Me: Okay… I was SUPPOSED to be writing my paper about To Kill a Mockingbird…but I'm sorry- I was bored to tears. This my dear readers is how THIS evolved.
Danny Muse: Oh man…
Me: Oh man is right… anyways, the italicized part in the story was the actual part in my essay… but it kinda uh… yeah. If ya'll like it, then comment please, and I might add a second chapter of another random story that comes to my crazed up mind!
Danny Muse: Well, let's see the load of crap you came out with today!
Me: Yes, let's!
…Ewells lived behind the town garbage dump in what was once a Negro cabin…and then a rabid unicorn showed up, and ate all the characters in the story, and that sucked monkey butt, but there was nothing that anyone could do…but then something amazing happened. A piece of popcorn appeared out of thin air, and ate all the lemons! Then the unicorn was a mad, for it truly loved lemons. So the unicorn threw up all the characters- and went and chased the popcorn to mustache land! But then an eviler unicorn than the one that we have previously spoken of decided to eat all the marshmallows in the world. It was a truly diabolical plan indeed. The unicorn tried to eat every helpless marshmallow out there! But it was okay, because Danny Phantom showed up and was all like, "I will eat your soul you stupid good for nothing evil unicorn thing!" And that is exactly what Danny Phantom did. He ate that unicorn's evil soul all up and it was pretty amazing, I'm not going to lie.
So after the evil unicorn was vanquished, and all the cute little marshmallows were saved (yay!) Danny became a hungry. So Danny made a fire with one of his awesome ectoplasm ray things. Then, he violently stabbed one of the innocent marshmallows through the head with a stick, and proceeded to stick the gooey treat within the flames he had created. He watched in sick satisfaction as the marshmallow began to become crisp on the outside. Then, Danny laughed as he watched the marshmallow begin to burn! Then, it caught on fire! Danny took the marshmallow out of the fire and simply smiled and blew out the flame. The once white marshmallow now donned a pitch black shell, which he promptly ate off, until the only part which remained was the soft, gooey insides of the marshmallow. Danny laughed and ate that too.
Sam Manson, however, had been hiding behind a nearby rhino, and had seen the entire ordeal, and she was really, really angry about it. So she yelled at Danny, "You murderer! You killed that poor innocent marshmallow! I hate you!" Then she proceeded to take out a Fenton Thermos and trap her previously beloved within the cylindrical container. Then Sam decided to throw it into the ocean, where a wild cowboy riding a whale stole it. Danny rode with that cowboy on the whale for 3 years, before the cowboy got bored of trying to eat the thermos, and threw the thermos all the way to Africa, where a napkin stole it. Then the napkin ran all the way to America, and then to Amity Park Ohio. The napkin found Sam, and explained to her that it was okay, because marshmallows are food- so it's okay for them to be eaten. Once the napkin was confident that she understood, it released Danny and Sam kissed him. Then the two of them went and got a married and ate marshmallows. The end!