This is for laughing purposes only. Go do something else if you have a problem with this. Do I make myself clear?
And let me tell you something right now, 1 chapter of this takes about 5 straight hours of hard work. That doesn't include proofreading it and editing it, but I do have the first chapter done okay? I'll be putting it up tonight. For more updates, please review okay?
GREAT! Now, read on and watch the madness unfold.