Terror at the Rowling Residence

A/N Hey everyone! This is my first fan fic and I am pretty sure it has been done before. Oh well!! Enjoy!

Disclaimer- I don't own anything, Nada, Zilch... Although I wish I did!..... Queen J.K Rowling owns it all... As a matter of fact she owns herself too! OH I do own something! THE PLOT!!! It probably sucks tho! DON"T SUE!

Well On with the Story-

It was the morning of the 31st of July 1997 and Joanna Katheen Rowling was sitting at home at her table warring about what to write next in her book, Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone. She had writer's block so she decided to summon some of her characters to help her with the next chapter...

J.K- *Clicks Fingers*

All of a sudden Harry, Ron, Hermione, Voldemort, Seamus and Neville

Harry- *Sarcastically* OH Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!!!

Hermione- HARRY!!! Have some manners! At least you are away from the Dursleys!

Seamus and Neville- *Whimpering* y-y-y-you-k-k-know-w-w-who!!!! ARGGGGGGGGGG!

J.K- Seamus, Neville! Calm down! I will make sure he won't hurt anyone, well I will try anyway!

*Seamus and Neville dive under the table and scream in unison* 'WE AREN'T COMING OUT

AND YOU CANT MAKE US!!!'

J.K- *Sighs* Oh well! Ron, are you ok???

Ron- *Muffled* Uh-Huh... YUM butterscotch pudding flavour!!! YUM!

J.K- Ok Can we get on with it?

Everyone accept Seamus and Neville who are still under the table and Hermione who says it

with more enthusiasm- OOOOOOOOKKKKKKKK.............

J.K Well I have writers block on this chapter... so far I have 'Harry, Hermione and Ron all walk onto the Hogwarts express....' any ideas??

Hermione- How About-

Ron- YUM!!!!!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!

Voldemort- Are those bertie botts every flavour beans you are eating there Weasley?

Ron- Yeah, So?

Voldemort- May I have one?

Ron- Uhhhhh...... Ummmmm..... Yeah I suppose

*Ron hands Voldemort an Every flavour bean*

Voldemort- BLEARGGGGGGGGGG!!!! EARWAX!! YOU GIVE ME, LORD VOLDEMORT *Ron

shudders* DO YOU WANT TO BEAR MY WRATH???

Ron- No...

Voldemort- WELL YOU SHALL BEAR IT ANYWAY!!!

*Ron Runs out of the room*

J.K- Oh Dear!!

Voldemort- YOU SHALL ALL BEAR MY WRATH!

*Everybody runs out of the room accept J.K*

J.K- Great! Just Great! Writers block and nutty characters running around my house like

Lunatics * *Clicks Fingers** That's Better!!!

Voldemort- HEY! LET ME DOWN!!! I SAY LET ME DOWN!

Hermione, Harry and Ron- *Muffled* Untie Us Please Miss Rowling! PLEASE???

J.K- Hey where is Seamus and Neville?

Ron- They are still under the table!!!

Seamus- Oh Gee thanks Ron!!! if you hadn't told YOU would be untied now!

J.K- *Clicks Fingers* Now that is better!

*Voldemort is hanging from the chandelier on the ceiling, Ron, Harry and Hermione are all tied up and gagged in the corner and Seamus and Neville were tied up and gagged in another corner*

J.K- Now I will untie you and click you back to where you came from if you promise to behave

Everyone- *nods* Yes Miss Rowling!

J.K- *Clicks fingers and everybody is untied and clicks again and everyone had disappeared*

AHH that's better! Now back to the book.... I am going to take a break.... And get myself a nice big bowl of spaghetti! (A/N don't ask where the spaghetti idea came from!)

THE END

A/N I hope you like it, this is the first fan fiction I ever wrote J

OK THIS IS THE REAL END

Disclaimer- I don't own anything, Nada, Zilch... Although I wish I did!..... Queen J.K Rowling owns it all... As a matter of fact she owns herself too! OH I do own something! THE PLOT!!! it probably sucks tho!

OK I AM SERIOUS NOW! I AM GOING TO SAVE THIS AND IT WILL BE THE REAL END!