A/N: Hey peoples! I bet this is kind of weird, me showing up all of a sudden after I kind of disappeared . Wow, that was probably the biggest run-on sentence in the world. Oh well, I'm making my comeback with some fresh, Halloween comedy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. If I did, Jacob would have ended up with me at the end of Breaking Dawn.

Chapter 1 - Jasper The Party Pooper

It was that time of year again. Time when all of the neighborhood children dress up in costumes, scurry from house to house, and collect their candy. When people throw decorative parties, spend time with the one they love, or just plain scare the crap out of people. But for some, it's absolutely no big deal at all. Nothing unusual or momentous, just an ordinary day like any other. It was exactly this way for Jasper Hale.

Jasper's POV

Uggh! I swear, Emmett had to be the biggest idiot on the face of the earth! Thanks to him, I am now wearing pink underwear. Long story, don't ask. Worst part was THEY WERE MY FAVORITE SPONGEBOB ONES!! He will pay! If it's the last thing I do, he will PAY!

Anyways, I tried to calm myself down by doing something productive with my time. I picked up the book Alice had bought me for my birthday. It was pretty thick, and didn't look like it would be very interesting, but she would get upset if I didn't read it. As I was torturing myself with all of the works of English philosophers of the early fourteenth century, Alice came skipping down the stairs.

" Oh, Jazzy Wazzy Bear," she chirped, " Happy Halloween!"

" Halloween?" I repeated, in question.

" Don't tell me you forgot!" she said, horrified.

" No, of course not." I insisted.

" Well good, because you promised you'd take me shopping tonight!"

" Alice, you go shopping everyday. Why would tonight be so important?"

" They have the big holiday sale on all shoes, and you know I've had my eye on those black stilettos!"

" Right. How could I forget?"

Just then Emmett and Rosalie entered the room, Emmett had the stupidest look on his face like a little kid gets when they find out Barney on ice is coming to town. Correction, he had the same look on his face he would have if Barney on ice was coming to town.

" What's with him?" I asked Rosalie, probably not even wanting to know the answer.

" Oh, he's just excited because I promised that I'd take him trick or treating tonight." she explained.

" Why?" I asked, " He can't eat the candy."

" Do you want to tell him that?" Rose whispered.

" It's gonna be soo awesome! We get to run around the neighborhood, get free candy, dress up, and not look like total morons!"

" I'm sure you could pull the moron thing off anyway Emmett." I said.

" Very funny mister."

Alice joined in, " So what are you guys going as?"

" Can't tell you! It's a surprise!" Emmett said.

Then, Edward and Bella joined the party. Weeeee.

" Hey guys. What's going on here?" Edward asked.

" Oh, Emmett's just being himself." I answered.

" Again with the attack of words. You're grounded mister!" Emmett said.

" Right."

Alice changed the subject, " So, do you guys have any plans for the night?"

" As a matter of fact we do. We're going to a Halloween party at Jessica's house."

I could sense Bella's unease with the situation.

" Yeah. It should be a blast." she sarcastically responded. Two things she absolutely hated, were parties, and hanging out at a party with Jessica and Mike Newton in the same room.

" Bella, she invited us. It would be rude if we said no for no reason." Edward said.

" I know, I know."

A/N: So that's chapter one. Hey, I want you guys to vote for what Emmett and Rosalie's costumes should be.

1. Pancake and syrup (yucky human food)

2. Butterfly and the net

3. Vampires ( yeah, that'd be ironic)

4. Tire and steering wheel

If you guys have any more suggestions, I'd love to hear them. If you like any of these, please vote for it in your review! Yes, you are obligated to review. Or Emmett will ground you, too.

REVIEW OR MY SKUNK WILL SPRAY YOU!!