Dear Fanfiction

by Ramblesx

"...Because Katniss doesn't want to be arrested for bestiality from fans shipping Katniss/Buttercup, because there is no way Effie would ever allow Preffie Sneffie to happen, because Peeta is fed up with being labeled as gay, and because no character wants to be shipped with an OC named sparkle." The characters from HG have a LOT to say to fanfiction writers. This won't end well.

1. Chapter 1

Dear Fanfiction,

It may have been hinted that in an alternate universe I might have ended up with Gale Hawthorne, President Snow, Cato, Thresh, Marvel, and even for Haymitch for Panem's sake. But seriously people? Buttercup? As in Prim's cat? Sorry to disappoint, but I don't particularly want to get arrested for bestiality.

From a-very-creeped-out;

Katniss Everdeen.

. . .

A/N: Yes, I realize that there are many 'Dear Fanfictions' out there, but I really wanted to try one for Hunger Games. Just for laughs, nothing serious. R&R!