Contest: Twilight of Craigslist AD Contest (Part I)
Title: Break Me In
Rating: M
Word Count (minus A/N and header): 286
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Just follow the instructions on the box (Seattle)
Date: 2011-10-10, 12:18
Reply to: pleasehelpme(at) craigslist (dot) org
Hi. My name is Bella and I'm a 21 year old literature student in Seattle. I travelled a lot when I was growing up and never had the chance to do a lot of things. I have my dreams and goals and I am meeting them every single day of my life. I just have one small problem I would like to remove from my list before I can continue onto the next level.
My virginity.
Well not so much my virginity per se. Training. I require physical and mental training in the art of seduction. I am single and looking to change this soon, but it is my belief, and the latest issue of cosmos belief that I can't achieve this unless I know how to "Satisfy my man".
Are you a good teacher? Are you patient? I am a fast learner and willing to go through as many sessions necessary until you feel I have completed my goal.
Must be experienced sexually, but not a total man whore. Must be willing to be tested before training is started. Must be willing to accommodate me, I'm really not sure my roommate would understand and the sudden appearance of a male in my life, other than my father, could be an awful fright to her.
No one over the age of 35 need apply. I may be a little needy, but I know a pervert when I see one. No one with an overly large body, I know this isn't very pc of me, but the thought of skin and fat flapping around makes me want to join a nunnery.
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