Gill Vs. Orochi
By Kairi Taylor
Gill: I am a God! The mark of my dignity will scar thy DNA!
Orochi: You're a God? Yeah, sure, look I've got a croquet match with Shermie at
10, can we just get this over with?
Gill: Sure.
(Orochi throws a Black Projectile at Gill, knocking him out.)
Orochi: That was quick.
Gill: (Resurrects)
Orochi: Na-nani?
Gill: Was that all?
Orochi: OK, I think I need to get serious.
(Orochi does a Lighting Strike, followed by Bright Light SDM,putting a hole in
Gill's chest.)
Orochi: Ha! Resurrect from THAT!!
Gill: (Resurrects)
Orochi: What the--
Gill: Have a whiff of this (Performs Seraphic Wing, burning Orochi's hair)
Orochi: Ok, enough of this immortal shit! (Pulls out a shotgun & blasts
Gill in the face) You ain't getting up this time!
Gill: (Resurrects) I beg to differ!
Orochi: Oh that is IT!! I'm taking you out, Soprano style motherfucker! (Takes
out a lead pipe & starts to bash Gill's head in.)
Fat Dave: (O.S.) Has anyone seen my old lead pipe?
Orochi: There! You ain't coming back now!
Gill: (Resurrects) Oh no?
Orochi: Ah, son of a bitch!!
(6 hours later)
Orochi: Damn it, I have killed you 786 times & your punk ass keeps
resurrecting! STAY DEAD GODDAMN YOU!! (Throws a grenade down Gill's diapers.)
Gill: (Resurrects)
Orochi: YAROU!!
Gill: Look, let's just go play some croquet. This is rather pointless you know.
Orochi: Yeah, you're right.
(Gill & Orochi walk away, but Yuri appears.)
Yuri: WHAT THE FUCK?! You call that an acceptable ending?!! FUCK THAT SHIT
MAN!!!
(Yuri pulls out a massive laser cannon & fires, evaporating both Gill &
Orochi.)
Yuri: Snootch to the motherfuckin' notch, beotch!
(What the....well, due to the fact that she has killed both of the fighters...THE
WINNER IS YURI SAKAZAKI!)
S. Taylor: That was uncalled for.
Yuri: What was that?
S. Taylor: ^^'' nothing....