I don't own Naruto or any of the characters Kishimoto has already created.

Naruto POV:

This blows! Why did I had to be in the Chuunin exam with only Sasuke-teme? Unfortunately Sakura-chan had to stay home, so Grandpa Hokage made an exception and made me come in with just Sasuke even though the rules said we had to be three on the squad, not two. Oh well. We just passed Kakashi-sensei who gave us his blessings. I was on fire and shouted:"Here we go!" We opened the door and stepped in. The whole room was filled of cranky people! They were even crankier than Sasuke! To make myself tougher and to show who's the boss, I yelled:

"Hi! How y'all doing? I'm Uzumaki Naruto and I'm going to beat all your stupid butts! Dattebayo!" That'll show them! Suddenly I felt something at my right. I trun my head to the right and see Sasuke with dark eyes coming towards me. Oh no! I knew I had stepped too far when I saw that face.

"Sasuke! Don't come near me!"

"Shut ut already and take it like a man." Sasuke cracked his fingers and I gulped. I throwed my hands every where and started to panic. I screamed and started to run, but Sasuke caught me by the neck. This was even worse than when Sakura-chan used to hit me. When Sasuke had enough, he used to (and still do) catch up to me, capture me, and then he would whisper things that would scare the hell outta me. Even though they weren't really frightning at all, I still got scared shitless. He stepped closer to me and I could feel his breath in my ear.

"Stop acting stupid dobe, or I will destroy every ramen stand in the world. And I will make you watch." That did it. It all went black.

Sasuke POV:

That dobe. Why did he never learn ? I noticed all the stares at us and decided to do something evil. I thought I could use Naruto as a seat or use his butt as a pillow for my feet. But since someone would tell Kakashi-sensei later, I decided to do something more nice. I layed him on the floor and stood behind him and pretended he wasn't there . More nicer indeed.

"Should you really be doing that?" I recognized that voice. It was Nara Shikamaru. He was the smartest, but also the laziest genin I knew. We never were in the same class, but I'm only interested in the ones who are as strong as me or stronger than me. He was not exactly stronger, but he was smarter for sure. "Naruto annoyed me too much. If I did nothing, the others would have done something far worse." Before I knew it, all the others from my class showed up. At least Yamanaka Ino, or 'Ino-pig' as Sakura called her, wasn't there.

"Sasuke-kun!" Or so I thought. I hated and still hate that sick sweet voice. She hugged me from behind, and I swore then if she wouldn't release me, I would stab her with a kunai where the sun never shone or maybe, depends on how innapropriate she liked to be. "I have missed you so much!" Then she looked around and said with a more normal voice (fortunately):"Where's forhead girl?" Someone stab me. Should I really answer? It wasn't any of my business, but Naruto was out, being poked in the butt by Kiba with a stick, so what choice did I really have? "Sakura couldn't come, so it's just me and dobe." Just like that, Naruto opened his eyes, jumped up as if he was burned and yelled in my face:

"Stop calling me dobe, teme!"

"Stop yelling in my face!"

"I can yell AS MUCH AS I WANT !" That did it! I jumped on him and attacked him with my bare fists. He was just hitting, using his rage. All the others around me got embarrased.

"Would you guys mind keeping your voice down?" I stopped punching Naruto, and looked up. If I knew this boy, I would have finished him the moment I saw him. I would atleast try. "Who are you?" The boy pinched up his glasses and said with a smirk:

" Yakushi Kabuto. I feel I should warn you. Most guys around her are very short tempered. Especially the guys from the Hidden Grass Village. I'm not short tempered at all, so its not my business, but just as a heads up." I could have sworn I heard the ninjas from the Grass village growl. I stood up and helped Naruto up.

"I'm sorry, but I don't recognize you from anywhere in the village here. Where in Hi no Kuni are you from?" I just had to ask, since he had a forehead protector with the sign of Konohagakura on and I had never seen him before.

"I'm not from the this village, but from another village not far from here. It's a small one, so I'm not surprised if you don't know of it."

"You're right. I don't." I narrowed my eyes and looked at him suspiciously. He looked at me innocently like he was complete honest. Somehow I found it hard to trust him. If you knew my past, you would never blame me. Naruto looked at him while scratching the back of his head.

Naruto POV:

I wasn't listening much of what they were talking about. I bet it was just boring stuff. That Kabuto guy looked okay, at least smart. Maybe he was smarter than Sakura-chan.

"How smart are you?" Kabuto loked at me like I just asked him the weirdest question. Come on! Was it that weird? It was a normal question like any other question.

"Errr...why do you ask?"

"Cuz Sakura-chan is smart and all, but you look smarter, so I was wondering." Kabuto shrugged.

"Smart enough, I guess." I was satisfied. I grinned and put my hands behind my head. Then I noticed some cards sticking out of his back pocket. I reached out for it, but since he moved a little, I missed and pinched his butt! He shrieked, and jumped.

"What are you doing?" He yelled. He got red in the face. He was actually more red in his face than Hinata was when I was too close. I quickly glanced at Sasuke and the others. They looked freaked! I waved my arms furiously and started to freak myself. "I didn't mean to! I swear?" I saw Kbuto getting more red in the face. Serioulsy, He was red like an angry tomato!

"What were you doing around there annyways?" He yelled. Sheesh! Stop yelling already! I was only a few feets away from him!

"Some cards was standing out of your pocket and I got curious!"

"Well, ask first!" He huffed and pinched up his glasses." Jeez, what have your parents taught you?" That made me flinch and made my stomach uneasy. I heard some growling behind me.

Sasuke POV:

That bastard! How dared he? How could he say such a thing to Naruto! If I were Naruto, I would've smothered him! Why was Naruto just standing there? Beat him already, I thought. I saw Naruto tighten his fist and saw he was ready to attack.

"You bastard!," Naruto said and lunged.

'PUFF'

A large man appeared out of nothing. He was tall, wearing a grey button down shirt and dress pants and a black cloak. He had his protector with the leaf symbol on his head. He had two scars across his face and he didn't look happy at all.

"What's going on here!," the large man said. Naruto took a deep breath and I was about to stop him, but it was too late.

"IpinchedKabutointhebutt-!" Facepalm. Enough said. The man looked at him.

"...What?"

"I said-"

"I know what you said, yo-"

"Then why did you ask?"

"Shut it!"

"No way-"

"Naruto !," I barked. He saw me and flinched. His mouth was shut as if he didn't want medicine.

"Thanks!," The man said to me gratefully and I nodded as a 'thank you'. He looked around and said clearly:

"Listen up! This is the Chuunin-exam, not a battlefield. If you guys are going to fight, you have to get permission from me or you're out! Now we're going to take the first part of the Chuunin exam in a room. Shut up, put your ass in gear and follow me!" I sighed as I watched Naruto walked suddenly wery serious. Why did I have a feeling about this?